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 what is the absolute shittiest job you can think of?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I came up with: Mortician     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 36 |
Working as a Firestone tire tester | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 773 |
Close to the cleaning of septic tanks but cleaning out porta-potty's. Especially in something like 100 degree weather and high humidity. I think I need to go puke now. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Holding up the stop/go sign when there is construction work being done on a road. Woking in a telephone club and having to clean the cubicles out at the end of the night. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 434 |
eating bags of your own shit for rusty nickels with a bowling pin stuffed up your ass while u stab your own balls with a dull arrow head all the while kicking the edge of a coffee table in your bare feet. i did that one for a year. good pay, but shitty benefits. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 601 |
Jizzmopper at a gay adult theater ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
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El ass-o I didn't know you can do that with a bowling pin... oh my! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 470 |
One of my friend interned as a forscenics cleaner upper. There were lots of cases where neighbors smelled something rank, and it turned out that the old lady down the hall had died in the bathtub three weeks before. He was the guy who had to pull the body out of the tub and bag it. By the end of the summer he was telling me that "Maggots are cute!" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 447 |
I once knew a guy who puts the cones on the Golden Gate Bridge to open up lanes during the evening commute. He said it kind of sucked but since the Bridge gets a suicidal jumper at least once a week, it was occasionally exciting. | ||
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Guru
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LMAO @ el-ass-wipe-o...That's some funny shit bro...Hee-hee... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
Florida's Election Commissioner | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Tank cleaner I used to work on at the shipyard & I can tell you that this is one of the worst jobs there is.There are lots of different kinds of tanks on a ship,the worst is the CHT(shit) ------------------ BROS BEFORE HO'S | ||
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Guru
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El-Ass, what are the reguirements for this job, I wan't to know, I may need to steer my career way in the other direction. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1163 |
Porta John cleaner. Kennel cleaner (dogshit makes me gag) Phone rep for Liberty Mutual funds! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 635 |
your job daily to be gang raped by a herd of 8 dicked elephants. Wait thats what LIsa and JOhnnyO do everyday  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 841 |
I would have to say Thickdog's proctologist. |
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