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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 08:41 PM

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we want to know.


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special_bill

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posted December 18, 2000 08:46 PM

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is he really gonna view your video debut?...


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Frackal

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posted December 18, 2000 08:46 PM

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no we don't


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 08:50 PM

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yes, he found a store that actually still sells the thing after 12 - 13 years... because after doing a little research my partner is STILL makeing movies. I can't imagine being in that business that long.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 09:28 PM

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I was in and out all day today. The Airborne Delivery guy didn't leave it for me. I was supposed to sign for it.

It's 6:20 (Pacific Time). I have nothing going on tonite so I'm headed over to the Airborn Delivery place cross town. It's only about 4 miles away but I gotta drive thru the financial district ... traffic may be a bitch.

Should be back in about an hour or so and will "pop it in" the old vcr and let you know what what a good actor Johnny is.

Johnny, how far into the video do I have to fast forward through to find you?


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 09:30 PM

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You don't.. first scene.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:11 PM

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I'm back ... it's in the vcr ... waiting for your scene ... the guy is driving down the street and just pulled up to a house ... who could be inside?


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:13 PM

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It's Johnny! He's wearing a blue t-shirt and tidy whities! Nice haircut by the way ... very 80's ... Had you been to a Flock of Seagulls concert the nite before? Is that guy you're with 1/2 black? Yum


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:15 PM

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Johnny, this is obviously before your first cycle ... What were you? About 140 pounds ... God, you really like to kiss!


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:16 PM

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That guy is huge ... You're very talented ... Did Linda Lovelace give you lessons?


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:19 PM

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My pants are getting tight! Finally, the guy goes down on you! He pulls down those tidy whities to reveal... Oh my God, you're huge! Why don't you take off that damn blue t-shirt? And why are you earing white socks?


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:21 PM

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Oh my God! Someone else just showed up! A blond guy. They're making a JohnnyO sandwich! The blond guy's dick is like a pencil.


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Frackal

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posted December 18, 2000 10:24 PM

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This thread is fascinating in a sick sort of way. Maybe it's the percocet.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:25 PM

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These guys look older than you ... Actually, Johnny, you're skinny but you've got a nice physique ... but you should have done something about that nest! Ever heard of a razor?

Oh it's a speaking role? Johnny just said, "give me that dick!"

The blond is now bent over getting shafted by the other guy while Johnny is receiving a blow job.

Now the hot guy is back servicing Johnny ... Where'd the blond guy disappear to?


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:28 PM

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The blond guy is back ... he's got a lousy dick and a lousy ass ... The hot guy is still blowing Johnny ... How did you hold it for so long ... I would have squirted quite a while ago!

Now Johnny's on top of the hot guy ... Is it going to fit Johnny? It look like a tight fit! ... and it goes in effortlessly.

Johnny, how did you get your ankles behind your ears like that?


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:30 PM

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You guys just kind of pushed the blond guy off in corner! ha ha ha It looks like he's trying to get in but you guys aren't having any of it!

You're riding him on the couch! Were you once a rodeo star? He's trying to buck you off but you're hanging in there ...

I love the snarl on your face ... you've got attitude!


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:34 PM

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The blond guy is gross ... won't even take his shirt off ... The hot guy is back to carving you a new one on the carpet ... ... and Johnny blows his load! WOW! Were you on Clomid? The hot guy is still giving in to you! You're a very patient lover! No money shot from the hot guy but Johnny's was enough for the two of them!

Le Fin


I need a cigarette!


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 10:38 PM

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I was 130 lbs then.. hmm.... and no I wasn't on Clomid, we were under strict orders not to j/o for a week, plus the fact that I was hard for two hours before the money shot, and he gave us zinc pills daily to increase the volume.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:46 PM

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How old were all 3 of you? ... and what was up with the blond guy? He didn't belong in that scene ... his presence could have been missed!


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 10:50 PM

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I was ... 17 (fake id).. the blonde guy was some pet of the director, Brad was 18.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 10:53 PM

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Was Chi Chi the director? (I didn't watch it any further, missed the credits)


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 10:55 PM

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No, Richard Morgan was the director .. Chi Chi did the one with Lon Flexx as the star.. my big regret is I was never paired or met Joey Stephano... oh I was in love with that one.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 11:00 PM

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My friends and I went to see the one-man show about Joey. From what little I know about him, I think he had real emotional problems ... I also read the book about him ("Wonder Bread")... He never did anything for me except you could always count on him to do "you know what" in a movie ...


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 11:06 PM

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Well.. if you are that age and in that business you have family problems.. during that time I was purposely trying to catch HIV as a type of suicide.. I didn't want to live past 20.. sort of to make my parents pay for the concequences of their actions toward me. It's a fucking miracle I'm still negative. You're making me cry now.


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May1010

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posted December 18, 2000 11:19 PM

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Buck up buddy.


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JohnnyO

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posted December 18, 2000 11:24 PM

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I'm alright.. that's still a sore part of me with my relationship with my parents.. we talk and everything, but ask Gabriel I'm never 100% comfortable with them anymore. Gabriel says I treat them like strangers.

It's going to take the rest of my life to forgive them. I can't even talk to them about it because I break down discussing it. I can probably email my concerns but that seems soooo cold.


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posted December 20, 2000 02:41 PM

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Bump for Johnny - He's feeling "needy" today.



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JohnnyO

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posted December 20, 2000 02:51 PM

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hehehe just what i needed! btw that snarl is me in pain thank you.. he hurt!


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Slopain

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posted December 20, 2000 03:27 PM

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Well johnnyo things are good now right? maybe not perfect but you got a decent job and you have your own life, this is good!

buck up!

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JohnnyO

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posted December 20, 2000 03:43 PM

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oh yeah things are good now.. hmm.. i really wish i could have a better relationship with my parents, but i'm working on that. I don't regret what I did.. sometimes I feel my parents don't love me which makes me sad.


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posted December 20, 2000 03:46 PM

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it's okay johnny, my parents don't love you either...


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Slopain

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posted December 20, 2000 03:46 PM

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well my pops told me about a month ago that he DOESN'T LIKE me at all, he only loves because hes a dad.

pretty f'd up I guess..


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JohnnyO

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posted December 20, 2000 04:23 PM

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well that's cool.. sometimes i feel like i'm the only one with parent problems.


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posted December 20, 2000 04:24 PM

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I'm with ya there slopain...my mom just told me this week that if she had known I'd be this awful they would have never adopted me...though she said it more politely.

It went more like..
"I'm sure your real mother was an alkie or a drug addict...these days they tell you things like that. Back then you had to take what you could get..and if we had known, we would have......" trailing off. Stupid me says "oh yeah, you could have sent me to anger management or something"...i saw the guilty look on her face and knew damn well thats not what she meant.

Yeah....such an awful person can be blamed on someone else's bad genes. Gotcha.


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