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 If it's one thing I'll give you gay folk
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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You certainly don't beat around the bush (completely inappropriate pun) when it comes to hooking up. There's no hey how are you, I'd like to hook up some time, can I have your number, then you call them on the phone and try not to sound like a dumbass, then you take them out and listen to their life story and about all their problems with their friends or work, drop enough $$ that could've gone towards several DVDs and maybe some good smoke, then if you are having a good date you are hoping for either a kiss good night or on some occasions if shit has gone well enough and they are drunk enough and somewhat of a whore you might hit it that night. judging by johnnyO and may's stories it sounds a hell of a lot easier to get a piece of ass if you are gay. not really the kind of ass i'm looking for but it's still pretty cool. not cool enough for me to stop liking breasts and cookie and go for the hairy ass and balls though. ------------------     | ||
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Guru 
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Thats exactly why Aids is so prevalent in the Gay community. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 419 |
Havoc, It's true, gay guys have more sexual partners than straight folk. But, in the gay community, the virus is spread through "unsafe sex". I'm not sure if I'm articulating my point well. What I'm trying to say is that promiscuity does not drive the infection rate, rather it's making poor choices with respect to the kind of sex you have. Still not sure if I've made my point. | ||
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Guru
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Promiscuity increases the risk. I understand the "safe sex" point your trying to get across. Tell me this, did you and Anthony each grab a condom during the bathroom incident? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
Havoc, We had only oral sex in the bath room and neither of us even came close to completion. The risk associated with oral is very very very very low. However, later, we did use a condom (actually we used four of them). | ||
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Moderator
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Ah.. I know were this is going.. decibel didn't convince you that transmission during oral sex WITHOUT climax is very small. I don't have his stats so I can't argue the point. | ||
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Guru
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Low but possible. I personally think thats kind of nasty, thats all, that Anthony character could of had his raw dick in someone elses poop shoot the night before. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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i am still amazed by may's story about hooking up in that bathroom. 5 seconds after you two started kissing you were already down there throating him. that has to be some kind of record. all females interesting in beating this record please see my profile for my email address. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
... and the next time you eat some girl's pussy, think about how many guys have come in her box the previous day. | ||
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Guru
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this is making me wish i found pleasure in the cock and balls... girls, quit wasting our time..you know where we are ALL going with this... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Moderator
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That's nothing special... During labor day weekend within 15 minutes of meeting someone i had em bent over the stage at the Bourbon Parade in New Orleans screwing with a crowd around me chanting "GO GO GO GO GO GO".. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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i think i saw that on mardi gras COPS. were you wearing a wife beater ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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WHAT!!!! yes I had on a wife beater, black shorts (no undies), but this wasn't during Mardi Gras.. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
Labor day weekend? Bourbon Parade? New Orleans? Fucking? a stage? Uh, Johnny ... I think we've met! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2711 |
That was the last day of Southern Decadence.. and it wasn't you his name was Turkel from Venice.. i stopped after getting dirty looks from "THE BITCH" but we wound up taking him to the hotel...in fact Turkel might be living with us next month.. we'll have to see how things turn out. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
That French-Indian guy? Got a pic of the lad? If he's as hot as you said and Gabe doesn't want him around, have him scrubbed and sent to my tent. Oh yeah, what did you think of that last e-mail I sent you? Re: love in cyberspace | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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don't assume ALL gay guys are like those two. (just most of 'em) some of us are much more prudish and victorian. like any other segment of the population, there is quite a variety, though i agree with may that gay guys are much looser. | ||
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Cool Novice 
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fuk, its too bad girls arent as horny as guys, otherwise things would be a lot easier! I need some more pussy though, but I think girls are either really intimidated by me, or I just go for the wrong girls cause I never end up fukin 99% of them.. it seems like If im talking to some girl on icq or on the internet they seem a lot more open and after 5 minutes they are asking to come over and fuk after they see my picture, but in person, this never happens.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
I met a guy at a bar Saturday night. He got my number, and he called me the next day. We had lunch and talked. (*Then* we screwed around.) And we plan to go out again. I just wanted to make the point that gay people DO do the phone number thing, have dates, etc. When I'm really in love, the sex is secondary and I go all out with the candlelit dinners, little gifts, etc. (I think I've actually scared a lot of guys off, that way!) But on the other hand, yeah, sex with an attractive guy is very easy to find (especially with my awesome body | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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its pretty complicated being bi cuz i mean i know i am but i dont know how to act on it,johnny ,may help ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Moderator
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Ok I'm going to be honest for someone of your age... if it happends let it go, but i wouldn't go actively looking for it.. .. because at one time or another I had 4 boys of your age under my roof. Everyone between 14 and 16 express concern that they might be bi or gay. Now that all of them are over 18 they are definately straight.. and it was a phase they were going through. I'm not convinced you are not going through a phase like Gab's nephews. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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so i should wait and let the opportunites come to me? im 99% sure this isnt a phase im physically attracted to other guys so i dunno ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Moderator
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If you wanted to pursue opportunities I have to do research since I'm not familiar with that area... but I'll come up with something. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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i dotn even know what i want anymore really im veyr confused i have all these opportunites but i dunno i know im attracted to guys and girls both and now ive got more confused ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Freak 
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Hell Oak, if you're bi just go with guys bro. If I wasn't so damn attracted to women, I'd think being gay would be nice in a way, as far as being simpler. But the thought of kissing a man is repulsive to me. <sorry johnny hehehe> | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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this has been very confusing to me but m glad there are people to listen and help me with this,it wont go away and i dont want it to ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 419 |
Canadian Oak - I agree with Johnny, don't go looking for it. It will find you soon enough. My suggestion: stick with guys your own age for at least a few more years. If you're really curious, rent a gay porn. See if you like what you see. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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gay porn is great i have watched it a few times i like that,but as i said im bi so i like ones with guys and girls in it more ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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I like gay guys.. I hope someone will love me back someday. [This message has been edited by JohnnyO (edited December 18, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 |
dont be a bitch or we will take turns on your ass haha-i didnt say that ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Novice 
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Nice edits J_O. I caught it before you made the changes ;-) | ||
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Guru
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sometimes i think i'm gay...usually when i'm staring in the mirror...
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Moderator
Posts: 2711 |
Thanks... perhaps they will get the message that I'm not going to tolerate personal attacks.. ..and quaster you need to go to old compton and get some coffee. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 |
show em whos boss bro ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Novice
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quote: Are you that pretty Special_Bill? | ||
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Freak
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Guru
Posts: 2834 |
superlatives fail me....and so would you... just kidding...felt sassy for a moment... hey oak, you got heart kid... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2834 |
choice usage of the made up word lushishly... | ||
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Novice
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If its a large hairy beast your looking for... I would fail you. However, for a medium sized hairy beast... I'd be right up your alley. [This message has been edited by Markus_A (edited December 18, 2000).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1543 |
It's a real word bill. Just because it ain't no double negative and requires all your teeth to say it don't make it not a word. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1524 |
lmao @ billy boy | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2834 |
luscious is a word, it's an adjective even... lusciously is not a word...that is trying to make it an adverb...by adding the suffix -ly... for example: pretty not prettily... in summary, you can not take an adjective and add -ly to make it an adverb... dumbass | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1543 |
It's a word according to my Microsoft Word Spellcheck mothafucka. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2711 |
Bill Gates: ultimate authority of the English Language. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2834 |
i would like to apologize for defecating in your mind frackal.. there are several adjectives than be turned into adverbs by adding -ly.. for example soft, softly; nice, nicely... luscious however, can not QED | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1543 |
Well, I'm not taking grammar advice from a couple guys who regularly swallow cum...lol | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2834 |
the word would be grammatical...i would eat your boogers before i would taste my own cum... |
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