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JohnnyO

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posted December 15, 2000 04:55 PM

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This might not apply to the younger guys and girls on here...

...do you have any past secrets you really don't want anyone to know? You can share them with us because we won't tell anyone since we're all family.


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Thick dog

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posted December 15, 2000 04:56 PM

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I once knew a kid in middle school who met Tony Danza.


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May1010

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posted December 15, 2000 04:57 PM

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I'm not out to my family


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Steelsoldier

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posted December 15, 2000 04:58 PM

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I am responsible for the deaths of about 200 termites who tried to seek refuge in my basement!

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"I have the gift of uncontrollable anger" Roy Fury


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timac

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posted December 15, 2000 05:03 PM

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I cheated on every one of my girlfriends, and never got caught.

mmmm, I really like girls.


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Spunky

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posted December 15, 2000 05:04 PM

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when i was like 12, my sister sucked me off.


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted December 15, 2000 05:07 PM

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Spunky, yeh shuld chil wif me'n Rection.


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Spunky

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posted December 15, 2000 05:09 PM

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Do you guys put out?


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kat

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posted December 15, 2000 05:14 PM

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I almost got raped once...the one time when talking alot got me OUT of trouble instead of in it.


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Big Buck

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posted December 15, 2000 05:19 PM

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I've had women pay me for sex before.


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MP5

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posted December 15, 2000 05:19 PM

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When I was in 8th grade and friend and I were out hunting rabbits with our 22's and we saw a deer and I bet him he couldn't drop it and he did. We felt bad and had to leave it there so we would not get caught. Sucks to have been young and stupid.

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Hugh Gellatts

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posted December 15, 2000 05:21 PM

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naw, but Rections sis does!!!


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BigTruck

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posted December 15, 2000 05:22 PM

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Ahhh, fuck. Where do I start?

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He was an odd fellow -- kept to himself mostly. He had served his time and nobody noticed him much anymore. On the outside, he looked average -- albeit a bit unkempt. Inside was a different story. Inside, he was a whirling chaos of blackness, deception, confusion and revenge. The world's time was coming. And he had vowed long ago that he would see it through, though it would mark the death of him.


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Slopain

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posted December 15, 2000 05:26 PM

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Spunky are you serious?


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special_bill

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posted December 15, 2000 05:28 PM

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the worse thing ive ever done, and it creeps me out to this day, is once i knowingly gave an ex-girlfriend some ghb, one thing led to another and we started doing it, like drugged couples are prone to do...i was so close to orgasming and she passes out on me...so i whipped out some KY and sodomized the crap out of her..


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BigTruck

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posted December 15, 2000 05:33 PM

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That is pretty creepy.


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MP5

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posted December 15, 2000 05:35 PM

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Bill, you are definately gay! Taking ass over the box especially under that circumstance leads me to believe you want to be a butt dart.

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Sorry about the typos, it is hard to type with huge arms.


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Slopain

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posted December 15, 2000 05:35 PM

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damn billy you know where that points going, it aint lookin good fella.. Im fuckin with you, I have done a great deal of shit:
1)constantly cheating on everygirl I ever have without any guilt.
2)Stealing from moms/pops when I was younger.
3)Fostered 2 addictions for about a year and a half.
4)Been in handcuffs more than Id choose.
5)Been in the drunk tank on 2 occasions.
6)Gone to church fucked up on coke, bud, and alcohol a few times.
7)Got piss drunk BEFORE my classes in highschool and threw up while staggering out the door of my english class.
8)First year in college succesfully stayed faded the whole year through, you can imagine what this did for my grades that year.
9)Had a girl get an abortion


theres more, but they aren't so tame


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JohnnyO

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posted December 15, 2000 05:36 PM

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Slopain what addictions did you have??


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special_bill

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posted December 15, 2000 05:37 PM

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the horror of it is that my girlfriend was a young haitian boy named miguel...


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Spunky

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posted December 15, 2000 05:42 PM

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Hugh Gellatts: As long as his sister does, im in!

Slopain: No, I wasn't serious about that comment.. but something similiar to that happened w/ a family member, but I will not say. =) LOL.. I look back now and wish I would've taken advantage of the situation. By the way, it was like a step relation, not blood!


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Slopain

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posted December 15, 2000 05:45 PM

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Coke, Meth/speed whatever I could get, and of course alcohol.

lol @ billy, you still have a strong sense of humor after all those knocks on your sexual preference.

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ADRENALINEalley

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posted December 15, 2000 05:46 PM

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Let's see:

Broke into a drycleaners at night and stole the cash register.

Had a stolen clothes operation operating out of a retail clothes store.

Broke into numerous cars (on car lots) for radios.

LOTS of random property destruction. Lots of fires.

I let a guy suck my dick once, oh yeah, I sucked his dick too. I was seeing if I was a fag. Neither of us came. Wasn't my thing -- have never looked back -- or been curious since. It was absolutely not a turn-on, but glad I know that about myself (don't lie, you know you've thought about it). Fuck it, I'm sure I'll get flames anyway.

I fucked a girl that I met at a bar, then fucked my girlfriend afterwards while my dick was still wet with the other girl's pussy juice.

Tried on several occasions to run people off the road that pissed me off -- never succeeded.

Been involved in at least four high-speed car chases. One of which, I hung out the window, while driving, with a pair of nunchucks and tried to break up the car I was next to ala road warrior style.

Hung out with Vice Lords.

Hung out with Italian Mafia.

Resold vicodin.

Resold pot.

Ummm. That's about all that comes to mind right now. Maybe more later.

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special_bill

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posted December 15, 2000 05:47 PM

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yeah, i thrive off the negative attention...know what, honestly, your list parallels mine, except ive never really been to church...

thrown up at school, scammed folks, the whole deal...


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JohnnyO

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posted December 15, 2000 05:50 PM

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I had a pretty bad coke/crack/freebase addition, but I never did meth.


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Slopain

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posted December 15, 2000 05:50 PM

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sold alot of shit too, in college..


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Buffed_The_Magic_Dragon

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posted December 15, 2000 05:51 PM

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Hmmmm ... I had sex with my cousin when I was 12 (she was 14) ... it WAS full intercourse.

She is now a lesbian.

That's the honest to God truth


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Rex

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posted December 15, 2000 05:52 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by ADRENALINEalley:
Hung out with Italian Mafia.

Ain't nothing wrong with that, not that I condone everything they do.
My family is connected to the cosa nostra, so I guess thats my little secret.

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slack3r

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posted December 16, 2000 02:13 AM

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Well..last 6 weeks when we got report cards i had 3 f's and all of our homework/grades are on the internet and my parents dont know how to use the computer. So i simply copied the webpage and changed my grades and printed them out so i had 3 A's and and 3 B's. Well ive never really gotten those grades since 7th grade and my parents were all happy so they took me to dinner and bought me a new 3d card, sound card, and paid my computer bill for the month. I felt rotten after that..spent over 200$ on me because of my 'grades' and i really had 3 f's.

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thefantom1

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posted December 16, 2000 04:57 AM

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Once again due to my great investigative abilities I have found MP5 and BigTruck to be complete liars.... Back in 8th grade..MP5 claims him and his "friend" (could this be BigTruck??) shot a deer and killed it with a 22 cal rifle...Total bullshit..Here is the proof that they did not want you to see...they stole (borrowed) someone's car..(probably Theron's for some weird sexual favors) and later claimed that the car was parked and this poor deer just "Ran into the front of the car" You be the judge...

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"MP5 and BigTruck didn't shoot me!!!! They ran my ass down!!"


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picasso

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posted December 16, 2000 05:13 AM

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Spent about two years a long time ago losing everything I had with a full-blown 200 dollar a day heroin habit.
Worse than that though is my ex-wife is all gay now.Good for my son that she is in another state now.


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WODIN

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posted December 16, 2000 09:11 AM

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I've been the engineer and caboose on more trains than I care to admit.

I was a bigger slut than the captian could ever hope to be. I use to be into the swingers thing big time. Same time as my nasty drug phase.

I had a nasty drug/alchohol habit that I had to go into rehab to kick in my early 20's.

I may have a kid or two out there. I'm not really sure. (Posted that earlier)

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special_bill

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posted December 16, 2000 10:34 AM

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wodin just gave up the goods on his heiney...

picasso- me too...glad to see you made it out bro....


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JohnnyO

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posted December 16, 2000 11:04 AM

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bill and picasso i have the utmost respect for what you guys have gone through...

.. everyone knows i'm a slut, and did some questionable things as a teenager.. i'm dreading this "movie review" that is supposed to appear today.


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May1010

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posted December 16, 2000 12:50 PM

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Johnny -


I promise to go easy on you on your ass. (well, you know what I mean)

Actually, I've got a list of things to get done today so I'll be in and out (well, you know what I mean).

The porno distributor told me I'd have to sign for the package, so I guess if I'm not here, I may miss the delivery today ... so, you may get a reprieve today.

I've got to go Christmas shopping and I've got yet another friend's Christmas party to go to tonite. (I am just so gosh darned popular these days!) So, I've gotta get a haircut, buy a new shirt, get my chest waxed, blah blah blah ... you know the routine.

Did that last paragraphy sound really queenie? I think it did. I'm going to have to work on that.

All right, gotta jet.


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greenhouse

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posted December 16, 2000 08:12 PM

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Sold Coke and any other rec drug you can think of.

Stole my dad's truck for about 4 days.

tons more. just no time to type right now.


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Badkins21

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posted December 16, 2000 10:47 PM

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I have liked to steal since I was very young, anything I can get away with, and have been caught a few times...and other than the juice I'm on now and the sex I'm having, there really ain't much...hell I'm in my second year of college and have never tasted alcohol!

Some of you motherfuckers have done some sick, DANGEROUS shit, y'all better be glad to still be here today to talk about it!!!

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JohnnyO

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posted December 16, 2000 11:04 PM

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not even wine? i think i had wine at Christmas dinners since I was 8.


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jersey boy

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posted December 16, 2000 11:37 PM

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if i told you i'd have to kill you


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ion

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posted December 17, 2000 03:08 AM

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I dry humped my sister and cousin.
(not together)


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Natymike

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posted December 17, 2000 04:14 AM

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one time I got drunk and sodomized my cat.

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