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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 01:46 PM

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On Dec 24 with the Dolphins....but I'll be in Pittsburgh and its sooo far..and mom doesn't seem to understand ...just thought I'd whine a little

Anyone gonna be able to go to a football on the 24th?

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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 15, 2000 01:56 PM

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shags if you liked the new york giants, i would say you would be a great catch. are you sure you are a female, absolutely positive?

my girlfriend isn't much into football and when we are together and there is a game on I turn it off because it doesn't interest her. I wish it did though. it's ok though, because she is my sweetie pie, pumpkin pie!!!!!!!!! :-) although it would be nice if she did like football, so we could share the experience watching a game together.

Woe is me, woe is me


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 02:11 PM

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Woe is you....silly Giant fan....I am a female....and quite a good one I think

I have the same problem with my female friends...thats why I don't have many...mostly guys...usually if I'm out with my friend Kim to eat on a sunday, I pretend to listen to what she is saying and watch the game....she talks alot so whe usually doesn't notice


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The Shadow

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posted December 15, 2000 02:13 PM

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Sounds like you are the perfect woman. Cuddling?? Yes or NO??

A lot is ridng on this one...

BTW - Rent Pitch Black this weekend


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 02:18 PM

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Shadow...I'm gonna go to Blockbuster after work and rent that movie and watch it sometime this weekend.....cuddling...well..I'm not much for cuddling after sex...but I don't mind cuddling while watching a movie or something

I can't type

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Rex

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posted December 15, 2000 02:20 PM

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I might be able to go to the Eagles-Bengals game Sunday if work lets me go early and I get a hold of a ticket (the ticket is the easy part).
Have to say that the game I went to [Phi dft Dal in ot] was the best game I seen/went to this year.

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Moderator

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posted December 15, 2000 02:25 PM

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yo Shaggy, the Moderatuh can make arrangements so yo ass can be at tha ballgame. Everything be VIP and you be rollin in tha double R. I don't want no whining bitch though and no two dollah hoez. Are you a fine looking piece of azz?

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MP5

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posted December 15, 2000 02:29 PM

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Shag, you and I were meant to date because I don't like to cuddle after sex either, I prefer sleep or a sandwich. LOL

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 02:33 PM

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Moderator....I duzn't have time 4 no droolin' boys at Dolphin games. If yo' ass aint dair t'rap some kinda' shit t' teh Flag-wavin'Patty type fans, den stay crib.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 02:35 PM

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MP5...you are the 1st guy I've ever met that didn't like to cuddle.....will you marry me?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 02:37 PM

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MP5..I like your quote can I use it?

"Sorry about the typos....its really had to type with such large breasts"


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WODIN

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posted December 15, 2000 02:37 PM

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Shags you are the perfect woman. Do you even have a period. I mean really! You like sports, hell you like sports center, according to chesty you are hot (no I haven't seen), and NOW you don't like to cuddle after sex!

HELL I WOULD CARRY YOUR CHILDREN!


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 02:42 PM

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Wodin...lol...gotta love you sugar....sounds good to me...I'm not big on the being pregnant thing...can't run to well with another person in side of you ya know...you'll do the breast feeding as well?


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WODIN

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posted December 15, 2000 02:44 PM

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Men don't lactate so it's the bottle for the rug rat!

Tell me, You like scary movies too?


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Moderator

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posted December 15, 2000 02:45 PM

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You sure bout that Honey Shagwell? Moderatuh know you would like a nice back rub in tha back of my stretch double R, wit some sweet music while we smoking on tha tree.

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MP5

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posted December 15, 2000 02:45 PM

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Shag, I suppose we could get married, and feel free to use the quote!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 03:00 PM

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Wodin...thats ok...just another one of mens short commings ...but thats ok cause I find that children I've seen that have grown up on soy infant formula seem to have the best muscle development (genetic I"m sure), but Ive noticed it in alot of children I've seen....interesting huh

Moderator...I don't smoke dear boy

MP5..you "suppose"...thats a weak answer...sorry the proposal is no longer valid


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MP5

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posted December 15, 2000 04:29 PM

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Shag, that was just a figure of speach...Of course I will marry you. I was going to ask you but you beat me to it. What size ring do you wear? Gold, white gold, or platinum?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 15, 2000 04:35 PM

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Platinum or course


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MP5

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posted December 15, 2000 04:39 PM

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Wow, I am marrying a girl that I have not even seen! Talk about a rush. Platinum it is, how many diamonds, and what weight?

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Sorry about the typos, it is hard to type with huge arms.


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