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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 149 |
Ok, So these last 2 months I have been hooking up with some hot ass clean chick. Every time I fingered this girl I noticed a foul smell on my hand which smells worse then fresh dog shit. Its getting to the point where I dont wanna see this girl anymore because I am afraid of eating her out because I might die down there. Does she have a infection that wont go away ? Or is that just the way she is meant to be ? Some girls who I ate out before in my life had pussies that had the smell of a flower shop or a candle store which enabled me to chow on there delightful flower fields until my jaw was to sore. Shit, to be honest with all of you. I am sniffing my finger now and it still stinks, and I washed it well with soap lastnight. ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 649 |
That sucks ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2026 |
I guess I am the only one brave enough to touch this topic. Anyhow, it could be numerous things going on with her internally. #2 She could have a VD, which needs to be taken care of ASAP, some if untreated can cause her to become infertal. Just plain gross, not to take care of yourself! #3 Could it be that maybe she has a common infection from the bacteria inside her vagina? Some women get these along with a yeast infection, in which case she needs to go to the doctor and be checked out, to get some medicine to be treated. These are not STD's either, just a common infection in many woman. So don't worry if it is one of these you wont catch it. If you care about her then just tell her | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 297 |
THERE IS SOME DISEASE THAT CAUSE THE PUSS TO SMELL BAD, IN SOME CASE YOU CAN SMELL IT EVEN WHEN THERE CLOSE IS ON. I THINK ITS CALLED VAGINOSIS OR SOMTHIN. SHE CAN GO TO THE DOC, AND THEY HAVE A TREATMENT TO CURE IT. SOMETIMES THE WOMEN ARENT EVEN AWARE THEY SMELL, THEY BECOME USED TO IT. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1191 |
dlady might have something here. it may be a STD, if not have her start eating yogurt to kill the odor. Yougurt has Acidophilous in it which is a good bacteria that kills "Reeking Boxes". ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2374 |
Hook her ass up to a fire hydrant | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2430 |
Maybe her other boyfreind has a foul-scented cock... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1266 |
damn, ive heard about smell pussy's, but I do consider myself lucky to have not run across one. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1191 |
quote: ROTFLMFAO ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 649 |
LOL TD ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2944 |
i've found true blondes to be the stinkiest...i am so sorry bro... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1263 |
The actual name is "vaginosis" It is usually caused by an inbalance in PH levels. It can be cured. Women are usually not aware of it. Some just live with it. stinky puss is NOT edible!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1291 |
foul-scented cock... I'm dying over here. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1191 |
quote: Maybe it's an Alabama thing dude. I have had a few chicks with nasty smelling boxes and their hair color never made a difference ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 721 |
What gets me is you run into these dumbass girls who go clubbing all night, poking their asses out every chance they get, grinding on anybody and everybody, and sweatin their asses off, then you take the dumb bitch somewhere afterwards and she spreads her ass for you to eat after all that activity for 5 hours!! WHOA! Now that can get sickening. It's almost as bad as going down on a chick after she plays a softball game in the middle of July! YUCK! Why don't these girls go to the bathroom and wipe their nasty, cheesy discharge holes off before they decided to let you stroke it or eat it? They HAVE to be able to smell that shit! Do they just not care? Isn't that embarrasing? I would be embarrased if my damn dick smelled like a can of tuna thats been sitting out for a week! Jeez, have some respect for your partner and wipe that putrid smell off of that thang! TG | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 678 |
I'm fortunate to never have had a girl with a smelly box. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2026 |
"I would be embarrased if my damn dick smelled like a can of tuna thats been sitting out for a week! " GHOST .
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 18 |
RUN.....repeat RUN dont walk and for god sake go wash your hands I can smell you from here. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 648 |
i have to say ive been fortunateand never had a foul scented coochie. i know one thing is for sure, if it smells that bad i wouldnt go down there bro!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 375 |
take a showwer with her, and help here scrub down there, if she is still stinking down there put on the goggles and reach for the sand blaster. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
If I could only describe what it smells like...kinda like old rotten gym gloves that you have worked out with for the last 5 years. You ever sniff that nasty smelly glove after a sweaty workout ? well there is a example of what I gotta deal with. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2430 |
Does it smell like rotten South African seafood with a touch of bong water? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2944 |
most of my bros will attest that blondes give off the most "scent" not always unpleasant mind you, just there... of course, i see more twat than a rented moped... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
This girl is a blonde. She was a All-American cheerleader in high school and was one of 3 girls from Connecticut to attend the Pro Bowl in Hawaii back in 1996/97. Maybe some NFL player fucked the living crap out of her, which lead to her terrible scent. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
In that case use brillo pads and some bleach, and toss her ass into a pool of rubbing alcohol. For the love of god man, scrub, scrub. Scrub like there is no tomorrow. DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT VAGINA. RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE ODOR!!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 721 |
NYyankee, don't you just fucking hate that shit man? You get this absolutely beautiful girl, with a great personality, a great smile, and a soothing touch only to find out that her FUCKING PUSSY STINKS 24/7!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Life just isn't fair! TG | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 648 |
ny, if it smells like sweaty old boxing gloves, maybe someone worked her ass out just like that pair of gloves!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2430 |
LOL@Fistfullofsteel, and if that fails, just remember that's wha tclothespins and flyswatters were made for... | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1625 |
Once I fingered a girl behind Schlotsky's Deli and my fingers smelt like poop. Guess she went back-to-front.. eeww. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
NY YANKEE, look man i had a girl that was a complete virgin didnt know shit about herself. The only time it didnt smell half bad was until she got out the shower. But man i can relate to u, cuz that shit smelt like dead fish. I think she might not be cleanin herself in a proper or no dooshin one of the 2. She probly dont know she stinks.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 734 |
I 've found from personal experiences that women who don't shave there snatch lips tend to smell more. Reason, the hair holds in the smell. After work one night hung out with a girl, now she had been dancing all night wearing those sexy tight ass pants. The girl was fucking slammin, long story short , took those pants off and as soon as i did smelt like hot garbage didn't even have her panties off yet! Got up and didn't even deal with it. Human beings should not smell like farm animals! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 721 |
LMFAO @ SteelSoldier! I am with ya there! I just don't understand how girls can let themselves smell like a cow's ass and just not give a shit about it! Man, if you whipped out your cock to take a piss and that shit smelled like twangy ass cat shit, wouldn't you wipe your dick off? I would, but they don't for some reason. I guess maybe they think they are so hot that they are too good to smell or wipe!! LOL!! Who knows! Girls: wipe your asses...PLEASE! LOL! TG | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
After you finger her take your hand and run it across her face in a casual manner. She will then smell her own twat and hopefully realize her pussy stinks and will take care of this little problem. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 550 |
ASK SMELLYASSCUNTEDBIATCH... I HEAR HERS HAS BEEN TOSSED QUITE A FEW TIMES AND IS QUITE THE ROOM CLEARER... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 721 |
LOL@MB!! The room clearer!!! BWAWAWAHAHAHA! TG | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 535 |
Now, I am going to be completely upfront and honest here...this is a subject that has been discussed with my buddies many a time, and I have heard equally, if not more horrific stories than what has been told here. I was never a fan of being eaten out, even less so after all that...wouldn't let a guy get down there if his life depended on it..NO FUCKING WAY is anyone going to tell stories like that about me. Last two boyfriends finally talked me into it...I gather there wasn't a problem ...couldnt get the bastards away after that...I'm still paranoid though. No point, can't enjoy it when Im worrying whether or not Im going to be the subeject of stories later on.
gimme a fucking break. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
Hey Kat ! I posted earlier that I ate pies that had the smell of roses. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 375 |
i don't not fart, burp, or scratch myself around women. i have no skid marks, never ever in my underwear. I usually wipe real good and save it just before I usually take a shower. if i know, i am going to get some then i hop in the shower and scrub everywhere. every woman i have been with always complimented me with, O god, you smell so good. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 721 |
Same here fistfullofsteele. TG | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 763 |
tell her to shower up | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 734 |
kat , are you having a not so fresh feeling today? A man who has a stinky dick, can remedy this problem by not dipping into a nasty women. You see the smell originates from the female....it's true! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 535 |
We were discussing head were we not SS? What does a smelly cooch have to do with a stinky dick when youre giving head? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 264 |
Ever see those Breath Assure commercials? Supposedly it helps with even the foulest of breaths. Just sneak a tab inside her pussy and let it dissolve. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 734 |
Yikes! (steel is backing off) ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 535 |
sorry Steel, i was very upset about something unrelated when I wrote that. I didnt mean to snap at you. I'm sorry.  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 535 |
bump for SS | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 734 |
kat, it's ok  Whats da matter? I to am in a funk can you tell me why kat? It's friday i have to ..........!------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 734 |
Bump 4 kitty kat!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 535 |
I thought my integrity was being criticized, but its ok now I think. I'm just really sensitive. You can see my stupid story in the womens forum. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 734 |
Kat, F.C responded to your post...check it out. And stop acting the way you look(like a child). You have brothers so i know you are alittle stronger than that. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 546 |
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 535 |
I'm blaming it lack of sex and PMS. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 184 |
Here is an idea. Invite her into your shower, then fuck her with a bar of soap heheh no make it 2!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 224 |
Get far away from that, I would of gave her one chance, then finish | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1191 |
When you see a stink box...Punch it in it's face! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
Or maybe she gets fucked by some other dude before she sees you... |
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