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 Biggest Lies
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 348 |
1. The check is in the mail
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Guru 
Posts: 2316 |
Special Bill only practices hetorosexual activities... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2750 |
little billy will walk again it wasn't your fault your parents split up they are in a better place now  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 66 |
You know who lies? Airybody wannabe pimpin or called a pimp. Jayzee rappin bout "big Pimpin" and shit. Y'all ain't really pimpin!!! Jayzee ain't pimpin, he is an entertainer. Stop tryin to turn tha game into some kinda bullshit that any clown can swear dat dey pimpin up a storm, when in fact they be drug dealin, rappin, tossin boxes for UPS, deliverin pizzas or some other shit. But NOT REAL PIMPIN!!!! OFF TOP, MUCH LOVE ! ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 702 |
1. I love you 2. you mean the world to me 3. you're so special to me 4. yes, that feels good 5. no, that feels awful 6. I'll never leave you 7. I never took it! 8. I don't need her, I need you! 9. I never ate them | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
She strips only to make enough money to put herself through medical school. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 971 |
I never inhaled. I WASN'T looking at your friend! No, the rubber didn't break. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 170 |
holy shit i said one thing now everyone is on my dick?????wtf??????? may1010 you asked me to delete the post because you were scared of matt you little bitch,now you go and fuck with me.youre a true twofaced lying bitch.your credibility is nonexistent asshole.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 461 |
I don't masterbate. Cum is good for you. Nah you're not fat. There's nobody in the closet. Thick Dawg doesn't suck my dick for smack. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2316 |
Yes sir, I totally respect your daughter and will bring her home as soon as the movie is over... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
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I'm sorry, I'm not fucking with you. But, you've got to admit that if anyone was offered a starting salary of $500,000 per annum, everyone would be doing the same thing. As for being afraid of Matt, I'm not. As I wrote, I failed to notice that Matt is a moderator and as such, deserves a bit more respect than I was affording him. I'm not afraid of anything (well, maybe spiders) but that's beside the point. Besides, I never said anything about the $500,000 other than my colleagues told me that was not even reasonable. That said, now you pissed me off. I was trying to be only helpful and to provide you with useful information that would be of value to you in your professional development. Did you ever see "Private Benjamin"? Remember the army recruiter told her that all enlistees get their own private condominiums and sail boats? Well, she was so gullible and naive that she believed him and joined the army. Do you see any parallels? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 971 |
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Guru
Posts: 2059 |
Lisa, That is the first post I have read of your where we have anything in common. Screw love I'm just using people from here on out and I'm going to tell them that after I get my first piece from them. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2316 |
You are speaking the truth in your last post, Big Truck.. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 415 |
I would never screw around on you I love you You're much better in bed than any of my ex's | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 702 |
i'm glad we connected, Check... since I'm one of the Elite Whores, it is my position to ask you this...wanna fuck? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 170 |
no i dont see an ee and an mba isnt the army. s0urjerkkrkrkrkrkr | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 405 |
I love whores!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 170 |
fuck it i dont care n e more this board is for posting topics like "how does my ass smell" not topics like mba degrees.sily me i thought i could get reasonable responses. s0urjrek | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 66 |
yo yo Lisa, I need some more hoez round here. How bout I pay for you're plane ticket to FL an you do a little workin for me. I'll treat ya right. Don't want no two dollah hoez, you gotta look fine fine fine honey, aaight. MUCH LOVE ! ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
I NEVER even look at other women, honey. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
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There is a parallel between the recruiter in "Private Benjamin" and the recruiter from Motorola. They both promise you whatever you want to hear to get you to sign up! | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 19 |
"It's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend..." (Used when the parents would find weed, beer, or porno etc.) "Uh, my girlfriend lives in North Carolina... yeah that's it." (Old High School lie) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 694 |
i didnt do it it wasnt me "getting caught with marajuana" i was just holding onto it for a friend | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
"this is the first time ive done it, i was only trying it to see what it was like"..i used to come home drunk and get caught and i seemed to use that one everytime..silly me ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1062 |
I don't fantasise about sucking cock, only fags do. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2210 |
I can get that to you by five. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 618 |
"Vote for me and I will...etc,etc" ------------------ [This message has been edited by thefantom1 (edited December 15, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1250 |
"I don't usually do this on the first date, but..........." "I haven't done this in a long time....." "I have never done this before........." "Yes! I really do care about you......" |
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posted December 14, 2000 04:24 PM
