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Guru 
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What do you call three blonds in a feezer? Frosted Flakes. What do you call eight blonds standing shoulder to shoulder? There is a blonde in a playground and she had justlost her job so she decided to kidnap a child and ask for a million dollars in return. At the end of school she took a child and took him behind a tree. She wrote a note saying - " I have kidnapped your child and if you want him back you have to put a million pounds under the tree on the left hand side of the playground" She stuck the note on the childs back and told him to go home. The next day as expected there was a million dollars under the tree with a note with it. It said - "How could you do this to a fellow blonde???" ------------------     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 47 |
HHHEEEYYY!! Thats just not very nice. And damn I forgot that good one I knew yesterday. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 621 |
Hey valk when do we get to see your camel toes? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
Never... ya wierdo | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 621 |
Damn, just kidding. I didnt think you'd take it so personally, Im not really a weirdo. lol ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
Thats not what I've heard. Anyway supposed to be blonde jokin. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 253 |
To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get sunburned on his "tool of trade." Being very determined the young man decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde. So, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Baffled, the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those things!"  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
A blonde,a brunette and a redhead go to the bar.The brunette asks for a "BL".The bartender asks "what the hell is a BL?" She rolls her eyes at his stupidity and replies that it's a Bud Light,duh.. Redhead orders a "CL".The bartender shakes his head and asks "what the hell is a CL?" Corona and Lime,duuuh is red's reply. So he asks for blondie's order and she ask's for a "13".Now he is pissed but asks "alright ,what the hell is a "13"? She rolls her eyes and replies "7 and 7,duuuh." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 644 |
How do you know when a blonde has been typing on the computer? There's white out on the screen! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 799 |
hahahahahahahahaha... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 3097 |
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha......good one Helmnsman!!!! Ranger | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She was throwing out the W's. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1269 |
How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day? She's got a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1269 |
A smart blonde, WODIN, and Santa Claus all jump off a bulding at the same time. Who would hit the ground first? WODIN would, because there's no such thing as Santa Claus or a smart blonde. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 418 |
A blonde walked into a bar... She forgot to duck. Four blondes decide to go to Disneyland for Spring Break. So they drive all the way from Arizona to Anaheim. It takes them almost half a day to get to Anaheim; as they are on the freeway in Anaheim, they see a sign above an exit ramp that says "Disneyland left". So they turn around and head back home. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2239 |
Latimer you got blonde locks? Tell the truth, my wife does, she gives me one of those girly punches in the stomach everytime I just laugh and say you hit like JohnnyO or May! She then says who are these people you keep talking about? I say they live in the computer Last time I do that, I come home she has the box taken apart and looks at me saying "Where are they? Huh, I don't see them." I say. "They only come out at night.", You should have seen her waiting up with a cat trap and a flash light last week. Go figure. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 353 |
Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1269 |
WODIN, I don't have blonde hair. It's light brown but I do dye the top a little blonde in the summer. Not like Slim Shady or nothing.
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