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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted December 14, 2000 02:25 PM

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ask him where he bought his cute earings???!!....yes I love south florida...but the pretty boy thang happening down here is really getting this little momma down....Johnny O will you please help a sister out and come collect all these pretty boys...I want some real men, and these keep blocking up my view

Thank you dear

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JohnnyO

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From:Houston, TX, USA
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posted December 14, 2000 02:30 PM

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Let's quarrantine them all in Key West, and we'll have Key West secede from the union..

.. Come on Bush, I just DARE you to come and take us.

MP5

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:your nightmares
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posted December 14, 2000 02:31 PM

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I can proudly say that I have never pierced my ears.

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Sorry about the typos, it is hard to type with huge arms.

JohnnyO

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From:Houston, TX, USA
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posted December 14, 2000 02:32 PM

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GAY REPUBLIC OF KEY WEST!

Liberty, Fraternity, Exstasy

WODIN

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From:You can see the End of the World From here
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posted December 14, 2000 02:35 PM

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I have two on the right shaggy and one on the left. I usually just wear a diamond stud.

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May1010

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:San Francisco, California
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posted December 14, 2000 02:35 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
ask him where he bought his cute earings???!!....yes I love south florida...but the pretty boy thang happening down here is really getting this little momma down....Johnny O will you please help a sister out and come collect all these pretty boys...I want some real men, and these keep blocking up my view Thank you dear

Agent Shagwell,

As a pretty boy (I'm adorable), I really resent your implication that because we're beautiful, we're not real men. I'm so mad right now, I'm going to have myself a hissy fit.

special_bill

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From:NE alabama
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posted December 14, 2000 02:35 PM

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key west is populated by gay gays?...i just thought they were very generous with their alcohol...

Moderator

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:FL, USA
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posted December 14, 2000 02:36 PM

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Shaggy shaggy shaggy how bout you come for a ride in mah sweet ass white clk mercedes convertible.

An you know tha Moderatuh is stylin. Only earrings I got are tha diamonds I'll buy for you honey.

I know my ride get them ladies.

Warik

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 281
From:Miami, FL
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 14, 2000 02:39 PM

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Ms. Shagwell, I have no piercings and I live in South Florida. Come and get it. =)

-Warik

May1010

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:San Francisco, California
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posted December 14, 2000 02:41 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by special_bill:
key west is populated by gay gays?...i just thought they were very generous with their alcohol...

Special Bill,

You've been to Key West? Very interesting. I'm going to have to make a note of that.

dread_lady

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:Austin, TX
Registered: Aug 2000

posted December 14, 2000 02:42 PM

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gay (male) bars are the best
they serve ample alcohol :>
emm

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.

AGENT SHAGWELL

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Posts: 2151
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted December 14, 2000 02:46 PM

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May....lol...your sooo cute...when your done with your hissy fit can you help me with my hair...it just won't do anything today

MP5...glad to hear it ....I'm not found of earings on guys...

Moderator...honey...what the hell are you trying to say...exactly...that is in all your posts...I'm hearing your jive....I just ain't computing it

JohnnyO...they all say they are not gay...but i know after getting a gander of you, they would be singing a different tune...

[This message has been edited by AGENT SHAGWELL (edited December 14, 2000).]

special_bill

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From:NE alabama
Registered: Jun 2000

posted December 14, 2000 02:49 PM

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how to have a good time for free: be me at any gay bar...

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