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 Yo Father
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Yo father's dick so small, he makes yo mama look hung. I saw Yo father jackin off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packin yo lunch.     | ||
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Guru 
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 567 |
Your daddy house so small when he orders a large pizza he gots to eat it outside. | ||
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Guru
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Yo' daddy got burned in a fire, and they call him Bernie, one hour later, and we would've called him Ashley! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo fathers chin. Yo father's so lame, when his wife says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he does her three times and puts a vice on her head...and yo mama likes that. | ||
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Guru
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Yo daddy so stupid he climbed over a glass wall to see the other side. I want to hear your lip, I'll take my dick out of your mouth. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 244 |
Yo daddy is so bald that he has to cut holes in his pockets to stroke his hair. Your dady's so gay, they had to put his picture on the back of a vasoline jar.  | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2193 |
Yo daddy so dumb he thought a quarterback was a tax refund. | ||
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Guru
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Moderators dad is so ugly I have to feed that fool with a sling shot. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts. I called Yo father a fag and he hit me with his purse. Yo father's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
Havoc, Yo father's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2193 |
YO DADDY IS SO POOR I WALKED IN HIS HOUSE WITH A CIGAR AND HE SAID "CLAP YOUR HANDS STOMP UR FEET THANK THE LORD WE GOT HEAT" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
yo daddy's so poor, the closest thing to a car he has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it. Yo daddy so poor, he watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 244 |
havoc, his daddy is so ugly, he can't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
Helmsman daddy so ugly, he makes blind children cry. Yo daddy so ugly, they put his face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2835 |
Moderators dad is so short he can do back flips under the bed ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
Havoc daddy's so short, I'm nuts over him. an yo daddy's so short, he can hang glide on a Dorito. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2835 |
Moderators dad is so dumb he goes fishing with real bait in the frozen fish section of the grocery store. Also, your pops has snake skin teeth foo. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
Havoc daddy so toothless, it took him an hour to eat minute rice. havoc daddy so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and he drowned. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2835 |
Moderators dad is so fat that foo got baptized at Sea World.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
havoc yo father's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World. peace, ------------------ :::bitch betta have mah money::: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
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posted December 14, 2000 02:24 PM
