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chesty

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posted December 13, 2000 08:50 PM

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Okay, so the Canadians or whatever beat us once in a war. Try it now you eskimo's.

So, Alexander Graham Bell was Canadian, seems to me he immigrated to the US where all races reside. I am German and Jewish, so if I invent something while visiting Germany or Israel does that make it a non-American invention? Not.

You had the largest non surrendering French population that never fought nor was threatened by the Axis powers.

You have such a wonderful space program you gotta hitch rides on the US Space Shuttle.

Hell the gene pool in Quebec is so depleted that they are the largest buyers and importers of American sperm! Hmmm

Oh, did I mention this is all in fun?


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bikinimom

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posted December 13, 2000 08:58 PM

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Remind me not to piss you off, Chesty!

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The Canadian Oak

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posted December 13, 2000 09:01 PM

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hey not all canadians are bad

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chesty

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posted December 13, 2000 09:03 PM

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I know all Canadians are not bad. Some good friends of mine are Canadian.


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el ass-o wipe-o

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posted December 13, 2000 10:05 PM

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ahhh...chesty, we meet again.

first off i read on a thread youre moving to arizona? i cant remember for sure, but have a safe move. hope everything works out for u there.
but now down to bussiness.
EAT SHIT U REDNECK BASTARD!!!
sorry thats i have in me right now. i find this thread boring too. i was just bored and wanted to get the room going.
later.

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slabcat

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posted December 13, 2000 11:57 PM

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I hate to agree with my right wing friend chesty but I like the interesting points he's making here. Canada has held us off a couple of times but we'll get it eventually. All we can hope for is that el ass wipe breeds to weeken the gene pool up there then we'll move in.

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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 14, 2000 12:07 AM

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if the canadians did beat usa in any war, it was probably because usa realized fighting over ice wasn't worth it.

I have nothing against canadians but if they pull crap like we are better than you, then they need to get a life and take care of their own damn problems. If they are so damn good that they solved all their own damn problems then let everybody know how you did it.

famous taoist saying, those who talk; don't know. those who know; don't talk.


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el ass-o wipe-o

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posted December 14, 2000 01:54 AM

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those last 2 posts are so fucking stupid. who in here doesn't have their head up their ass at all times?

eat a dick straight up!

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chesty

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posted December 14, 2000 02:12 AM

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What I want to know is why the gene pool in Quebec is so depleted that they have to ship in American sperm to get their woman pregnant? Wouldn't that then make those people at least half American?

You know what would be really sad? If America decided to stop supplying the Canadian Airforce with spare parts for their F-18's! Then they would not have an airforce.

Gotta love the Canadian Technology and Engineering.


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WODIN

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posted December 14, 2000 06:48 AM

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If this is true, I'm heading for quebec to spread my demon seed!


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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted December 14, 2000 07:42 AM

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I wanna know why ppl on here feel the need to bring up topics about what damned country is better then the other?
Did ya ever stop to think maybe ass whipe o is just yanking all of ur chains? it seems to be working......so, who's the fool here? not el ass whipe o


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Bignick12345

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posted December 14, 2000 08:13 AM

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No shit Lisa this is fucking stupid.

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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 14, 2000 10:15 AM

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ass wipe needs to get a life, you worry too much about the usa. is it maybe because you are jealous?


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Si|vio

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posted December 14, 2000 10:19 AM

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fistfullofsteel: shut the hell up.


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barney

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posted December 14, 2000 10:51 AM

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I lived in canada for a year and loved them, except for the stuck up, tight ass French Canadians, they sucked.


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kat

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posted December 14, 2000 11:01 AM

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Chesty!! ElAss!!!

STOP IT. Fighting over whose country is better like a couple of boys with Tonka trucks....its retards like the two of you which makes either country look dumb.


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studer knight

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posted December 14, 2000 11:04 AM

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Hopefully one day the USA will run out of patience with Canada and storm across the border and seize Quebec. I hope they then assimilate the french like the borg would do. Resistance is futile..........The americans wouldn't put up with half of the bullshit the canadians do. Instead of being a distinct society, they'd be an extinct one

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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 14, 2000 12:30 PM

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silvio you silly slut, bitch you can't do this to me, or is that what your father said to your mother when you were born??


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chesty

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posted December 14, 2000 01:22 PM

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Hey Kat, take a pill and relax, can't you see that I am poking fun at el ass wipe, shit the last line of my post starting this said this is in fun. Relax, you seem tense.

If I wanted to really slam Canada I would and could do it. So, relax.

By the way, what's up with all the change in Canada. When I was there, within an hour I would end up with 5 pounds of coins in my pocket! You all need more paper money.


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kat

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posted December 14, 2000 01:32 PM

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they changed our $1 and $2 paper money to loonies and toonies...there was a big fuss at first, but everyone seems to have given in relatively gracefully.

Im not exactly sure of the reasoning except that I beleive due to damage and wear, it costs less to produce coins because they stay in circulation longer.

I'm sorry I jumped the gun, but I work with Americans everyday and many seem like nice folk, just like anywhere else in the world, but although we may not be the strongest, or most military, I love my country and it is just mean for people to make fun of us when we have never done anything to anyone.


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chesty

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posted December 14, 2000 02:04 PM

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No problem, just wanted to be clear on that.


Where did the names come from Loonie and Tunie, sounds like they were watching looney toons cartoons and came up with that.

We make our money from denim, so it is not really paper. And it lasts forever.


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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted December 14, 2000 04:02 PM

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""If I wanted to really slam Canada I would and could do it. So, relax.""

O my god, I am scared for my life.
I'm disappointed in you Chesty. I would of never expected such a line to come from you.
O well.


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chesty

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posted December 14, 2000 05:35 PM

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The point is this:

IF (being the operative word here) I wanted to really slam Canada I would and could, is sentence stating that it could be done but that I choose not to.

I am not one to debate pride in ones country and this whole thread is a poke at el ass wipe.

The fact that I choose not to is a statement in itself. I lived in Candada and I have lived in many parts of the US, to which I am no more fond of those parts than of Montreal in which I lived. In fact to me the only state worth living in is AZ. (for me anyway)

Your dissapointed?

In short if we really wanted to bash countries these threads would have a much different tone to them than what we see here every day.


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el ass-o wipe-o

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posted December 15, 2000 12:30 AM

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hey kat,
i just like getting chesty worked up. sure he's a tart and a bit of a cunny, but i'm sure he's a good guy who means well.

a loonie,$1 coin is called that cause theres a picture of a loon, a bird on one side. a toonie, $2, well think about it.


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