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 DO YOU HAVE A DISGUSTING CO-WORKER???
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| Author | Topic: DO YOU HAVE A DISGUSTING CO-WORKER??? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 475 |
FUCK, THIS LADY IN THE CUBICLE NEXT TO ME IS SICK... FIRST, I MUST SAY SHE IS A BITCH AND HAS BEEN SINCE I GOT HERE. I CANNOT STAND HER, I HAVE ACTUALLY NOT EVEN SAID 25 WORDS TO HER IN 3 MONTHS.. WHY IS SHE DISGUSTING... THIS FAT BITCH BURPS ALL DAY, WITH NO EXCUSE ME OR ANYTHING... BUT THE KICKER, SHE HACKS (WORSE THEN ANY SMOKER ALIVE) ALL DAY LONG, AND DOES IT WHILE ON THE PHONE WITH NO APOLOGY OR ATTEMPT TO COVER IT UP... THEN SHE MAKES THAT NOISE LIKE SUCKING SNOT THROUGH HER NOSE... SINCE FRIDAY IS IT FOR ME, I AM EXPLODING THURSDAY OR FRIDAY, GUARENTEED!!! (IF I MAKE IT THAT LONG, I TOLD HER OFF YESTERDAY, WICH WAS THE FIRST THING I SAID IN A MONTH TO HER)     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1078 |
Fuck, do I?! I decided everyone is going to get a very honest email from me right when I quit. Should be fun! | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2161 |
Blow a snot rocket at her! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 619 |
walk right into her space and cut a smelly brick of cheese.....get out quick though | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 475 |
I LIKE THAT IDEA MP5... I WILL SEND OUT A UNIVERSAL EMAIL, THAT PINPOINTS HER!!! BUT NOT TILL I GET MY LAST CHECK  HELL, I AM QUITTING VIA EMAIL, MONDAY I WILL SEND ONE TO THE BOSS AND SAY "I AM NOT COMING BACK, AS I AM IN MICHIGAN NOW" AND THEN REQUEST MY CHECK BE SENT THERE... I AM HOPING I DONT GET FUCKED OVER THIS TIME, I HATE EMPLOYERS WHO DECIDE TO FUCK ME OVER WITH MY FINAL CHECK... (TWICE ITS HAPPENED, I AM OWED 400 FROM ONE AND THE OTHER TOOK A MONTH TO GIVE ME MY 1500) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 627 |
MB, I have this guy that sits near me and jams his earphones into his PC everyday and fucking sings all day long! I HATE that fucker so much, you have no idea! I want to tear his vocal chordes right out of his face!! Okay, I feel better now. TG | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2161 |
Ghosts, tell me. It's disco music isn't it? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 86 |
mad..simple..get your check first, then quit.. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 627 |
Wodin, If I could tell what he is attempting to mumble over there, I could tell you. Since the prick sounds like a fucking cat in heat, I can't quite figure out what he listens to. Anybody have a virus you could email me so I can send it to him? That would destroy his hard drive, and that means NO MORE SINGING!!! WAH! TG | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 687 |
yea i think everybody probbaly has at least on fuck off at there company. i know there are like 3 at mine | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 353 |
I just hate listening to women talk about stupid shit all day. The only guy in the place whos not a VP is my boss...he is the coolest. Even if he does have a dandruff problem. I overlook that. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 567 |
I guess I've lucked out. There aren't any sick fucks in my current office and one from a couple years ago. They're a interesting bunch even though one is kind of annoying (suffers from an entitlement complex or something like that). Even have a couple of hotties that more than make up for the drab surroundings. Now if the work itself could only be more interesting... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 29 |
I hate the people I work with but there is this one fat piece of shit I really can't stand. He's about 270 pounds of blubber. In the summertime he stinks like hell. Its not like a body oder stink but more like that sweet smell from raw sewage. I gag just thinking about it. He eats fast food everyday for lunch and its always 2 or 3 giant double burgers of some sort with super size everything to go with it. What really makes me sick is the way he eats those burgers. He looks at them before he takes a bite like he's in love with it. That fat lard ass also got pissed at me last year when he asked if he could workout with me. I told him honestly he wouldn't last with me through the warmups and its better if he found a training partner with similar strength and endurance. Last thing I need is to be working out with a heart attack prone smelly lard ass. OK, I'm done bitching. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
Thats pretty funny Lift or Die. I'm 16, work at mcdonalds (not for much longer though...turning in apps at various places). Anyway we've got it all. Deathrow inmates, nazis, chronic weed smokers, fat chicks, fat chicks, slutty chicks, slutty chicks, slutty chicks....and slutty chicks. Almost all the girls there smoke lol. There is one retarded girl. One fat girl who thinks everyone is her b/f or her friend. One black dude who thinks he owns the place because he works there 40 hours a week. A guy and a girl that always get caught making out. Two guys that look like they just got out of jail or just got back from the tattoo parlor. One of the managers is about 30...really hot. Anothre one is about the same age.....kinda hot too.....and keeps like 3 pencils or pens in her hair at all times. Everyone else is normal I guess. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
Oh yeah, I also hate the ones who think they are a manager or think they can tell everyone what to do because they work there more house than anyone else. I feel like saying "you suck you work at mcdonalds 40 hrs a week to support your 23453454343 illegitimate children" lol. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2020 |
Bro I would NOT send an e-mail. It is a hard copy and proof of "Defamation of Charter" and it will cost you in your pocket. [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited December 13, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
Madbomber, Apparently, as probably the oldest person on this board, I have to speak up and be the voice of reason. Even though you may have to work in close proximity to people whom you find without manners or professionalism, don't lower yourself to their level. Show some class. Leave on a high note. During my youth, I too spoke my mind to people to whom I thought I would never see again. Wrong move. You may do it this time and nothing will happen. But sooner or later, that kind of bad karma will come back and haunt you! I don't have relationships outside my office with my colleagues because I don't necessarily care for their company. However, while in the office, we're always professional and courteous. That's what you should be ... and who knows, if you are, you might not have a problem getting your final paycheck. That said, I have every intention of e-mailing all 1,200 of my co-workers when I leave that my nemesis at the office and I are lovers. He's totally straight, I just can't stand him. [This message has been edited by May1010 (edited December 13, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 991 |
garza, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, slutty girls are fun!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
I have a customer who used to weigh about 500 pounds and got that stomach stapling operation now he looks like a shar-pei with the folds of skin from super rapid weight loss. I think he started taking pain pills to compensate for discomfort. He thinks he's the sh__ because he somehow | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 334 |
quote: NO! It's like starting s spitball war- don't start with someone who is carrying a larger arsenal than you. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 17 |
You think you got it bad? I had a project manager that used to rip farts all the time. No apology, no nothing. His facial expression wouldn't even chage when he would bust ass, almost like he didn't know he was doing it. And this dude had a wife and kids. I'm glad I don't sit by him on a regular basis.... |
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