RETARDS!!!

viva el ass-o wipe-o!!

When I get around to it I'll post something froma prominent canadian write that should shut you up.

For now I'll just pleasantly remind you that virtually every technological innovation you use, from airplanes to the Internet, to electricity, is the result of the efforts of the good old red white and blue.

When is Canada's manned flight to the moon? Oh wait...it's scheduled for the 12th...OF NEVER! Yet we did that 30 years ago.

Canada is a glacier with overly high taxes.

like i said boy, when we run out of trees, say goodbye to your pristine homeland...we will jack all your shit by force...

So, What Does a Canadian Have to be Proud of?

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch
3. Coffee Crisp
4. The size of our footballs, fields and one less Down
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Mr. Dress-up can kick Mr. Rogers ass
9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin Donuts ass
10. In the war of 1812, we pushed the Americans so far back...passed their 'White House', we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away so we came home and partied. Go figure.
11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany
12. The largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war.
13. Our civil war was a big bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
14 The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught
15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 1% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company
17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
19. We don't marry our kin-folk
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, Zambonis, the long distance and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
Oh ya...and the handles on beer cases big enough to fit your hands with mitts on
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
22. We can out drink Americans in a heart beat!!
23. AND......Our Federal Elections only last one day!

1. Smarties
WOW THAT'S AMAZING.

2. Crispy Crunch
NEVER HEARD OF IT. BET IT'S BIG TIME UP THERE.

3. Coffee Crisp
SEE #2

4. The size of our footballs, fields and one less Down
YEAH THANKS! THE NFL NEEDS A MINOR LEAGUE

5. Lacrosse is Canadian
CONGRATS!

6. Hockey is Canadian
AND THE BIG MONEY LEAGUE IS HERE!

7. Basketball is Canadian
TRUE BUT IT WAS INVENTED HERE BY ONE OF YOU.

8. Mr. Dress-up can kick Mr. Rogers ass
FREDROGERS WAS A SCOUTN SNIPER IN TEH USMC BEFORE HE WENT SOFT. BUT HE'S PROBABLY A PRETTY TOUGH MOFO.

9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin Donuts ass
THAT ISN'T SAYING MUCH

10. In the war of 1812, we pushed the Americans so far back...passed their 'White House', we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away so we came home and partied. Go figure.
CANADA THE INDEPENDENT NATION? NO.

11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING "SECOND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER"

12. The largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war.
SEE#11

13. Our civil war was a big bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
YEP! SOUNDS LIKE WHAT A CANADIAN WOULD CALL A WAR.

14 The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught
WELL WE HAVE A FEW DUMBASSES TOO.

15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
YOU PROBABLY STILL THINK IT'S COOL.

16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 1% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company
YEP, AND CANADA ITSELF IS STILL HUGE, BUT MOST OF IT IS AN UNINHABITABLE DEEP FREEZE.

17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
I GUESS YOU NEED A DOG SLED TEAM TO GET TO WORK. I USE A CAR. THE AVERAGE CAR CAN FLATTEN A DOG SLED TEAM IN 10 SECONDS.

18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
NOT TOO SURE WHY THAT'S GOOD.

19. We don't marry our kin-folk
THE SOUTH'S PROBLEMS ARE NOT AMERICA'S PROBLEMS

20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, Zambonis, the long distance and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
YOU ARE COMPARING THIS TO THE INTERNET, THE CAR, THE PLANE, ELCTRICITY, NUCLEAR POWER, ETC!!

21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
AGAIN, THIS IS GOOD WHY?

22. We can out drink Americans in a heart beat!!
IF I LIVED IN N IGLOO I'D BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME TOO.

23. AND......Our Federal Elections only last one day!
YEP! GOOD ONE.

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH TO START MY DAY.

"17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes I GUESS YOU NEED A DOG SLED TEAM TO GET TO WORK. I USE A CAR. THE AVERAGE CAR CAN FLATTEN A DOG SLED TEAM IN 10 SECONDS."

Now thats some exciting shit to watch!

Kind of reminds me of when Boomer knocked over the flour in the kitchen and I had to sweep it all up.

and I fail to see why Americans feel so threatened that they feel the need to belittle Canadians at every opportunity. the true giant who rules does not bother with petty inconsequential annoyances.

So, in conclusion, it would be my observation that America MUST feel threatend by us to continue their bullying.

Canada? Isn't that just another state?

fuckers...

That is one of the Best and Most Creative comebacks I have ever read. Remind me Not to get in a Pissing Contest with you...

Kat, Let me know when you head out on your chopping trip. I'm up in Ottawa, I'll join ya.

Lacrosse is Native Americain.
It was adopted by you and everyone else.

http://www.lacrosse.org/history.html

http://www.oneida-nation.net/lacrosse.html

I'm doing this for the laughs. But if EL A W wants to take it down a level I can go there too.

It's all funny to me.

Does Alexander Graham Bell sound familiar??

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone and he is CANADIAN.

Yes after he invented he did bring it to the states since u would pay for it.

Please do not tell me you believe the phone was invented in the states!!!!!

Come on now, this is not the olimpics where you go to another country and play for them!

Alexander brought his Invention to the states the same reason everyone else does...MONEY!

I don't think they are saying America the great!!! They are thinking about there pocket books,plain and simple...

Americans are great for taking credit for good things but are the quickest to ignore there wrongs. Brash and ignorant is the american way!!!

Look at you new president Geoerge W Bush. What an asshole!

And also i don't want to hear any Elisha gray bullshit, just another american trying to take credit again....

I think the NBA OR NFL should have there own correctional facilities!

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in Nova Scotia!

I work at Bell Canada 10 yrs now, On the lower level of hour building we have a museum! I could go down there on break and get you some more info if you like!

Ever hear of Dr James Naismith!

Bootyshaker

Oh... and your momma wears combat boots!

Shut the fuck up! Go mastrubate to a McKenzie brothers tape you Canadian piece of shit (disclaimer: the preceding was merely for color and not meant to imply that all Canadians are pieces of shit) -- what the fuck has Canada done lately? NOTHING. This is a stupid fucking thread. Could we be any more adolescent? You sound like a little kid starting a fight in the school yard.

(and I know, I don't have to reply to it if I don't like it, but guess what, fuck you, it's an opinion board - so I'm giving my opinion) hehehe

Suck this eh

8====)

I am not going to get into it with you like that!

Senseless and imature! It's a debate!!!

You get mad because truth hurts!!

u sound like a bunch of girls on the rag!!
(now thats gonna piss somebody off...kat, sailor girl?)

and just so u know, i don't think canada is better than america. i just think its funny how worked up americans get when u bug em.
oh, and thanks for "saving" us from becoming nazis.