He doesn't have girls to call, because he is smart enough not to give out his phone #. Who needs a bitch stalking him?

MP5 do this and add up the points.

Take him to a bar and he orders -
Beer (not Rolling Rock) 1 point
Seabreeze 3 point
Cosmopolitan 5 points

His favorite type of dog is -
Rott, Shepard, Dobes - 0 points
Peeks, Jack Russells, Poodles - 3 points

He has plants (the non smokeable kind)-
Yes - 1 point
and he talks to them add 3 more points

He stiffens (various places) when he hears the words "top" "bottom"
Yes = 3 points
No = 0 points

He knows what Love Gloving is -
Yes 10 points
no 0 points

He thinks Rhythm Is A Dancer was the most defining song in his life -
Yes 5 points
No - 1 point
Never heard of the song before - negative 10 points.

Add the points up, anything over 8 he is potential closet bi. Between 10-12 = pretty in touch with his feminine side. 15 points or more = This Dorothy sings in the choir.

Now one last thing, when he comes in toss him the Vaseline jar and drop your pants and bend over.

If he rides the hell out of you and makes you his prison bitch - 15 points

If he kicks your ass - 0 points (of course this could mean he has better taste too.)

Does he admire the "athletic prowess" of figure skaters?

Do any of the Web sites he visits contain the words "bear" or "moose"?

Does he fly the rainbow flag on his bumper?

Does he go to the gay bars "because they have the best music in town"?

Does he throw a fit when you wear a brown belt with black shoes?

Is his outfit seasonal (i.e. different color schemes for different parts of the year)?

Does he have a subscription to "Out" or "Blueboy"?

Showtunes?

Plays?

Art appreciation?

Barbara Streisand lover?

Lots of fruity male friends?

i lived w/my college roommate for 5 yrs pretending to be straight and didn't act on it 'til 28. the "no girls" thing is pretty incriminating if you ask me.

it was always more important for me to remain celibate and keep my friends and my life than to sneak around and have gay sex...could be the same for him, too. he may just not have acted on his homosexuality.

Also, go to straightacting.com. Take the little test for him. That should be enough empirical evidence for you.

anyways about the topic, its weird I have seen some pretty damn weird and feminine acting guys, and they like to hits the puss, then you hear about other guys youd never expect it from, I think if someone going to hide it youll nver know unless you catch them in the act.

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Originally posted by MP5:
He also wears argyle socks with his Khakis.

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My God man! How much more proof do you need? For years and years I hid my argyle socks and Khakis so that my family, my friends, and my roommates would never find them, lest my deep dark secret be revealed.

Brown belt with black shoes. Whoo... I could shoot someone over that one.

I haven't heard of BlueBoy for years.

Moose = Feminine Bear = Shaggy Bottom

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Good answer.

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I ain't got nuthin against anyone - please relax a bit and stop looking for trouble where there is none. peace!

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Originally posted by MP5:
I know a girl who works in an office where most of the guys are gay. They are friends with her and confide in her and there were like 7 guys there that had HIV. I think no one deserves that shit. I hope you guys are careful. I know I am with women.

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Where the heck do you live? Haiti? I live in San Francisco, the epicenter of AIDS. I have a fairly large circle of friends. Maybe not all of them share the details of their lives with me and maybe some aren't as truthful when the subject comes up, but only I know of only 2 people who are positive. A 70% infection rate? Damn! That's not even reasonable. In San Francisco, the rate is about 30%. I'm checked every May 10th. I'm negative and never put myself in an unsafe situation.

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Originally posted by MP5:
This is gonna piss some people off but...I would rather see a guy be purely gay, then to hook up with guys and then girls. I say this because I still believe that HIV is more common in gay men then straight men and it would suck for a gay guy to be at risk and then pass that risk on to a woman who in turn could pass it back to a straight guy. This also has to take into account unprotected sex.

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But it wouldn't suck if a guy passed it to a guy?

i want a bi guy................