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 A Test...Something to play with if your Bored.
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Guru 
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1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? (Y / N) 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with? 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left? 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark? 11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 13. What was the President's name in 1960? ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 767 |
1. y 2. one each year. 3. all of them 4. six 5. no 6. 70 thanks to MADBOMBER 7. 2 8. one hour 9. 9 10. 1 11. Meat 12. 12 13. Could be two different names??
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 413 |
to help shadow, number 6 is 70 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 767 |
AH fuck - thanks MB | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 413 |
geez, i have no clue about the prez... maybe jfk and whoever was before him? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 265 |
1. Y 2. 1 3. 12 4. 2 5. No 6. 70 7. 2 8. 1 Hour 9. 9 10. 1 11. This one doesn't make sense! 12. 12 13. Either Eisenhower or Kennedey My head just exploded ... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3413 |
seems you got em all except the ark thingy..Moses didnt do the ark..Noah did... ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2117 |
Good catch mm. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2002 |
Explain the 70 please. i would say on #9 the man still has all of his sheep some are just dead now. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 567 |
30 divided by 1/2 = 30/0.5 = 60. Now add 10 to get 70!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 413 |
#9... ALL BUT 9 ARE DEAD... IE 9 ARE ALIVE, THATS HOW MANY HE HAS... GOOD CATCH ON THE ARK ONE MM AS FOR THE 70, 30 DIVIDED BY 1/2 IS 30 DIVIDED BY .5, WHICH = 60, + 10 IS 70... TRICKY WORDING... THE BUTCHER ONE, WELL, BUTCHERS WEIGHT MEAT ALL DAY LONG... GET IT? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2002 |
I strongly disagree. The framer still has 17 sheep, some are just dead. He has a 8 dead sheep and 9 live sheep, therefore the farmer has 17sheep. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2117 |
bump for checkmate  ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 413 |
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! HE LEFT THE DEAD SHEEP WITH HIS OTHERS? SEE, "MY" FARMER THREW THEM OUT, OR COOKED THEM, REGARDLESS HE GOT RID OF THEM WHEN THEY DIED!!! WODINS AND CHECKS FARMER IS A POOR FARMER BASTARD WHO STUFFS HIS PECKER INTO DEAD SHEEP... WHO KEEPS DEAD ANIMALS? I HAD A DOG 3 YEARS AGO, NOW I HAVE ANOTHER DOG, BUT THE ONE FROM 3 YEARS AGO DIED... HOW MANY DO I HAVE? 2? NO!!!! I HAVE ONE!!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2117 |
Here are the answers: 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? 4. How many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get? 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with? 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left? 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark? 11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh? 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? 13. What was the President's name in 1960? --------------------- ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 413 |
BILL CLINTON IS THE ANSWER TO THE LAST ONE... GOD DAMNIT, GET IT? THE PRESIDENT WAS STILL NAMED BILL CLINTON THEN... FUCKERS!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 413 |
FUCKER WODIN!!! I WANTED TO ANSWER THAT AND I HAD CALLS TO TAKE!!! |
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posted December 12, 2000 01:34 PM
