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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 12:43 PM

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#1-If there are soo many people getting lipo and plastic surgery...just think of all that excess skin being removed.....could human skin be turned into leather....some "homemade" leather gloves or a nice "homemade" jacket?

#2-How many commercial airplane pilots actually nap while at the "healm"...how much must this statistic increase during the busy holiday season?

#3-If I were to put hash in my christmas cookies this year...do you think anyone would notice?...still waiting on that answer...hehehe

Wodin...song of the morning run for you.."More than a women...your more than a women to me" compliments of your fav group BeeGees

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 12, 2000 12:50 PM

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no your thoughts were, why do the miami dolphins suck so much???? :-) just joking with ya

Go Giants


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 12:53 PM

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I got your first full...up your tooshie

Yeah I sure do wish I was a Giants fan...yeahhh riiighht...

Going to the game this sunday as usuall, but this time I'm demanding no rain...and no team offensive errors


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fistfullofsteel

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posted December 12, 2000 01:00 PM

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how kinky baby, we just met. o behave.


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WODIN

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posted December 12, 2000 01:04 PM

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Shaggy human skin just isn't sturdy enough to survive the curring proccess. (Just trust me)

Your BJ's were (are) on A&E Biography tonight or maybe it was last night. I usually watch biography but when I saw the brother Gibb were going to be profiled I thought it safer to avoid the whole week!

I was signing "Some of them want to move you, some of them want to be used by you..."

Marylyn Manson version....


On the way to work today....

Sugar dumplin

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The Shadow

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posted December 12, 2000 01:12 PM

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Wodin - BJ's - nice Freudian slip.

Shag - "You know the door to bear my soul. You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour. You're my savior when I'm lost..."


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WODIN

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posted December 12, 2000 01:15 PM

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Shadow, I think the really suck! Actually they do, they all make may and johnny look butch!

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 01:17 PM

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Shadow and WOdin..."Up...Side...Down.....boy you turn me...in..side..out...and round and round ...

"Upside down you turn me you givin' love so easily....round and round "......Ok I'm outta of control now


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runner

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posted December 12, 2000 01:18 PM

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you're safe now, wodin. "biography" on the bee gees was actually not too bad....


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MP5

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posted December 12, 2000 01:30 PM

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Here is a thought...Why the hell did I go to school for finance to get a lame job with a cock boss where all I do is argue with people about the shitty market and change their addresses?

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"If you've got something to say I have a shotgun for a muzzle..."


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The Shadow

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posted December 12, 2000 01:34 PM

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Play dat funky music SHAGWELL. Pplay dat funky music loud...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 01:39 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by MP5:
Here is a thought...Why the hell did I go to school for finance to get a lame job with a cock boss where all I do is argue with people about the shitty market and change their addresses?

Sounds like someones got a case of the Mondays...do you need a little hug...a little love...or just a bullet


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MP5

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posted December 12, 2000 02:12 PM

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A bullet would be nice. I was sick yesterday so I did not come in. I work with a bunch of lazy, out of shapre people that are trying their hardest to get me sick. And it finally happened and I am pissed about it.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 02:42 PM

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MP5...DayQuil Gelcaps are the savior or all that ails you sugar....to quote a fine actor in "officespace"..it knocks you out and makes you feel like you've spent the day fishing instead of working


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