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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted December 12, 2000 12:12 PM

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Yes...its official...my stove is not just for show...I baked some cookies last night being in a festive mood...afterwards I rolled my naked body around in the snow....ok you got me...so there is no snow in florida...but I had fun none the less

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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The Ghost

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posted December 12, 2000 12:13 PM

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Can you bake some brownies?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 12:16 PM

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I used to bake some wicked hash brownies......but now I'm older and wiser...so I don't bake them..just eat the ones others spend the money on baking


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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted December 12, 2000 12:20 PM

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you see? it's this exact sort of thread that makes me want to cheat....
I have to blame someone and my own shoulders are tired


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special_bill

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posted December 12, 2000 12:31 PM

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you aint never ate up no damn hash brownnies...


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 12:33 PM

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oh billy billy billy...how soon we forget...don't you remeber I used to be a little Cally Hippie...what else to you take to the beach to snack on??


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The Shadow

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posted December 12, 2000 01:19 PM

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Shag - why don't you come knead MY dough?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 01:24 PM

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why...is it lumpy?


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bikinimom

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posted December 12, 2000 01:25 PM

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Ah Agent...I have made the dough and other than that first baking marathon I fear that the rest in the fridge...just waiting for the warmth of an oven.

Perhaps I should just send it to you?! :O

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....beauty knows no pain.


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The Shadow

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posted December 12, 2000 01:27 PM

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Lumpy?? No.

Self-rising?? Perhaps.


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The Ranger

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posted December 12, 2000 01:31 PM

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Cooking....believe it or not...I dearly love to cook, dehydrate, and can.....Ladies, if yoyu would like, I can hook you up with a KILLER candied pecan recipe!!!!

Very Yummy-lish-us!!!

Ranger


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 12, 2000 01:36 PM

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Shadow.....you are a smooth operator

Ranger...your probably yummy-lishish...even without the pie


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bikinimom

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posted December 12, 2000 01:47 PM

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NEVER KID ABOUT SUCH THING WITH ME, RANGER! Sweets, sweets, sweets.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHh!!

(I'm dieting, can you tell?)

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....beauty knows no pain.


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kat

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posted December 12, 2000 01:48 PM

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I am the chef, my mother is the baker...between the two of us we could make everyone fat. However, my culinary skills are in sad misuse because there are only two of us to eat, and he refuses to eat what he calls my "rabbit food"...regardless of the fact that there has never been more meat in the house than now. So, being a woman of the new milennium, if he doesnt want to eat what Im cooking, he can damn well make it himself!


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