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 i'm embarressed..................
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Cool Novice 
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i was working out at the barn gym today, and i had a really embaressing moment. if anyone seen my stats in my first post last night, yall know i'm very large. well anyway, i was trying to squat for the first time and on that darn first rep, and i was just using the bar, i know thats alot of weight, but anyway my windbreakers daggone ripped from my scrotum to my butthole! i was so embarressed i left! i don't know if i can go back, but it is the only gym in a 100 mile radius. what would you guys do? thanks yall! ------------------    | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2453 |
try wrapping your ass and scrotum in ducktape so next time you split your pants no one will see your unmentionables.  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 546 |
being as your stats are 5'9", 523lbs, my bench is 85lbs, leg ext. 60 lbs, curls 55lbs, I would say ur a big fat ass, so, I don't see how anyone could see your scrotum or ass crack with your pants all ripped... lmao! How did you gett he guts to go to the gym in the first place? What kind of ppl go to your gym anyhow? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
do you think that will really work johnnyO? that might hurt when i pull that goshdarn tape off though. thank ya for the advice johnnyO. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2453 |
no pain no gain... oh the sacrifices we go through to be beautiful. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 485 |
your stats are 5'9", 523lbs, why are you squatting ???? i mean , your ass is already on the floor , right ???? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
man lisa that really hurt my feelings. you are probably one of those girls that makes fun of everyone because they don't look like you. you must have a lonely life, and i much rather be large than be insultive like you. i have genetic disorder where i can't quit growing. i will die by the time i am 40, but if i can stretch out another year by trying to get in better shape i'm going to do it. i joined this board for a little help but i guess i will just be insulted. i hope you feel good about yourself lisa. i also have crippling arthritis thats why i can't lift real heavy. would you like to know anything else? i try to make jokes about it, but it still hurts. ------------------ [This message has been edited by hugh_g_rection (edited December 11, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 546 |
ya ok... I was thinking the same thing, Whitey | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 268 |
I wouldnt worry about it too much...maybe some girl like what she saw! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2095 |
If the duct tape fails you then you may want to get someone to make you some custom fitted trunks. I know this would costs you some $$ but It would be worth it in the long run. What's your waist, a 72"? Or something like that. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
actually 84 wodin. it is really hard trying to find briches that fit. the nearest big and tall store is over a 100 miles away, and they most of the time don't have my sizes. i don't have alot of money so it is hard for me to buy clothes. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 623 |
lmfao @ Lisa. Good god that was wrong. If this guy aint bull shittin!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2263 |
Since your nutsack was already dangling out, I would have teabagged everyone using the bench press or lying leg curl machine... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 546 |
Big C, I'm assuming he's bs'in.....besides, how can a 5'9, 523lb man walk, let alone squat? His bench is 85lbs, so, obviously he's fat.....his ass has gotta be on the floor already......he's a natural squatter... the stuff you guys believe is hilarious! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 652 |
shit brother that sounds awful. has your doc tried any different nutritional programs w/ you? if you want a program e-mail me. hell i don't know if it would help out, but it might be worth a try. don't worry about what lisa said, she was probably just kidding with you. it sounds like you keep a positive attitude so don't lose that. keep your head up! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1320 |
actually i wear a pair of khaki shorts that i work out in that are ripped from nut to ass too, but they are my lucky lifting shorts so i just wear a pair of boxers with them and workout who gives a damn what anyone else thinks you are not there for a fashion show ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
Hugh I am calling BS. 5'9 500+ lbs. Dude you coulg barely walk let alone go to the gym!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 730 |
Give JohnnyO a ring the next time you squat. I'm sure he would be happy to spot you. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
you can keep defending yourself lisa, but it must really be a bad place inside of your soul. it is really hard to walk, as i mentioned my artritis. it is just a way of life, and it is dealt with daily. i would rather die a virgin than be stuck with a heartless gal like you. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 623 |
Shit Lisa you beat my post. I agree totally, Hugh your ass would be bed ridden!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 18 |
thanks yall, for being nice. its hard being in the gym barn and having every person at the doggone place staring at you like your a monster. i won't ever get used to that. i just deal with it. it's like that everywhere though. please yall, if ya see someone like me be nice to them because it just might not be their fault.thanks. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 330 |
Y'all stop rippin on my cuz. He may have gotten fired from his promising career at Micky Dees for main-lining the special sauce, but that is no reason to go around twisting his protruding titties in a knot. Besides, his sister is hot! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
These stats aren't as far-fetched as many of you would believe. I've got a friend that is 26 yrs old, 5'11" tall and weighs in at roughly 450lbs. He's not just some lazy fat-ass that grew to his enormous size by sitting around doing nothing. He also has a genetic disorder and I would honestly be surprised to see him live past 30. HEE HEE HEE! Oh, look at me - i can't stop giggling about the fact that a good friend of mine will live half as long as the rest of us. It's possible that this guy is stringing us along, but if he isn't I'd sure feel like a worthless piece of shit for making fun of him for merely trying to improve his situation. If he turns out to be putting us on, I'll be the first to eat my words, but at least give the guy a little respect until we know for sure. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
You got out of the house and did something, that's more than most. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 871 |
the guy may now be bullshittin,there was a guy at the gym i went to in the summer who was about 425 and 5'10 or so and the poor mother fuckers legs rubbed so bad they bled,by the end of the summer he lost 40lbs or so he said but theere was a visual improvement i gave him mad props for realzing he was a fat piece of shit and getting in the gym to change it,now if i saw him on the street and not the gym that would be totally different,he would be a target for a drive by egging ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started |
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