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 why don't yall ladies like oversized guys?
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Cool Novice 
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just because i have trouble cleaning between all my rolls, and reaching back to wipe my rear end, and smell like a pile a dog poop sometimes does'nt mean i don't need some lovin too. even though i can't find my wee-wee under my stomach rolls sometimes, i would still like to lose my virginity before i die. please don't flame me yall, i just need some advice. please don't tell me to lose weight either, i am afraid i might lose some strength in the gym if i lose weight. thanks yall! ------------------    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my gosh bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa i am going to piss myself. i am not laughing at you rection, just your way of words! best advice for getting laid is to maybe purchase a hooker! good luck brother! ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Yeah, why dont the ladies give fat guys no love? Thats a damn good question. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
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Well Hugh, my momma always said, "Sweetheart, in the darkness every cow is black."  Sadly though, I can not help you out as I have been married since Jesus walked the earth. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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wow bikinimom, that was really sweet. thank ya! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Hey cuz.....sorta down since your sister hasn't been giving me play lately ): | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 326 |
Maybe its because of my little boy Lim Pedick? | ||
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Cool Novice
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would you be my 2nd or 3rd cuz lats? yeah sis is a slut, sorry she quit givin ya some. she will be 8 tomorrow. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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thats an awfully strange name for your kid lats. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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he is a wee little korean fellow. | ||
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Cool Novice
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when did you adopt a korean child? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 326 |
After the sex change. They can do wonders to the appearance of your appliance, but you will never be fertile  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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did you really have a sex change hughgellats? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 326 |
In the area me, Rection and Rection's sister (Chia Petric) abide, weez don't condone lesbianism and all (once, one of dem lesbians went to duh barn when we wuz workin out, and Rection crapped himself). Sowz, in order for me to copulate wif Chia, it wuz necessary to undergo sum additionin to my privates. The need for dem hormone therapy thingies is why I started posting on Elite. [This message has been edited by Hugh Gellatts (edited December 11, 2000).] |
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posted December 10, 2000 09:20 PM
