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showtime2000

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posted December 10, 2000 07:13 PM

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Some of my favorites include:

pink taco
hachet wound
beef curtains

anyone feeling creative?


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JohnnyO

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posted December 10, 2000 07:18 PM

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guillotine


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Blackop

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posted December 10, 2000 07:22 PM

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should've seen this one coming........

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Peebs

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posted December 10, 2000 07:26 PM

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sugarbowl...lol...i liked that one. It was from Next Friday


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KODIAK99

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posted December 10, 2000 07:30 PM

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Quarter Pounder. . .LOL


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bikinimom

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posted December 10, 2000 07:33 PM

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My favorite has always been "bearded clam"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

God, that is funny.

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jayb282

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posted December 10, 2000 07:53 PM

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vertical smile


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hera

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posted December 10, 2000 07:57 PM

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My husband likes to call it "lunch" ;-)


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thefantom1

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posted December 10, 2000 07:59 PM

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BigTruck.... LOL (gotcha bro)

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Badkins21

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posted December 10, 2000 08:01 PM

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I prefer to call my girlfriend's...MINE!!! I've always thought beaver was funny, too...pussy is too vulgar for me, can't really say it during sex...I like to say c*nt, and twat when we're messin' around to get her in the mood...just my 2 cents, damn I'm horny, gotta go!

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Tryn2getbig

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posted December 10, 2000 08:09 PM

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Box o'Stank


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The Ranger

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posted December 10, 2000 10:08 PM

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Snap Dragon
Gills
Cooter(clit is the tweeter)
Nose muffin
Split Tail
Squirrels Ear(gotta be a red neck to understand this one)

And my favorite thought coming from my Dad..

Me: Dad, when you was growing up, what did you call that piece of skin between a womans pussy and asshole?

Dad: Hell, What'd ya'll call it?

Me: Well, we call it taint...cause it taint exactly asshole, and it taint exactly pussy either....heh heh heh....

Dad: Well, I don't remember the exact medical term fer it, but we always used it as a chin rest!!!

God I love that red neck fucker!!!!!!!!!!!

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hugh_g_rection

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posted December 10, 2000 10:11 PM

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wow guys, i've learned alot today. i'm 32 and never heard it called nothing but vagina.

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slack3r

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posted December 10, 2000 11:02 PM

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Moose Knuckle

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KINGKONG69

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posted December 11, 2000 07:37 AM

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POOON


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havoc

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posted December 11, 2000 07:39 AM

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I have called a pussy: Wodin, Rotten, Thick Dawg, Special Bill and Supersize.

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WODIN

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posted December 11, 2000 07:50 AM

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I call pussy, the sweet velvet honey pot!

I call Havoc my bitch.


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ZEUS13NJ

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posted December 11, 2000 08:34 AM

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YEA I HAVE TO AGREE WITH BIKINI MOM. I LOVE THE GOOD OLD BEARDED CLAM. SNAPPER WAS ALWAYS FUNNY TOO LOL...ZEUS13


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Latimer

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posted December 11, 2000 08:36 AM

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Stinkbox and Snatch.


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mike peters

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posted December 11, 2000 09:00 AM

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I'm going to use some of these


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The Shadow

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posted December 11, 2000 09:01 AM

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Hotpocket


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VOLF

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posted December 11, 2000 09:08 AM

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The Slappin Flapy

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Big Buck

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posted December 11, 2000 04:26 PM

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the Nappy Dug-out!!!


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madbomber31

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posted December 11, 2000 04:34 PM

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MY GF AND I WERE AT RED LOBSTER WITH HER FAMILY ON HER MOMS BDAY, AND SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "WILL Y OU EAT MY CLAM?" OR "DO YOU WANT MY CLAM" SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AND I JUST DIED LAUGHING... SHE DIDNT KNOW WHY, I HAD TO LEAVE THE TABLE AND COME BACK... THEN I TOLD HER..


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Blackop

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posted December 11, 2000 05:34 PM

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That's hilarious mad. lmao.

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Steriod_Virgin

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posted December 11, 2000 05:43 PM

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I have always liked twat and cunt myself..


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Steelsoldier

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posted December 11, 2000 05:51 PM

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Fuzzy-lap-flounder.

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Blow

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posted December 11, 2000 06:00 PM

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Warm apple pie


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muscle_downunder

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posted December 11, 2000 06:07 PM

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Tuna Curtains


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May1010

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posted December 11, 2000 06:18 PM

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I always refer to it as "the thing that made me gay".


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Captain_insano

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posted December 11, 2000 06:30 PM

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THE MATTED DOWN "HEAT" RISER

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MOUTH WITHOUT A FACE....


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JohnnyO

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posted December 11, 2000 06:36 PM

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rattrap


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rudedawg

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posted December 11, 2000 06:38 PM

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honey hole

clit= little man in the boat


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Captain_insano

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posted December 11, 2000 06:39 PM

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Hoo
Waa
"The Hooded Spitting Cobra"
"The Gargling Grizzley"
Axe wound
"The Gape Ape"

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MOUTH WITHOUT A FACE....


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drago

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posted December 11, 2000 07:17 PM

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I have heard:

roast beef
mud flaps
Y pie
burping blood bag
snatch
twat
tuna town

he he


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sxjunky

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posted December 11, 2000 10:16 PM

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bat wings

and

"split faced hair shark" got that one from the Don and Mike Show


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Kingwinny

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posted December 11, 2000 11:12 PM

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A Sloppy Mitt


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LivinLarger

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posted December 11, 2000 11:22 PM

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clit = Speedbag


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THE STEEL BEAST

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posted December 11, 2000 11:52 PM

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WHISKER BISCUIT

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Kingwinny

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posted December 11, 2000 11:58 PM

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A Sloppy Mitt


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Kingwinny

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posted December 11, 2000 11:59 PM

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A Sloppy Mitt


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Greek Xtasy

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posted December 12, 2000 02:23 AM

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Cunt
Side-ways smile
Hole
Axe wound
Bearded clam
Twat
Snatch
Entrance to the great beyond
Holy gates

There is more but at the moment, I can't think of them.

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Your_Moms_Kneepads

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posted December 13, 2000 12:18 PM

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Hairway To Heaven
Egg Shooter

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Captain_insano

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posted December 13, 2000 12:21 PM

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Ectoplasm Canyon

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MOUTH WITHOUT A FACE....


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thermo

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posted December 13, 2000 03:45 PM

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cooter


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terrapin212

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posted December 15, 2000 02:11 PM

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beetle bonnet


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