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Monster

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:Michigan, USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 08, 2000 09:18 PM

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Ok, I gotta vent! It was leg day, and Im ready to get in there and squat... heavy and hard! But once again, this little weasel who weighs 135lbs if he weighs an ounce has done what he seems to do all to often.
He gets out the goddamn mop and starts mopping! He's mopped under the sqaut racks and EVERYWHERE! And the water on the floor after he mops is so heavy it takes 15-20 minutes to dry.
There is NO possible way to have good footing or traction at this point. They guy has nothing better to do than walk around and mop. Over and over and over and over.
Probobly a quart of fucking Pinesol in the bucket of water.
My eyes are watering and I feel like Im going to slip on my ass...
I wanted to wring his squirrly little neck!!!
huuuuhhh, ok. I feel better now.

So, who has some good stories about the people that work at their gym???

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bikinimom

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From:LaLa Land
Registered: Nov 2000

posted December 08, 2000 09:26 PM

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Just reiterating a rant I had a few weeks back:

Little FAT clueless Head trainer-chick at my gym tells me that they had ALWAYS gotten a lot of complaints (apparently 3 years worth), but lately the suggestionbox has been FULL of complaints that I make too much noise when I train! (incidentally this was around the time I brought FC and IG to my gym to train w/me.)

I must say though that at a result, I have improved my breathing and have gotten better workouts as a result. Mind you, the occasion grunt still escapes from me.

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slack3r

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:tennesee
Registered: Nov 2000

posted December 08, 2000 09:33 PM

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This skinny fuckhead who wears cut off tshirts and has his fat belly hanging out. He comes in there and talks to all the girls and tries to pick them up but never touches a weight. He does his little curls and crunches and struts around and talks to everyone. Steals my shit and worst of all, stinks.


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bignate73

Freak

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From:California
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 08, 2000 09:57 PM

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i wont even go into the locker room horror stories....

ok i will

why is it that the majority of the guys taking showers, seem to feel that the towel is used to keep the back of their neck warm and not cover thier damn midsection. i shudder to think what they are thinking.

next is the guy who will go in and take a shower minus flip flops, think hes clean and then go and take a piss (minus flip flops again) in the bathroom. for him i have especially bad aim when i go to piss, walk in that leatherfoot!

finally is the powderman... who feels that he must chalk up his balls to the extent that an olympic high bar gymnast does....so basically the majority of the "balls chalk" goes into the A)air or B)on the ground. how pleasant.

moving outside to the actual gym.

there is the:

guy taking calls on his cell phone

guy reading a newspaper between sets

girl with huge hips on the adductor/abductor machines, (good theory dear, for the 50's, why not try the machine with the strap that jiggles the fat off you?)

super sweaty fucker who leaves a snail trail all over the cardio equipment.

old tan guy whos skin is loose and floppy but insists on showing every inch possible cause its tan.

"fitness" princess with the bad boob job who wont look twice at anyone. screw her...she gets a dirty sanchez if i get my turn on her.

the benchpress "flamingos" whose knees will fold back quite easily...no i'm not jealous of their bench!!!

the knee tendon strengtheners....you know these guys...the 1/4 rep squatters...max weight for thier spine and basically bend their knees slightly and stick their ass out. nuff said on these heroes.

whew...almost done.

on to the trainers:

the fat old lady, who was something in the 70's but just cant let it go...sorry hun, jazzercise isnt for growing.

the college coed who should practice a bit more what she preaches....but hey, her energy level is high (thanks to twinkies)

alright venting over....feel free to add some more...in case i missed some.

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Hugh Gellatts

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 295
From:Ronnie Coleman's gym
Registered: Oct 2000

posted December 08, 2000 10:02 PM

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The head trainer at my gym always pulls me aside and yells at me for doing full squats. He says going past a 90 degree angle at the knee joint (1/4 squat) is very dangerous. It is hilarious because he has stick legs yet waxes and tans them and always wears short-shorts. I do not understand these people!


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freak daddy

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From:collosus
Registered: Oct 2000

posted December 08, 2000 10:07 PM

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this is some funny shit. we have a guy at my gym that we call wolverine. works hard but smells like a pile of shit!

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superdave

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:San Fernando Valley, circa 1977.
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 08, 2000 10:15 PM

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Which gym you workout at bignate? Im in austin.

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bignate73

Freak

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From:California
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 08, 2000 10:19 PM

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im in long beach.

had to sign up at 24 hr fitness due to my schedule. now my schedule is good and im locked in and cant get to golds...hehe. damn them!


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Natymike

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1356
From:Austin TX
Registered: Jun 2000

posted December 08, 2000 10:21 PM

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where in Austin super? I'm assuming your at Worlds cause thats pretty much all there is, I'm down south at 1st and Stassney.

by the way, this fucking guy at my gym wears the exact same outfit every day, 4 days a week. I'm serious, it is the exact same pair of clothes, same cut off basketball shirt and shorts, and yes he smells like shit.


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garza

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posted December 08, 2000 10:36 PM

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How about these ugly women bodybuilders who think they own the gym. There is one there that competes that I know of. She was in there one day before a contest in a thong posing. I think she did pretty well in the contest. Anyways, she is extremely arrogant. There is a group of about 3 women bodybuilders like that. They hang out with a clique consisting of about three guys and one old man pt who is parapelegic or whatever (can't walk very well, cant train legs) but has a good sized upperbody. These people need to grow up, its not their gym.

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Hugh Gellatts

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 295
From:Ronnie Coleman's gym
Registered: Oct 2000

posted December 08, 2000 11:26 PM

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Give them a break. My gym has alot of competing female BBers (not roid monsters though) and they train HARD. It really is inspiring when you see a woman do overhead dumbell tricep extensions with a 70lb DB for 15 strict reps. Last month I actually saw a chick heave halfway through a crazy leg workout.


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Austin316

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 273
From:Saint Paul, MN, USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted December 09, 2000 12:06 AM

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Can you please not bang the waits on the floor!!


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