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Guru 
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just IM'ed me that "it's hamburger day!" in the sorority house... could my life get any better?... i told her she better get down there for her place at the trough...     | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2065 |
What's hamburger day? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
i guess they eat hamburgers....while they talk to all the friends their parents bought them.... i need a new life | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2246 |
You could make some serious bank if you take her to the market and auction her off. Those farmers pay by the pound. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
i would have to tranquilize them to stifle their chronic urges to purge... i think my girl is half bulemic...she has the gorging part down... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2246 |
Tell me about it, last time I saw her, I was almost seperated from my manhood... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2065 |
Let me get this down. She calls you with "It's hamburger day", all excited about it? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 984 |
Smooth Transition bill.... ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
yes, apparently institutional hamburger meat has a drug like effect on her... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2246 |
Wodin is used to his wife telling him it's "hot dog day", then making a hasty retreat... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1491 |
Thick Dog sticks hot dogs up his ass. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 983 |
I still don't get this post... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2065 |
I've never gotten a phone call like that. I bet this is like some form of mental conditioning by soritity chicks to get guys use to hearing "It's Meatloaf Teusday, deal with it!"... I shudder at the thought of this in my life. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2246 |
What do you know, it's SLick. I thought I smelt a red tide coming. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
i think she is just making fun of my meticulous eating habits...she is always going on about how she ate nothing but chocolate souffles for dinner in prague... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
her is the deal natural wonder...in southern sorority houses, the girls live there and get waited on hand and foot...they will have a fleet of old women cooking the shit out of some southern grub...none of it good for you...baked mac n cheese, pies, cakes, meatloaf, hamburgers...collards cooked for a day so they have no nutritional content, fat back...my girl gets extremely excited when they cook them "school burgers"..she must feel like she is slumming or something...she is very weird... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2065 |
You got one of those foreign exchange students in your evil clutches? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 478 |
lol | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
no, no, no...she is as southern as sweet tea...she just goes to europe on the regular... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2065 |
Oh. Hey you hook back up with sweet cheeks and her 7 fig trust? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2011 |
Thanx for sharing Silly Billy......of all the board members I know that I will always get a chortle from clicking on any of your threads. *smack* ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2640 |
yep, im sucker for bitchy rich girls.... she's actually pretty cool...im sure we'll be married within the year... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2069 |
quote: lol | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1411 |
I thought you dropped her billy... |
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posted December 08, 2000 01:25 PM
