Couple of weeks ago I'm up in Spanish Harlem at a bar with a woman I know form up there. It's a dicey hood so a lot of funky things goe on up there. I'm half-Dominican so the sick bastards usually don't mess with what they think is there own. Anyway I have no idea how it started but these to guys get into it. Guy A Big Fat Latino guy. Guy B smaller then A white I think.
A is tearing him apart. B gets back up on his feet after lying there a minute and starts grunting. Out of no where he reaches in his pants and pulls out a log of shit and through it at A. B proceeds to torment everyone in the bar with his shit before running out.

Needless to say I didn't get laid that night.