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 Things People Should Say More Often..:)
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Guru 
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"Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays'  "Hey with a little vasiline and a glove...I can turn that frown upside down" ....I'm thinking...I'm thinking...help me out ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 706 |
Remember my name now, because you will be screaming it later... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 650 |
i just shit, can you smell it? you give me a boner, wanna feel it? oh my, i would really enjoy eating your pussy! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2083 |
How about a hug? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2255 |
Hurry up, my husband will be home any minute... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 341 |
"CAN I PLEASE SUCK YOUR DICK" -FEMALES ONLY | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 706 |
LMAO @ TD | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 706 |
How about a nice, sensual massage... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 650 |
glad you added that madbomber! oh by the way i have genital warts, that would be nice to know ahead of time ladies! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2078 |
"No man is an island...but some have very long pennisulas" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 609 |
My you have big tits, can I feel them? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 650 |
excuse me mam, that is an awfully nice turd cutter you have there, may i feel it? ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2255 |
Are you going to eat that umbilical cord?... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 236 |
Do you want fries with that? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 548 |
"They don't call me Sir Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
it's okay if you cum on my face i don't care. whatever you want. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1236 |
why yes, Id luv a fuck. (again, females only) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 548 |
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK I like the look of your crotch. Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across! You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some? If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me? Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'? Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2078 |
"Penny for your thoughts....50 bucks if you do them to me"  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
"Lets get together and make our spermies unite." | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1711 |
got a minute?...... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2078 |
"Can I butter your pancakes?" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 706 |
Can I pour some sugar on you?? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 706 |
Bucs 16 Dolphins 13 HEHEHE | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2078 |
Shadow...thats just cruel...I spent over 6 hours in the pouring rain yesterday at the game...and all I had was beer to keep me warm  .....we should had won ...but I had a great time tailgating non the less |
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posted December 08, 2000 10:54 AM