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 Is Angelina Jolie hot enough to play Laura Croft?
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| Author | Topic: Is Angelina Jolie hot enough to play Laura Croft? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Yes/NO??????     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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you decide! hope this link works.. http://www.punchbaby.com/media/clips/adult/tombraider.mpg | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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no...her lips are so big, black people are saying "Those are some big-ass lips!". She's just chosen on her name, and she's "flavor of the month". Similar to how Nicholas Cage was supposed to play Superman (in its next upcoming movie), but he dropped out of the role. I think it was because many fans were in an uproar about some sleepy-eyed, going-bald actor playing Superman. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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quote: heheh.. you have been watching some Delirious by eddie murphy Quote from Delirious: "i wish i was a slave..i would fuck somebody up! tell me to bale the motherfucking cotton, i would've been on the street and shit... -yo nigger! bale that cotton! -SUCK my dick, master! suck my motherfucking dick!" [This message has been edited by BigBazooka (edited December 08, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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shes hot enough for sure, but man..she looks like evenmore skinny than anorexic...hard work would make her pass out!...Hope she hits the gym... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
I GET A HARD ON WHENEVER I SEE THAT CHICK ON TV SHE IS REALLY HOT | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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BigBazooka---alright, you caught me red-handed.  I just love that movie--Eddie Murphy's the best!"You can take your hairy-ass Bigfoot wife, mustache bitch out the fuck...you can go get the dog, and scoop out the shit, and bring Eddie...and you can bring your Angela Davis-afro wearing motherfucking kids, and get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile, and GET THE FUCK OUT! And if my wife don't like it, she can get the fuck out, too!" | ||
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Guru 
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yes she is! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 886 |
DDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 125 |
Hell yes she is ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: WHO is this chick? i like the way her "Fat Puchonga's" Fall out of her shirt... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 499 |
that chic is not anorexic....she is hot!! what is her height weight? anyone know? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1012 |
are you sure that is Angleina Jolie? did she get implants? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 992 |
You tell me... | ||
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Guru
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i am picking up what the captain is throwing down.... | ||
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Moderator
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Somebody should FEED that girl. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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angelina jolie is hot. if anyone see then movie gia, shes bad in that to | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 363 |
Angelina Jolie is fucking gorgeous. Anyone that says she's not is fucking crazy She may be a little on the skinny side but so what. I'd like to see her wrap those nice lips around my cock!! By the way the girl in the video is not Angelina  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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jolie is perfect,she is one of my fave's think she should play anything she wants to play cause she "that damn good"
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 135 |
I have a good 100% protien diet for those beautiful lips.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 499 |
the girl in the vid is not A. Jolie...and she aint to skinny.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1012 |
thank you for the clarification lisa.. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1433 |
She's hot, but laura croft has a bit more mass than her. Bad choice. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1012 |
She has a sexy look to her. Her eyes and eyebrows look like she is always into something. But i am going to have to go against the grain on her Mouth. Her lips are too big. She has had collagen implants in her lips. They even look like they are fake and seem to be too jumbled together. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Captain_insano (edited December 08, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Why do women always rip on other hot woman, she is too skinny, blah, blah, Jealousy? Jolie is fine! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Moderator
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MP5 - I am jealous of no one. Yes, she does possess facial beauty but in my opinion she is waaaaaaaaay too skinny.....just my .02 If a chick whose arms have no difference in the width between the forearm and upper arm are what floats your boat - so be it. I am not saying that I am the authority on what is attractive or not. And I wouldn't exactly say that saying someone should FEED a girl is a rip....just stating a fact. Media proliferation of "skinny, unimportant, I am about to pass out because I can no longer hold up the weight of my own body" ideal of beauty is a pet peeve of mine. You do not have to agree w/me. It's all good. I can agree to disagree w/everyone. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Look at the first picture I posted, nice stomach, yummmmmmmmmmm. And she has a tight ass. I would take a sweet ass and stomach over arms anyday. I want a girl to be feminine not a brut. | ||
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Moderator
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We obviously have differing opinions and that's fine. You know the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure." (Not meant to be derrogatory to Ms. Joli in the least. I do not know her personally so this is NOT an attact on her.....please don't go down that road.) So am I correct in assuming, MP-5 (and the rest that find women who have this type of body attractive) that a woman who has arms that are bigger than 10" in circumference are "bruts"?.....and women who lift weights are not feminine? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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I did not say that big armed girls are unattractive, I am just saying if I had to chose I would take the thinner girl with a smaller build than a bigger build. Don't get me wrong BM, I still think you are hot , but there is a fine line with woman before they get too big. I don't want a girl who is masculine at all. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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SHE LOOKS A SHITLOAD BETTER THEN YOU BIKINIMOM, YOU ARE A MAN NEXT TO HER. | ||
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Moderator
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I am glad that we had this debate, brotha I take any chance I get to address the issue of too much emphasis being placed on being thin (for women). It is sort of my "mission" if you will, and I do take it very seriously. Beauty comes in all shapes, sizes, and ages....most important of all, though, is inner beauty. This can not be bought or faked. Thus when it is found, it should be treasured. Remembers brothas and sistas, A thing of beauty is a joy forever! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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Flattery will get you nowhere Gebadia Idiot! You Fool - you could never touch either one of us in a million years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Funny thing is my g-friend lifted with me and her arms blew up. She was pissed at me cause we lifted like I always do, for size and her genetics took off and her arms grew. She had to cut back the weight and do max reps to shrink them back down. I thought it was cool! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Does anyone have any more porn or nude pics of Tombraider? Send it to [email protected] ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 108 |
Great tits, great mouth | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 992 |
You're welcome... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 401 |
Bikinimom. Let me get this straight...your NOT jealous. Not even a little? Hmmm seems like it. Guys like little chicks like Angelina because they get the impression that they can toss them around like a plastic fuck doll in the sack(I know that sounds bad, but I mean it in a good way). Dont worry mommy, your still a goddess on this board to most. | ||
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Moderator
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Why on earth would I be jealous of a woman who is desired based solely on the fact that she gives the impression that she could be "tossed around like a plastic fuck doll in the sack"?! Roiddog, do you have a brain in your head? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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beauty is subjective people,its amazing how you push objective means on beauty just like the nazi's did. big arms small arms who cares as long as the person suits your taste. just remember,opinion isnt fact! sourjerk | ||
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Moderator
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quote: I agree with you whole-heartedly brotha. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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quote: Not even a LITTLE jealous???? LOL! OOps sorry, your jealous of noone PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!!! Obviously. OK everyone quit talking about Angelina Jolie & start giving Bikinimom her daily dose of complements & attention before she starts jonesing popps out another kid or something. | ||
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Moderator
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You obviously have difficulty understanding English. Why is it so difficult to believe that I do not envy anyone? Envy is a wasteful feeling. If somebody has something that I want then I do what I need to do to attain it. Do I admire and respect others? Are there individuals who have qualities that I would like to possess and emulate? - WITHOUT A DOUBT! There are so many, MANY individuals that I admire and respect I don't think your feeble mind could concieve of it. Angelina Joli - hardworking professional academy award winning actress, does she possess qualities that I admire and respect or that I would perhaps like to emulate? Absolutely. Angelina Joli - plastic fuckdoll that can be thrown around in the sack, does she posses qualities that I admire, respect, or that I would like to emulate? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 401 |
OK your not jealous LOL. Here you go mommy: Bikinimim, you are just so not of this world!! Your the most devine creature that I've ever seen, worthy of Madonna status. You have the most beautifull body Ive ever seen & I spend all of my days & nights pleasuring myself to your oiled sillouette. Now I dont feel that way, but I figured that you needed a little fix so that you can relaaaaaaaaax. | ||
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Moderator
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Again, you missed the point. Do you understand this has nothing to do with SEX and everything to do w/the media's touting and glamourizing anorexic looking women as the ideal of beauty for so long that girls as young as kindergarten and the first grade are "dieting" and focusing on food that is "good" or "bad"? How old are you? Maybe 19 tops? (No offense to teens who do NOT have their heads up their asses.) Maybe someday you will wake up and get a clue. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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quote: Well man she's got the job. Maybe they'll give her 'enhancements': http://us.imdb.com/Name?Jolie,+Angelina | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 322 |
I was under the impression that Croft was not white. A mixed babe like that Naya girl in MI2 (terrible movie, but she is hot) or someone that looked like Miss Hawaii who was profiled in Musclemag (wow) would be just right. Hell, Lucy Liu would be good because she has a solid martial arts background. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 328 |
Well it will be Jolie with a tan! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Sacralige! On a related note: Jesus was actually black. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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bikini mom who the hell made you a mod? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Bikinimom is still seething because I had the "GALL" to question why everyone here thinks she is so great looking a couple of weeks ago. See, in her mind she thinks that she is the only 35 yr old woman with 25 kids that looks good. She expects to be showered with complements & attention when she posts here(why do you think she takes the time to change her picture every other day, or even posts it in the first place), and when someone comes along who isn't as impressed with her as SHE is, or gives another woman props that she is used to getting, she goes into defense mode. As for how old I am mommy, I'm 29. I'm a bartender & have met 1000 jealous women like you before so I know the type. That being said, it doesn't take someone who is used to dealing with people to see through you. BTW, the whole "plastic fuck doll" thing was an answer to YOUR question on why some men might prefer a body type like Angelina's to one like yourself. OK, it was a bad analogy, but I think you got the point! | ||
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Moderator
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"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Seething? Hardly....you two are both much too insignificant for so me to put so much effort into such an emotional state. The only reason I paid ANY attention at all to your inane posts was because I felt my original arguement about the glamorization of obviously starving women warranted attention and for that I thank you. (See all of your negativity was used in a positive light. I bet that concept will really blow your headgaskets!) However, because you have gone well beyond the realm of any legitimate arguement and have now progressed to taking cheap shots and saying things that you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about and it is my opinion that nothing positive can come from engaging in any further discourse I will no longer reply to this thread regardless of how inflamatory your coments may become. Oh, and I was wrong about your age roidog. You are even less than what I originally believed. Had you been younger, I could have chalked up your moronic comments to the ignorance of youth. Now we can all see that you are just plain stupid. And Gebadia Idiot I have been a moderator at elite long before you registered and I will continue to be a moderator long after you have run out of negative comments and foolish putdowns and find some other board on which to proliferate your stupidity. You two big, strong, hulking mental giants are just way too much for me. Class dissmissed! Have a nice day! ------------------ [This message has been edited by bikinimom (edited December 08, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 274 |
This thread is fun. Keep it coming, people! -Warik | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Pro Bodybuilder
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FUCK YES!!! HOT HOT HOT! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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BKMom is one of the FEW most respected and respectable people on here. In real life too, I'm sure. That's all I can say, for anything else would be a waste of my time. Idiots. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I picked up my mail this morning. In this week's Entertainment Weekly there is a picture of Angelina Jolie in costume for Tomb Raider. If you see it at a newsstand check out page 11. | ||
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Guru
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Insano?? Collegen lips? nope those suckers are natural, from years of uhh climbing her way to the top. I am shocked that you of all people wold give that mouth a 5, ooof you need to go out (purely for scientific and research reasons) find a mouth similiar to that and get a blow, girls with lips like this give oral like few of us know. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I'm with that plastic fuck doll thing. I think she is a piece of ass!!! She looked damn good in gone in 60 seconds, any bro's watch that and tell me they would not bone her!!!!! I bet she could make may cross over again! JK | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
Shes pretty hot, but it seams to me that she is majorly fucked up in the head, who in there right mind would marry Billy Bob and do crazy shit with there siblings. I'll pass | ||
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Cool Novice 
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The pumped up version of Demi Moore from the movie G.I. Jane would have been a better choice to play Lara Croft. | ||
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Cool Novice
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I've got to say something - it's eating me up inside. Since I'm new over here at Elite, I don't really know the story behind bikinimom or what she's accomplished, but a lot of people seem to jump all over her at the drop of a hat. C'mon people, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. There's no need to say that this person is hotter than this person or that one. Who fucking cares? On the other hand, the people being compared to Angelina Jolie don't need to be so defensive either - bikinimom. When I look at world class bodybuilders in magazines or even meet them in person, I feel jealous. Sure, I'm proud of what I've accomplished so far and I will do whatever I can to continue to improve myself, but even this sense of accomplishment is hollowed when I see how far I have yet to go. After meeting a top pro bodybuilder, I usually walk away in a state of awe at how these people have developed their physiques. Jealousy is in all of us, even if we try to mask it as envy or admiration. Also, there's no need to turn this discussion into a "girls that lift weights aren't feminine?" debate. I have to admit though, it makes for some interesting browsing ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 992 |
Here is another one... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 322 |
Methinks Miss Hawaii should play Laura Croft. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 169 |
hey bikinimom... would it be just too much if i nicely asked you not to post your beautiful pic in EVERY threat you make? i mean, i think that you're very hot and you look like 25 year old, plus i really enjoy reading your texts, but your signature is just too much to see 20 times in one post. sometimes you only write for 2 lines and still have the pic in it. but pleeeeease don't get mad |
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