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 What's the drunkest or most fucked up you've ever been?
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Guru 
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One time when I was a buddies house watching Monday Night Football and drinking whiskey, taking bong hits and popping some xanex's I passed out. I woke up around 2 in the morning, sat on my friends toilet(with the seat up and my clothes on) and puked all over his bathroom floor. My girlfriend at the time told me the next day that I called her twice and asked her if she knew who I was. My friend told me that I kept asking him if he wanted to go out onto the golf course behind his condo and shoot some hoops. I've been fucked up using ectasy and LSD before, but never did anything totally retarded, to the best of my knowledge.    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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well i was drinking one nite with friends at a bush party then we went to mcdonalds to eat and i cracked open a bottle of 70 different things (homemade mixture) and started drinking in there,and thats all i remember till the next morning i woke up in a pool of puke in a park--last summer was crazy ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 391 |
One night I drank until about 3:00 a.m., but I had to be at work at 6:00 a.m. I remember getting in the car to drive to work. About half way through the trip to work, I apparently passed out or blacked out because I woke up and was about 3 miles further down the road and laying back in the seat. I still can't believe I'm not dead from that one. | ||
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Freak 
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I was 14 and it was the first time I had ever gotten high. Imagine a salad bowl full of weed and twelve hoses. This was the first hose I toked on. I just kept tokin for like a half hour, the shit was awesome. I passed out in a sweet little blond haired girls lap that I had been talking too. She said I had been there for like two and half hours and I was too big to move and she was talking to here GF anyway and really didn't mind. I then made a fatal mistake of drinking alot of E.T.. I lived in a town with steep mountains and as I was walking down a hill the whole city below was bouncing up and down. My GF tried to help me walk it off to no avail. I went home and the old man was waiting up. Uh Oh... Knocked me from the kitchen to the middle of the next room with an uppercut. Good thing I was stoned or it would of hurt!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 540 |
A FEW YEARS AO WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WENT TO A FRIENDS HOUSE FOR A PARTY. I STARTED DRINKING RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. STARTED WITH JACK DANIELS MOUNTAIN SIPPERS, WENT TO ABSOLUT, THEN WENT TO MAD DOG. BY ABOUT 11 OCLOCK I WAS SO SICK I GOT UP OFF THE COUCH AND STARTED TO RUN FOR THE SINK. I ENDED UP PUKING ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND ALL IN MY HANDS BC I TRIED TO COVER MY MOUTH WHEN I WAS STARTING TO PUKE. AFTER THAT I LIED DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND PASSED OUT. NEEDLESS TO SAY I STOPPED DRINKING FOR QUITE A WHILE SINCE THEN...ZEUS13 | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 307 |
I don't remember most of, I'm sure, the experiences I had while heavily intoxicated. However, one new years eve, upteen years ago, I had drank alot of spiced rum....never liked it till that night...anyhow.....apparantly I was found the next morning, in the bathroom, locked door, lying on floor, pants down, underwear on.....everything was in tact....o ya and it seemed as though I never made it on the toilet seat....my underwear and such was wet.......what is even funnier to me is that this abthroom was so small, there is barely enough room to stand......I'm sure i suffered some bruises too... I think I was in a vegetated state for 3 days afterwards... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 307 |
shit, my story isn't even funny.....surely nothing to brag about.... O my god, there was this one other time....I was high on...o, nevermind......one part of that stroy is me running naked through a playground.....in the middle of the night though... | ||
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Moderator
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Alcohol poisining twice Semper Fi ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2973 |
Well, I don't drink, but was talked into one night before we went club'n....The only thing I remember was that I thought I was dancing..that is until someone stepped on my fingers....heh heh heh.... A piece of advice for you drinkers and pukers...before you start slamming down the Warrior Juice...Eat Fucking hot dogs...Yeah Goddammit I said hot dogs...you know, the ball park franks...plump when ya cook'm muther fuckers...eat big fucking bites too!!! That way when ya puke...the chunks are to big to shoot through your fingers...you now have the option of eating them again, or putting them in your pocket. Might save you from a nasty situation with the home crowd.....heh heh heh heh...It's all good!! Ranger | ||
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Guru
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where to start? I guess the one time I was the most fucked up would have to be about 4 years ago it was my sophomore year in college, I pretty much stayed fucked up for 8 months or so, waking up to a drink and a toke saving the acid for the weekends usually (at the obligatory raves). Anyway in the midst of this I took out an $8,000 loan from the govt aid to my school, it was tricky (especially for my drunk ass) I had a girlfriend that worked in the controllers office so she had to make it seem like my tution was all paid so I could pull out the money. Took about 4k of that to vegas and had a wonderful week, ups and downs got up to about $10 on the first night I was there. I went home with memories, well not very clear memories, but from what people tell me I had fun. Slopain | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 471 |
lol ranger Nick | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 562 |
This one night, me and 2 of my boys were pre-flighting before we went to a party. We drank a bottle of hot damn, sambuca (sp), tequila, and aftershock in a matter of about 2 hours. We just took shot after shot. I drank the most out of the 3 of us. That is about the last thing I remembered. My friends said we went to the party, where I proceeded to strip down butt naked and dance on a table while saying "I'm built like a train" I woke up the next day in nothing but my shorts, w/ a pile of throw up beside me. I was missing my pants, boots, boxers, shirt, socks, wallet, and my pager. I got up and my living room door had been kicked in on my apt. My friends said that I had kicked it in, while they were looking for my keys to put me to bed in my apt....WHOA that was a night!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
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When i was 15 I dated a guy who was 10 years older than me (obviously the old man was thrilled). He took me to his basement apartment for a party..I got right ripped and smoked drugs for the first time. Did a technicolor yawn all over the bathroom wall and then passed out until 3am. I had to call my dad to come and get me. Poor man had to get up at 6 to go to work. I had a curfew after that. The best though was my current piece. Day after Xmas, my bro and all his buds got together at my apartment and proceede to drink and drink and drink. Now my bro and his buds are hardcore and are 6 or 7 years older than the drummer boy. to give the boy credit though, he cleaned it all up. | ||
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Guru
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Ranger - YOu suck man. This summer went to a company function at a baseball game. All you could drink and eat - yeap you guess right hot dogs. Later we hit the bar and I was pullin down vodka. Then I step into somemore import beer and well then went to the hotel room and blew chunky stuff. Hot drunk day. I felt better afterwards. I was in Memphis and had to play 18 holes in 94* weather the next day. I sucked. I guess the round of golf in the heat before the game didn't help.
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Novice 
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here's my story, Last year i had two aussie mates up here staying with me, well i brought them with me to a beer garden at my uni. and proceded to get entirely to wasted to go to my night class. I spent about $60 in the course of two hours and was by this time totally fucked up, and the beer garden was closing. So me and my two aussie mates and some boys from uni. jumped into a cab and went to the clubs since it was buck a beer night. The only thing was i managed to run into my drinking buddy on the way and some how he talked me into buying a shit load worth of tequila shots for the two of us, 7 each since thats all the money i had. Well the shots did'nt go down that well, but i finished them, he thought this was funny so laughed at me. I got pissed of and went and got more money and then lined up more tequila shots, until he finally gave up and could'nt drink any more. I went and sat down and by now was too fucked to know what was going on anymore. Somebody gave me a triple rye and coke and then i danced on the empty dance floor for a while. Ended up walking the 15 km back home with the aussies in Dec. in canada, it was fucking freezing. I also stopped and took a big shit in a garbage can on the side of the road. I woke up the next day and decided to slow down the drinking, since i had wasted my food money for the month on the previous night. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
One night with a bunch of friends we were at a girls house and some of her friends and I drank a pint and half of vodka in about an hour..gatorade and vodka that is..and I could not stop puking..my friends said they put me in the bathtub(I woke up the next morning with red shit all over me and was like What the fuck?!). I kept getting up and i would walk straight into the wall. I couldn't talk at all because my speech was so fucked up. I couldn't walk 5 steps without falling down..they tried to get me to lay down on the couch and i would stand up and passout. So finally they carried me to the car and i passed out in the bed of a truck and they took me home and I have no idea how i got to my room. I was hungover for 2 days straight, i lost 5 pounds, didn't eat a single bite of food, i drank probably about 5 gallons of water..and Id have to say that was the worst fucking hangover anyone could have and everytime I drink gatorade I throw up and if I even saw vodka id puke. Thats my story.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 135 |
At a circut party, I combined Ecstasy, crystal meth, and Special K. During a remix version of Madonna's "Don't Cry For Me Argentina", I began hallucinating. I swore that there were thousands of little white bunnies on the dance floor nipping at my feet. My friends took me outside to get some air. They took me to a parking lot where I thought I was seeing my dentist getting fucked in the ass. Turned out, I had come around a bit and I really did see my dentist getting fucked in the ass. He he he I miss the good ol' days ... | ||
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Moderator
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Cleaner, I'm not evil....they have to be Ball Park Franks...the chunks stay bigger for longer peroids of time....Did ya hold yer hand to your mouth like I said??? Heh heh heh heh....... Ranger | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 520 |
3 or 4 weeks ago at that party where I was passed out in the bathtub and puking up blood and had dry heaves. Alcohol poisoning sucks. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
Got totally ripped once in college (well, many times actually). My friends finally found me out sprawled out in the front yard, my clothes covered with grass stains, and big clumps of grass in each clenched fist. When asked why I was holding onto the grass, I replied "I thought I was going to fall off the face of the earth". ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
time i was most fucked up I had drank about 18 beers, smoked 1/8 of good ass weed through a nice bong, then my friend came up with some real strong e pills, ate 2 of them, then dropped 2 hits of acid... probabaly one of the most intense experiences ever, but took too much out of me... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 70 |
22 hits of acid and was the best man at my fathers wedding the next day | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 59 |
It would have to be the time I broke my nose... It was about a year ago at a UC frat party. After dancing and having a few too many beverages in the basement I went to the bathroom alone. Apparently I passed out in the bathroom, my face broke the fall. Everyone tells me I was in there for about 3 hours. After I woke up I passed out, yet again, in my friend's recliner with his bearded dragon, Ricky. It was an interesting morning to say the least, a swollen face and a freakin lizard in my lap. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 738 |
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL MY BUDDY HAD A PARTY AT HIS HOUSE SO I DECIDED TO BE A CHEAP ASS AND BUY 4 40OZ. OLD ENGLISH.WELL I DOWNED THOSE FUCKER AND ALL I REALLY REMEMBER IS WALKING INTO THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR KNOCKING IT OFF THE HINGES AND HEARING THE FUCKER BUST ALL OVER THE PATIO IN HIS BACK YARD. AFTER THAT I TOOK HIS MOMS WHEEL CHAIR OUT IN THE COURT AND WAS DOING WHEELIES WITH IT TILL I FLIPPED OVER BACKWARDS AND KNOCKED MY DUMBASS OUT. MY FRIEND DROVE ME HOME AND I PUKED IN HIS TRUCK SO WE STOPPED TO WASH IT AT THE GAS STATION.WE GOT ABOUT 10 MILES DOWN THE ROAD AND I PUKED AGAIN SO WE HAD TO TURN AROUND AND WASHI IT AGAIN. THE I WOKE UP IN MY FRONT YARD AT 700AM CAUSE THE SPRINKLERS CAME ON. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
I was about 12 y.o. on the way to disney world with my sister. She had 2 containers of brownies--one for the It hit me hard when we got to disney. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 183 |
I use to hang out with this bizarre cult and every year they had their own special drug party called quantum day. Usual drinking and stuff, but they also had a nitrous oxide tank, and my friend Scott somehow had a bottle of liquid LSD. I was bouncing off the floor and back onto the ceiling like a rubber ball from the nitrous when Scott decided to squirt me with some of the liquid. That was like the equivalent of 100 hits or some shit like that. Pretty soon the world vanished and I don't remember anything much but about a week later finding myself huddled under a roadway bridge with Scott and this hooker. We had become like bums or something and people from the crazy cult had been bringing us food and blankets and stuff so we wouldn't freeze or die. That was a really strange experience. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
Liqued acid.....Thats all I can say...... DAMN glad those days are long over..... foz | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 139 |
22 HITS OF CID? IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT DEATH? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 307 |
22 hits of acid? You must of got ripped off if ur still here to talk about it... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
22 to hits is possible....you can't OD on acid or at least there is no cases, which I know of, of someone dying from any type of hallucinigenic. The one thing I would question would be your sanity at this point...... at least they let you out of the rubber room to play on the computer??? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
Well, he's Captains and SS's friend, so I feel that its pretty self explanitory..  | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2532 |
i once got so faded i started to doubt my ability to fuck young sluts...... i like miles' story...i think he wins... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1936 |
I'm calling bullshit on the 22 hits. That or it was the lowest grade meth-layden crap on the planet. 22 hits would put you in a trip that would last for two or three days easy if not fry your brain. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1907 |
22 drops is possible. I have seen it serveral times. Zappa tunes and eveything. You have to have a couple of line eveyonce and a while |
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