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 Tell Me Why Your Single and Happy ?
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Guru 
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I personally havent had a serious relationship since last March. Sure I have dated and gone out with 1 lucky girl for a month or so here and there but nothing serious in my opinion. Personally I am far off from marriage or any type of serious commitment, hell maybe never, just not sure right now and being married and tied down at this moment in time would be brutal to say the least. I need a woman who understands a few things. She must know that I dont ever under any circumstances miss a meal or a scheduled day at the gym. She must know that I cannot make an exception under any circumstance and "no" you cant pick a day that I dont go either. She must understand that the gym is my first priority because it was like this before I met you, now this could change over time but its definitely not an instant process. I need a woman who can relate to my lifestyle of being slightly obsessed in this game of physique enhancement. Another important aspect of a woman would be that she must be a hygeine freak, everything must be clean and smelling April fresh from her personal items to her body(everywhere). Anything that is smelly can be a permanent turn off especially bad breath. I am single and happy because having a woman that doesnt understand the above requirements is just a burden of weight on my shoulders, she is like a permanent back pack that must be carried around all day. There are 2 types of women I hang out with. The first type stimulate my mind and are good friends and the second type stimulate my other head. When I find one that combines both with a complete understanding of my lifestyle then she will be the lucky one. Why are you happy and single? peace ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1181 |
I've enjoyed the freedom and space. I enjoy long term relationships without the complications of married life. Go for the long distance relationships. Always make it like you look forward to seeing each other. If things don't work out, say your peace and leave. Fuck all that having kids and going to court. Married life sucks ass. Damn glad I've never done it! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 168 |
long distance is just too hard to handle.. yeah , u always look forward to see eachother, but the distance gets frustrating, especially if you cant figure out a way to be together in the future..espceially if u think that thats the one... it sucks. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2156 |
The best thing about being single is the freedom. Most of the girls I have dated for extended periods of time have been very possessive. I have enjoyed having girlfriends as well. There are positives and negatives to both. I don't really see myself getting married for at least 5 years, so girls that want to move too quickly tend to scare me off. If I am seriously dating someone and consider her my girlfriend, I will under no circumstances cheat on her. So before I commit myself to someone, I make sure that we are more htna just compatible physically. It's hard to maintain a relationship with someone who you really have nothing in common with. The variety is the best part of being single. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 166 |
ABOUT TO BE IN ONE OF THEM LONG DISTANCE THINGS.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 680 |
I have been single for the last four years ever since getting a massive snufalapagus shit taken on me in my relationship and my gf turned into a groupie for a well known band. I am not bitter, just not interested in going through that kind of pain again. I ran into her a couple of weekends ago and it was nice because it didn't hurt mentally to see her, I knew I had put the shit past me. so i have had no desire to get close to anyone, plus the fact that i meet so few females that i can remain interested in for longer than a few weeks in the past four years. that changed a month ago when i met the girl i'm seeing right now who encompasses just about everything i look for in someone i want to be with. she makes me laugh, she's intelligent, attractive, has no problem with my gym time or the way eat and in fact uses it as motivation to keep herself in the gym. she didn't sleep with me right away(this weekend was the first time) which i now admire in girls i'm interested in for more than an ugly bumping session. so i hope this shit moves into a relationship and i'm really looking forward to it and haven't felt this happy in a long time. ok that's the end of my sappy post. you are all a bunch of turd burglars and your teeth are so yellow you spit butter. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2750 |
Supersize deez nuts- good for you bro, hope it works out, side note- I cant take a diss from you seriously since your only form of transportation is a motorized pogo stick. bounce on bitch. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 680 |
that diss would've held credibility had it not come from someone who is about as jacked up as an 84' lincoln town car leadsled with two fat grandmas in the backseat. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 471 |
Im not very happy when Im single until now. I have two girls that Im talking to and I dont want to get serious with either. I just want to have fun. Nick | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 59 |
Havoc...a little anal retentive are you? I find that interesting that you lay all these rules down for a woman to live up to. You will be hard pressed to find someone to fit that bill, and though I UNDERSTAND your attitude, it is a very selfish one...a realtionship is TWO WAY...not "these are my rules and if you don't like it GTFO"....you should get a blow up doll because that is essentially what you want. Any woman with a brain will not tolerate being treated like a second class citizen, though you want a smart girl..won't work. Just my .02..BTW, I'm not flaming, I'm stating facts as someone who is there. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1932 |
1-Miami Dolphins 2-Soooo Many Fine Looking Single Men 3-Always Happy 4-Freedom and get sooo much accomplished that I want to do 5-Fun | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1224 |
hahaha, shagy sounds like a FICF... Friend hehehe, | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1224 |
BTW, S, tanx 4 da card, couldnt reply for some reasone thou. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 154 |
Priorities Change.... So long as when you are 50 and you look back at your life and, you have everything you want and are happy, then the path you have chosen is the right one. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2750 |
KAT- I need a woman that can relate and there have been a few but I wasnt ready so I disagree with you. Supersize, I still cant take a person whose diet consists of Gum Drops and pedialite seriously. ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
Gil...I'll be your friend...but anything else will cost you  Havoc...I hear what your throwing...I need some one that can relate...I"m a very very laid back individual who likes my own time too....most of all I have alot of interest and like to do things, and if they don't want to, thats fine, but then don't get bothered when I want to do it on my own or with others. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 861 |
well i have god in my heart and thats the only love that matters,i mean a girlfriend would be nice but i like hanging with friends and not being tied down ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 680 |
ok well i find it a very strange coincidence that havoc has been single for as long as the Houston Llama Club has been shutdown. they no longer gather for meetings so you haven't been getting out as much. fortunately for you they are currently designing meetallama.com so you might hook up again sometime soon. get on napster you fools. i'm f'ing bored. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 311 |
After 28 years and two broken marriages (both cheated on me) I have concluded that women were placed on this earth by Satan to destroy my will to live. My only escape from the evil demon whores is the gym, a sacred place where I train like an animal so that I might have the strength to fight them off! And so, I will live out my existance alone, I must travel under cover of darkness!!
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 43 |
i have god im my heart to, BWAHAHAHHAHAHA | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 70 |
Single life is great. Don't have to deal with shit. when SS or the Capt. Have some extra ass, I get a phone call and off I go. I'm the DH. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 861 |
its funny how jerks mock my relgion,we will see on the day of redemption who goes to heaven and who goes to hell,society is pathetic ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
quote: WHo told you???!! Lucifer is gonna kick their ass when he finds out who leaked......vengence is again the work of the devil...your playing right into our....err....his hands Bring it on big boy....lets see how strong you really are...you can not resistant the fembots...all attempts of futile baby ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 311 |
Shagwell, you can not scare me with your petty taunts and intimidations! I have been on to you and your pact with Satan for quite some time now!!! You and your Femmebot soldiers of the dark are powerless against me. My heart is as black as night, my soul has been replaced by a blackness of which even you, could never comprehend! I will come for you, I will make you want me, I will make you love me, and then I will use your love to destroy you. Oh yes my dear I shall take a special pride in breaking you!!! As I have said earlier vengence shall be mine!!!! HA HA HA.......... The large broken man, downs his protein drink, drapes his black leather overcoat over his massive shoulders, leaps out the window and dissapears into the night.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
Being not married is great. Is it me or does it seem that every one of your married friends keeps asking when you are going to get married blah blah blah etc?? or the best one yet is " you have a problem with commitment" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1181 |
Its always nice to say "when they bitch, its time to ditch." | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 355 |
I'm newly single and loving it! I can do what I want, when I want. I like my alone time. I like to hang out with my friends and go to clubs. Train as much as I want. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 59 |
Actually, the best time of my life was when I wasnt dating and had no desire to....the only thing that sucked was no sex, but it was tradeoff worth it....people are just inhibitors to what we really want to do. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
LivinLarge....I shant be broken, my little naive beef cake...do not underestimate the evil powers of females.....however I don't like to refer to my powers as evil...just smart I'm not a plya hater...just not a player participator baby#1 Reason I Love to Be SIngle Today:...just got my brand new king size bed delivered last night....ohhhh baby....I can lay this way, that way, and the other,...and still my toosies don't hang off the bed | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1918 |
Freedom to go whenever I want. I have great friends I can go out with without having to listen to bitching when I get home at 2am. I look good enough, that any given day, If I need some I can get it so I don't need a steady,. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
quote: Ohhh...don't be soooo modest sugar | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1918 |
Shag, you are always on my ars about how confident I am about myself. It take all kinds to make the world around. I just happen to like myself an awful lot. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
quote: CHeck...I don't get on any ones ars...not unless they ask me really nice By the way..what ever happened to the girl on Different Stokes?..she was majorly into drugs...did she die? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2536 |
i'm not really single, unless it's shagwell asking...i wanna cross that freaky line with her.... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
Special...what line? I don't see a line | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1918 |
Yes she is dead. My pics are posted shag you have seen them. When I'm bloated I admit it is much more difficult to get a girl, but when cut I have to beat the off of me! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
Check...oh...thats sad...she had alot of tolerance with having to shair all he daddy's money with 2 little adopted boys.... You get bloated and you beat women.....you are a babe magnet... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1918 |
Dana Plato, and no I don't know how to keep warm in Russia. Tell me. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1932 |
They play chess...checkmate ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1918 |
I don't get that one Shag. Is that true? Drink Vodka and play chess to stay warm, or did that go over my head? Here goes another one of my ego deals, but part of the reason my handle is Checkmate, is because that means I Win. |
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