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Blackop

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:St. Louis
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posted December 04, 2000 02:46 AM

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Yes, it had to be asked. In the shower, in bed, on the couch, in front of the tv, with a magazine, the otions are almost endless. In line at the grocery store, freezing at the Packer game (hey I was cold and needed a little warm me up). Where's your fave?
-Blackop


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Valdez

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posted December 04, 2000 02:50 AM

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at work in the laundry room, yes I work in a gym.


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KINGKONG69

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posted December 04, 2000 08:01 AM

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ALL OVER MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE LOVES WATCHIN ME AND LOVES TO FEEL IT HIT HER BODY.


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WODIN

Freak

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From:Look into that place where you dare not, and there you will find me!
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posted December 04, 2000 08:52 AM

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I choke it off on the way to work. Makes people stair into my car more often.


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Blackop

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posted December 04, 2000 03:39 PM

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yeah, I've got one of those lower cars, and when the SUVs go be they can just sit there and watch me cause their so tall.
-Blackop


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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted December 04, 2000 03:56 PM

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shower, bedroom, couch.....
I did once at the tanning place I used to go to, but, never got to finish off :�


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The Ghost

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posted December 04, 2000 03:56 PM

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LMFAO!! You guys are fucking nuts...


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BigTruck

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From:Beyond The Pale
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posted December 04, 2000 04:03 PM

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With this crowd, I think the question would be where DON'T you mastrubate... hehehe

Funny, can't think of answer to that one myself...


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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted December 04, 2000 04:05 PM

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so, it looks like not many of us Elite ppl masterbate....
Ya right...


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BigTruck

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From:Beyond The Pale
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posted December 04, 2000 04:07 PM

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They're "busy" right now, give 'em a few seconds...


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kat

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posted December 04, 2000 04:08 PM

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couch or bed


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BigTruck

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From:Beyond The Pale
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posted December 04, 2000 04:16 PM

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on the floor,
through a door,
on a sock,
in a loch,
in the car,
upon a star,
In the theater,
mastrubater.

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He had the cold, glazed eyes of a madman. Looking at him gave me a preternatural chill. Thank God the killer goat was locked up -- safely out of touch with the civilization he had once haunted during his bloody youth.

He had the cold, glazed eyes of a madman. Looking at him gave me a preternatural chill. Thank God the killer goat was locked up -- safely out of touch with the civilization he had once haunted during his bloody youth.


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Big Buck

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posted December 04, 2000 04:32 PM

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In my girl's mouth!!!!


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Thick dawg

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posted December 04, 2000 04:58 PM

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Board meeting, dinner table, Disney World...


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The Canadian Oak

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From:brantford,ontario,canada
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posted December 04, 2000 06:11 PM

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anywhere i possibly can rub one out

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KODIAK99

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posted December 04, 2000 06:14 PM

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no need to pick one place, lets face it most of us we'll break one off anywhere anytime we can get away with it. God I love Clomid. . .LOL

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If you are going to be a bear. . .be a big fucking bear!!!!!


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Sexual Mustard

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posted December 04, 2000 06:31 PM

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I like to go to friends' houses who have hot sisters/moms. Then I'd go into the bathroom (pretending I needed to pee) and go through the dirty laundry hamper (for those who keep it in there) for the hot mom's/sister's dirty underwear. I would then proceed to wear it over my face and rub my penis really fast. About half the time I'll keep the underwear for later purposes.


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showtime2000

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:north florida
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posted December 04, 2000 07:12 PM

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gotta be the tanning bed

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LETS GO SEMINOLES


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BigTruck

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posted December 04, 2000 07:14 PM

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The ball pit at the local Chuckie Cheese's


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Thaibox

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posted December 04, 2000 08:03 PM

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If Im juicin a lot and have no lady around:

When I wake up
in the shower
after the shower
while my myoplex mixes
while I drink my myoplex
on the way to the gym(twice)
in the gym shitter
Run into the bathroom between sets of squats (everybody just thinks I'm a badass and I'm spewin')
hunched over doin' leg extensions
On the leg press machine
On my way down during lunges
In my truck in the gym parking lot
on the way home(twice)
while I make breakfast
while I eat breakfast

I do more by seven AM than most people do all day
Fuckin' D-bol

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the less thou bleedest in combat -R. Marcinko


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freak daddy

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:collosus
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posted December 04, 2000 08:07 PM

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on your pillow!

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"it feels so good to be so bad"
"theres 3 types of people:just enoughers,plateaers,and then theres me!"
freakdaddy


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hooch

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:Long Island, NY
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posted December 04, 2000 08:12 PM

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I don't jerk off but if I did it would be in bed or in the shower..


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Blackop

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:St. Louis
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posted December 04, 2000 08:27 PM

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yeah I never jerk or spank either, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever done it, sure, that's it, yeah Mom I've never masturbated. You Pitiful liar, We all know you jerk more than the rest of us.
-Blackop


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timac

Elite Bodybuilder

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posted December 04, 2000 08:33 PM

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I think the question should be, where don't I rub my boys out?


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superdave

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posted December 04, 2000 08:38 PM

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School restroom, in the stalls, just did it the first time in there this summer, now I make it in there about once a week. Otherwise its sex with the bitch or internet pud pulling.

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Redemption.


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ion

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posted December 04, 2000 10:57 PM

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In the ocean, letting the water stroke it, but not to completion.


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timac

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posted December 04, 2000 11:00 PM

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I like to do it in vending machine and phone booth coin slots. hee hee hee. sticky fingers


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Frackal

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posted December 04, 2000 11:11 PM

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I was thinking of knockin' one off at school. I'm in a class all by myself for an hour doing fucking math, but I'm unsupervised so I go to the bathroom a lot.. (dips!)


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bignate73

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posted December 04, 2000 11:15 PM

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shit, anywhere i can lay the magazine....haha and if theres internet access? oh hell yeah. hehehe.

school libraries beware!

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Just Bring It!!!


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JohnnyO

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posted December 04, 2000 11:15 PM

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I've done it at school before.. but i've never done dips in the bathroom.


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