are you a vegetarian?
if yes, suck my cucumber,
if no, suck my suasage.

Are you free tonite, or am i gonnna have to pay?

were you raised on a chicken farm? because you really know how to raise a
cock.

baby, you're a sex crime waiting to happen.

hey, wanna play lion? you kneel over and i'll throw you my meat.

damn girl, you even look good with the lights on.

"hey, do you wanna dance" (if no say), "did you think i asked you to dance?
No!, i said, you look fat in those pants.

dont worry, i'll be back after a couple of six packs.

i want to use your thighs as earmuffs

those are a nice set of legs..... what time do they open

i was about to go masturbate and i needed a name to go with your face!

my lust for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

wipe off your face and say "here, i cleaned off this seat for you."

you might as well fuck me, becasue i m gonna tell everyone you did anyway.

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this one is awesome. I'm gonna use it tonight.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so
I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere
I want to be.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
Bed Rock.

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps
going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger
King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right
away.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would
be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam
you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem
to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg
Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing
dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I
think he went into that cheap motel room.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's
more room for your tongue.

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I want to be inside you.

"Remember my name now because you will be screaming it later..."

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?