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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 01, 2000 04:59 PM

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When I was a kid a camp I learned this naughty song...it went something like:

"one and one we were having some fun
two and two he took of his shoes
three and three he undressed me
....."
anyone else learn this...or was I the only one who had sluts for camp counselors?

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

Gilbyag

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posted December 01, 2000 05:04 PM

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four and four bend over whore???

madbomber31

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posted December 01, 2000 05:05 PM

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FOUR BY FOUR WE SHUT THE DOOR
FIVE BY FIVE WE DID A LITTLE JIVE
SIX BY SIX ???
SEVEN BY SEVEN WW THOUGHT WE WERE IN HEAVEN
8 BY 8 WE SHUT THE GATE?
9 BY 9 BLAH BLAH BLAH
10 BY 10 WE DID IT AGAIN

madbomber31

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posted December 01, 2000 05:06 PM

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ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY "IN THE BEDROOM DU DU DE DUDDU DE DU"

Gilbyag

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posted December 01, 2000 05:06 PM

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six by six she sux big dix

AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted December 01, 2000 05:07 PM

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Gilly...nooo...it wasn't that naughty...it was "four and four we fucked on the floor"....but I was a good little girl and always said screwed...but then it didn't rhyme and that pissed me off so I'd whisper it

Alrighty my little "clique"...I'm outta here...off to the Heat game!!! The Mailman ain't delivering shit tonight...have a superdupper weekend all

b fold the truth

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posted December 01, 2000 05:09 PM

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I have that song.

B True

Latimer

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posted December 01, 2000 05:09 PM

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Nine and Nine she licked my ass in the bedroom, all day and all of the night.

Checkmatebloated

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posted December 01, 2000 05:13 PM

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2LIVECREW Has a version of this song.

1 and 1 were having some fun in the bedroom all day and all of the night.

4 and 4 we phucked on the floor in the bedroom all day and all of the night

6 and 6 the bitch suck my dik.....

8 and 8 she masterbated......

9 and 9 she licked the ass...

those are the only ones I can remember from the song.

Latimer

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posted December 01, 2000 05:15 PM

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10 and 10, the bitch doin it again.

The only one I can't remember is 5 and 5.

supersizeme

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posted December 01, 2000 05:31 PM

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Artist: 2 Live Crew
Album: Move Somethin'
Song: One and One

(Only Luke performs this track)

* = "In the bedroom all day and all of the night"

One and one were having some fun *
Two and Two, I took off my shoes *
Three and Three, she undressed me *
Four and Four, we fucked on the floor *
Five and Five, I put up her thighs *
Six and Six, the bitch sucked my dick *
Seven and Seven, we went to heaven *
Eight and Eight, she masturbated *
Nine and Nine, she licked my ass *
Ten and Ten, the bitch did it again *

Get off my ass bitch!

GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!

["Haaa"]
["But it hurts so good"]
["Haaa"]

Get laid, get FUCKED!

["Haaa"]
["But it hurts so good"]
(repeated 'till the end of the track)

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