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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I remember my friend was getting a BJ from this chick in the back of a car at night while his friends drove and she spit his wad in his Dr. Pepper bottle that he took a few swigs out of and did not say anything. He then later grabbed it and took a swig! I swear this is true and it was years before American Pie came out so I shit you not. [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited December 01, 2000).]     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1898 |
My friend eat a girl that gave him crabs. one night stand on springbreak . | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1324 |
my friend took a shit in the football team water cooler before a game, we don't know if it was cleaned before the game, if not, thats pretty disgusting. ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2137 |
I was once on an airplane and there was a little kid, maybe 10 years old, sitting across the aisle from me. You know how they have the barf bags in case you get airsick behind the seat in front of you...well, anyway he was playing with that. Apparently, someone had used it and it had'nt been replaced with a new one. He turned it upside down and vomit dripped out and went all over him. His mother started crying as he ran to the restroom. It was a beautiful moment... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 755 |
THis happened to a buddy's buddy...they were all originally from Ottawa, and my bud and his friends all went down to the old area and go camping. Anyway, so there lots of girls and guys, and this one dude was competlely blind drunk. He's going at it with some girl by the campfire, and doesnt he puke all over her!!! Everyone thought it was hilarious.... The next morning this guys woke up, went to scratch his chest.....the girl, in revenge had taken a dump on him. If this guys hadnt been such a loser in the first place (Ive met him once or twice) it might not have been so funny.... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2202 |
you see that's how that scat stuff gets started... it's all a canadian conspiricy. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1899 |
When I was a kid, my dad would take me and my 2 sisters up to Big Bear CA where we had a cabin to go skiing on the weekend. Well the ride is quite curvy in them hills. So both my sister threw up (we had donuts for breakfast). So my dad stops at the gas station to clean out the car. After some scrubing it clean and he goes inside to get some drinks. I suddenly felt nausoues and I throw up on the floor under my seat (my sisters are so sick in the back they don't notice shit). I thought my dad would not like having to clean again so I just threw the map over it. Well alls going well (afterall it smelled from my sisters ralph anyhow) till we get into town. My dad grabs the map....and....surprise....california state was kinda chunky Ohhh to be young again | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 209 |
A couple years back I was in mexico on night all fucked up. My buddies pulled me into this strip club with all these nasty ass dancers. This one bitch put her filthy cootch in my face and my drunk ass ate that shit out. When we got out of the club, I had this film of dry red liquid around my mouth. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 864 |
I was also at a party where this drunk girl chugged down a beer bottle full of chew spit. You would think she would have noticed before she finished the bottle. Needless to say she puked and puked all night! [This message has been edited by MP5 (edited December 01, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 519 |
LOL THESE STORIES ARE GREAT HEHE. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD ATE DINNER AND LAID DOWN FOR BED. I HAD ASKED MY MOM TO COME IN MY ROOMAND TUCK ME IN FOR BED (REMEMBER THIS WAS YEARS AGO) AND WHEN SHE LEANED OVER TO KISS ME GOODNIGHT I GOT SICK ALL OVER HER. TURNS OUT I HAD A REALLY BAD STOMACH VIRUS AND DIDNT KNOW IT TILL IT WAS TOO LATE!!!ZEUS13 | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 543 |
i lubricated a chics asshole w/ flex all454 maximum strength! she had a hot ass...lol....lol.....lol.... ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1877 |
Bacaba, you now are the new filthy ho eater! It was that kid from Texas who ate out a hooker just two months ago...I forget his handle...but you far surpass this! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
My friends still think its funny to tell that story to people that just meet me. Its really good for a first impersion......fucking bastards. The worst part is that they had a camera and took a picture of me....Those pictures pop up everywhere. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 864 |
Damn Bacaba, I get the piss shivers reading that shit! How about the photos!!? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1342 |
You guys have me beat, but we were doing bong hits at my house and I had put Scope in with the water so the smoke would be minty since it had been in there for so long. This girl who had never bonged before hit it and sucked too hard and swallowed half the old Scopey bong water. Needless to say she puked. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 373 |
Yeah, post it for us dude. LOL : ) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 755 |
I thought the Flying Camel was pretty disturbing....damn funny though!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
Thats just want I want to do...Add more insult to my injury. I would post that and one of you fucker would send it to Bangedup.com and my shit would be floating around as a FRW in everyones e-mail.....You all fucking suck. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2137 |
Damn Bacaba, you got a Bloody Mary from a stripper... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1342 |
quote: I think the term that you are looking for is "Bloodwings"? | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 31 |
we were on this army camp (or army base for all you US citizens) and we had been hiking and TAB-ing all day for 2 days. this guy had flat feet and when he tok his boot of he had a blister where the arch of his foot should be, filled with blood and pus. worst still he decided to lance the thing over another guys bed. we all screwed and were understandably disgusted, and 'cos of this the wus cried and we had to march all nite as punishment (we were just cadets . anyhow, the soap in the pillow case scene out of full metal jacket...you get the idea...oh yeah, and we found out another psycho in our group had bought a camera and had taken photo's of all of us...but while we were sleeping..still freaks me out that one. oh yeah and i have seen (and smelt) the worst fungal infection of the vagina. i was doing work experience in south africa and this woman had a fungal infection, and just the smell wanted to make me hurl. the doctor just put on some antiseptic jelly onto his gloved finger, and proceeded to jam it in and out, while the woman screamed in pain from the burning. i had just seen a gunshot wound and it didn't phase me, but this, fuck i had to walk out the cubicle. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 137 |
Years ago me and a buddy were in one of those sex show clubs in Amsterdam..anyway this absolute skanky thing is right on our table dancing and she reaches down and grabs his glasses right off his face and makes em disappear..hehe..so she takes them back out and puts them back on his face.Anyways to make a long story short you shoulda seen the dried shit on these things later when we could see...Unfuckingbelievable.hahaha........well you had to be there.... [This message has been edited by picasso (edited December 01, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1185 |
My buddy hooked up with this chick and she blew him. He ended up cumming in her mouth. He thought she just swallowed it. She slowly worked her way up and started to kiss him and spit all his goo into his mouth!!! He said he went fucking ballistic. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 947 |
A friend of mine was going down on his girlfriend, who was very drunk, when she accidentally took a dump right there in the bed. She thought it was funny and wanted him to continue. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 89 |
!!!!SICK!!!!! I have two. My college buddy told me a story about a guy that they fucked with on their football team in High School. They took this guy's mouthpiece and dipped it in piss, and then crammed a bunch of shit into it. They told me that he was unsuspecting, because the weather was bad, and the guy just assumed it was a little mud... he ate the turd. When I was in junior high, a guy I know upchucked into an empty bottle of soda. About 15 mins later, he drank it. Not as sick as most, but I fucking puked my guts out... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1376 |
When I was in 8th grade, me and all my stoner friends would hang out at this kid's house whose parent was never home. Anyway, there was this one kid whom we all hated that would always come over and cause trouble. One day 2 of my friends decided to piss in a beer bottle and get this kid to drink it. Well, him and his friend ended up drinking a 1/2 a forty of beer and 1/2 of piss. I was there, I didn't approve but I kept my mouth shut... On a side note, this guy's girlfriend found out about it and dumped him because she didn't want to kiss him anymore... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
I have lots of fuckd-uo chick stories, but this made me puke......I watched a guy lose his hand in a log spliiter! was not cool | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 470 |
When I was in high school me and my buddy were in his garage while he was working on his remote controlled boat. This boat wasn't some 49.99 radioshack toy...it was some 3 foot 500 dollar pro model or some shit with steel propellars. Anyway he's handling it with the engine on and fucking with it when all of a sudden the engine screams to about 1,000,000 RPM and the prop engages. The prop tore is forearm to fucking shreds...his arm looked like spaghetti and meatballs..muscle,skin,bloodvessels,etc..hanging out..it was the most sick thing I ever saw. Today (14 years later) he has extremely limited use of his arm...too much damage. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 470 |
still though.. Bacaba's post about eating out a filthy mexican whore on the rag is the nastiest thing I ever heard of!!! | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 1 |
well, this is not funny, but is was really disturbing and I cried when I saw it. I was in the cafeteria in High School, and right at the table in front of me this kid walks up behind this guy, takes out a little switch blade, and cut this guy's throat. The amount of blood everywhere was insane. That kid died an hour later. |
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