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 Best Way Youve Ever Been...
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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picked up??? me first: I was at a club drink'n like a fish, I was on the dance floor w/some chick, anyway, I had to pee. so I told her Id be right back, as Im make'n my way through the crowd of people dance'n I see this hot little blond stand'n at the edge of the dance floor and do'n that come hither thing with her finger and shes got this really sexy look on her face. anyway, I turn around think'n "holly shit, someone's gonna get some tonight", but there's no one behind me. Im still walk'n towards her and look'n around for who she might be give'n that finger too and then I realize its me. I walk up to her and she doesnt say a word... she just points at her neck and smiles, thats when I see she has one of those candy necklaces on, so, being the "connoisseur" I am I decided to partake of this little delight the gods had bestowed upon me in their good graces. Classic... NEXT     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 560 |
I have never been picked up  | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2119 |
I met a couple of girls at the beach that were visiting from South Carolina and were staying in a beach house. They invited me to a party that they were having there later, so I showed up and hooked up with one of them. At like 4 in the morning, I went to the kitchen to get a drink and the other girl was on the couch watching TV. She asked if I'd like to keep her company, so I employed her my services. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1870 |
Shadow....if I told you that you had a nice body...whould you hold it against me? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
hahaha, shagy is a sweety. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 528 |
I was working at my club one night and girl asked if she could suck my cock, she could not have been a day over 19.......wonderful mouth!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 560 |
YEAH BABY!!! If I said YOU had a beautiful body, would you...let me cover it in honey???
[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited December 01, 2000).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2475 |
nice gilbyag, very nice...when i "transferred" to emory from boulder, one of the hottest chicks i knew showed me a pic of another hot chick and told me to look out for her in atlanta... anyway, first day of intro bio and who do you think sits down next to me?...we start talking, then the obligatory "you wanna study later"... she comes over, we try to study but just end up talking, the usual shit...i was totally thinking she was out of my league, and then she looks up at me with her pen in her mouth and says "i have the worst oral fetish"..i smile, get up, turn down the lights, and proceed to have spontaneous mind blowing sex... and we kept at it for years, right up until the day she got married... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 722 |
I had a blonde god whom I had been drooling over come over to my table and say "You are really gorgeous, I as wondering if you would like to be my partner in billiards?" Slurp, drool....ummm....yeah.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 817 |
I went up to some bitch at a club and said "If you and i were Squirrels could i bust a nut in you hole". It didn't work.... ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
lmao @ cap, I can see ya do'n that shit, I really can. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 528 |
I used the line "you like apples?" Well "How about i fuck your ass, how you like dem apples?" Works like a charm! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Steelsoldier (edited December 01, 2000).] | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1870 |
Captian...LOL...LOL... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1884 |
Was at Cowboys(a country club here in Dallas)this girl and guy were bitching at each other. I could over here her saying something to him "you sleept with that bitch" she turned around and started and started walking towards me which was also towards the door. On her way she grab me by the elbow and said come with her. I put down my beer and went, because she was hot and hot. The guy I guess just walked off. I asked her what she was doing and she said, just come out to her truck with her. It was an excab dodge I think and it had a lot of room in the excab. She told me to climb in the back seat,I did. She stripped butt naked in the parking lot and got in truck and climb over on me. I was scared the guy she was yelling was going to come out. She had tinted windows, but I know somebody had to see this. We finished and she left in her truck and I went back in and got another beer. | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1870 |
I've yet to get a real good line...I've got those crude ones from drunk guys and some nice ones from alot of guys....but I want some thought, imagination, and something that will make me laugh......something very very very cheesy...I've got better pick up lines than most guys, but i never get to use them Shadow...did you like that one my little hot pocket? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 560 |
I like Pina Coladas...go check your mail. You convinced me to give it up... [This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited December 01, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 560 |
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