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 Suprises for Santa
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Guru 
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I am going to lube up my chimney real good so he'll slide down really fast onto the Jack Daniel's bottle I will plant at the bottom of my fireplace. The look on his face should be priceless.    | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1864 |
I got your santa suprise! ------------------  | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3453 |
Ima light the chimney with some blaze. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2137 |
It's not that I hate Santa, it's just that every year up until age 10 I asked him for a car, dimebag, and hooker for Christmas, and the mother fucker never delivered. So I feel a whiskey bottle up the tailpipe is in order... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1340 |
Thick, go over to your ex's house on Christmas Eve. Right before her kid goes to bed run outside with a shotgun and start shooting into the sky. Come back in and tell her kid that Santa was coming, but since his little ass wasn't in bet yet, you had to shoot Santa and his deer. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2717 |
Have you ever felt Santa's little helper? ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 40 |
Im gunna put 'date rape' in his milk and do a 'JohhnyO' on him and make the reindeer watch. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
how about a glass of Milk Thistle and a bowl of dbols... maybe he can whip his fat ass into shape and come around twice a year | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 319 |
Merry Christmas from Santa  |
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posted December 01, 2000 12:12 PM
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