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Slopain

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From:Yo Aunties Pad
Registered: Jan 2000

posted December 01, 2000 11:11 AM

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "The Boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick
and witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all.

Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why she said, "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh fuck," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."