Karl the squirrel came clean today on his allegations about thefantom1 and stories of mind controlling drugs and wild sexual deviations.. "I LIED" a broken down Karl told reporters from his hopital bed. "But I did it in hope that Blazer would see what will eventually happen to him if he stays with BigTruck." Karl, whose arm was in a cast, appeared to have memorized his responses to reporters beforehand and appeared to be under duress. "Thefantom1 is the nicest person I have ever met and I regret soiling his wonderful name" Karl, again seeming confused or in a trance repeated the above phrase several times in a row..as if to make sure he said it just right..When reporters asked Karl how he got his broken arm he replied quickly.."Thefan....uh,um, I mean, well I, I fell down the stairs..yeah.. I fell down the stairs" So here in a nutshell, the truth comes out...Squirrels..Watch your nuts around BigTruck...But you are always safe with
Thefantom1....

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"I LIED"..Quoted on cover of Squirrel Illustrated
by Karl the squirrel on his use of anabolic steroids provided to him by BigTruck
in return for sexual favors...

I've got a ton of work to get to today, but this isn't over fantom1 -- watch your back

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"Mr. Phillips, are you honestly telling me that people are really going to believe that I'm the 'before,' and he's the 'after'?"

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I am really Gregg PooGanus