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Chat & Conversation if there was a comet headed toward earth.........
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Author | Topic: if there was a comet headed toward earth......... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 543 |
and we had one week to live before the comet ended civilation. what would your last week be like? ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1219 |
free... id spend it camping on the edge of a lake. with family and friends who were willing to go. enjoy nature, life, and those I love. Relax, love, and be loved... | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 28 |
i'm not gonna say, but it would involve alot of white people.... | ||
Guru Posts: 2726 |
How nice Big Black Cock I didnt know you wanted to assist the Grand Wizard with the cross lighting ceremony. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 755 |
LOL at Havoc.... No idea..guess I woudn't have toworry about a will, though! Prolly have lotsa sex, drugs, booze, tell my family how much I love them, and track down my ex so I can stake him into the ground so that he will die slowly and painfully. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 588 |
im not gonna say, but it would involve alot of black people | ||
Freak Posts: 1899 |
I'd track down and seduce Goldberg...I'll teach that big boy how to gggrrr then I'd run hot oil all over his bald head and...opps sorry getting way to carried away here | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1219 |
hey Shag, you misspelled my name, and Im not bald, but Ill shave if ya want me to. | ||
Guru Posts: 2137 |
I'm not gonna say, but it would involve a an eye patch, parrot, and a Thailand whorehouse. | ||
Guru Posts: 2513 |
i'm not gonna say, but it would involve alot of yankees.... [This message has been edited by special_bill (edited November 30, 2000).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 58 |
I'D CALL UP BIKINI MOM AND FULFILL A FEW FANTASIES. ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 2137 |
Hey Billy, you'd spare Derek Jeter would'nt you? He's on my fantasy team... | ||
Guru Posts: 2513 |
honestly thick- i would ground jeter into a fine powder, then i would make a thick paste with it using my urine...then i would paint "Billy Badass" with it on the roof of my trailer... | ||
Guru Posts: 2137 |
I'd personally rather see him melted into a belt buckle... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 337 |
I'd shoot up about 15 grams of test suspension and then go kick the shit out of my neighbor and the guy that sits behind me at work, that fucking sings all day long. I'd snap his ass in half and sing to his fucking spleen as I'm punching the mother fucker. Then, I'd go and rape some little stuck up cunts who think that because they have a pretty face, their pussy is somehow sacred or better than anybody else's. Fuck that, I will grudge fuck em in their little sacred pussy, and then hate fuck em in their stinky little asses!!! And then, as sexual mustard would say, punch the little bitch after I'm done. Hahahaha... | ||
Guru Posts: 2513 |
you, i would turn into soap, used only for washing my balls... | ||
Guru Posts: 2137 |
Billy would make a fine lubricant, to be marketed in state penetenturies. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 505 |
I'd goto an exotic car store and steal a lamborgini countach.. take a long drive over to the playboy mansion and screw my fucking balls off with a few playboy whowas, drive back to the east coast have a nice dinner with my family, find my gradeschool principal and fuck her in her ass, drink lots of beer, break a whole a bunch of shit, pray, screw some more whowas, the get really really drunk with my best friends, take a whole lot of GHB, pass out and die before the meteor hit | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1376 |
Sit in front of the computer and read online message board topics about the end of the world. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 89 |
Chill out... | ||
Freak Posts: 1877 |
I'd finally get that Llama! ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 543 |
lol...@ wodin! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 202 |
Well the news is out. There is a REAL object coming into the earth's orbital path. It is estimated to hit on 12/24/00. The devastation will be great. Shoppers did not buy as much as anticipated by our ecomonists and this will waste the world's financial markets this spring. Lock and load... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 864 |
Just read some books and watch a lot of Golden Girls. | ||
Freak Posts: 1899 |
quote: hehehe...which Golden Girl is your favorite MP5? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 864 |
I think I like the one who has a deeper voice than I do. The one who is like 6'4" 225. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 58 |
BEA ARTHUR | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 864 |
LOL | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 247 |
I KISS MY SWEAT ASS GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 418 |
Lots of prayer with my family and friends. Ohh, and I would work legs one last time. B True | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 22 |
LMAO @ Fistfullofsteel........seems as though you have a sweaty ass. Anyway, it would probably consist of stealing, sex, drugs, more sex, some girls I would have given anything to f*ck during my years in high school, and some sex, and after all of this, I would pray for forgiveness. The truth would probably have to do with spending time with family, praying, and more than likely, a lot of sex. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 170 |
I would rob a bank in my birthday suit and spend the money on the most expensive call-girl possible. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 154 |
I think lil juicer's won this one!!! lmao -Blackop | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1144 |
I'm not gonna say, but it would involve a lot of drugs. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 293 |
i would climb aboard that comet and direct it lovingly into america. end of story I'M JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1376 |
I'm not going to say, but it would involve special bill, an electric cattle prod, and a cheese grater... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 293 |
sounds kinky ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 154 |
Alright, here comes the pent up agression. If I only had a week to live, this Marines ripped ass would be in Iraq with nothing but his A2 and ka-bar finishing a little unfinished business that could and should have been wrapped up long ago, than it's on to yeman for a little playtime. Also, if it happens and any of you need some scammers to be delt with, feel free to let me know and I'll throw them on my list also. -Blackop |
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