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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Whatsamatter Steriod_Vixen? You don't want to talk anymore? ------------------
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 505 |
Ok so you were kidding, I missed that.. but if you had done it, then that would really make you a sick fuck. My bad | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 58 |
Ok, I am changing the subject from cats to sticks. When I was younger, 10 or 12, my friend and I would throw sticks, twigs, and small logs into the street and watch cars hit them at 50 mph. The sticks made the coolest denting sounds as they flew underneath the car. We would ride around on my golf cart (yes, I was spoiled) and toss the sticks as we drove along the road. I am sure people wondered why there were always sticks on this small stretch of road. Once the "stick man", a nasty old country man wearing a red bandana driving a mid-70's car, saw us throw a stick and he chased us. We were petrified as we hid in a neighbors yard. He never found us. I can remember it like it was yesterday. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
One time about a year ago me and a buddy went home with a stripper, and both fucked her. Then in the middle of the night when she was passed out and we were leaving we stole the 300 bucks she made that night. It was kinda double bonus. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 608 |
When I was about 15, I trusted this guy that said I could be a model, and he raped me! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 318 |
I do work for certain "Italian" people around where I live. We went on vacation once and I was driving the "boss'" new suburban. I had to piss so I grabbed a pepsi bottle and tried to line it up with the little hole. Everything was OK till I hit a pothole and proceeded to piss all over the windshield, dashboard, and steering wheel. I thought for sure I'd be in the river if he found out,so I had to clean the shit up with my shirt. I smelled like a public restroom till we stopped somewhere and I could change and clean myself up. He'd probably still kick my ass if he ever found out. BTW Pamela, your story just made me sad. That's pretty fucked up, sorry that happened to you. [This message has been edited by YAKUZA (edited November 29, 2000).] | ||
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Guru 
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damn pamela- there is a seat reserved in hell for that worthless waste of space... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
I just got through cheating on an math test in college that I didnt even need to cheat on. The fucking cheat sheet was supplied by the teacher and was stapled on the last page. I didnt even look, damn im a fuckin idiot but I didnt get caught. I can think up more if I had time. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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LOL ahahahaha Yakuzula thats some funny, shit, piss flying all over the windshield heheh, that'd make for a good seen on Sopranos or something.. Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 608 |
Thanks guys  I just realize that things happend in your life for a reason! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
HAD SEX WITH SS COUSIN IN HIS BED. I TOLD HIM ABOUT THAT CAUSE I HAD TO BUT NEVER MENTIONED THE WET SPOT SHE LEFT. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 22 |
Just tryin to get this topic to 100 posts ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 229 |
I slipped 4 pages of graphic sex jokes into a college bulletin announcing women empowerment week. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 106 |
I grew up in the little town where the movie "Beaches" was filmed (the Crystal Cove area of Newport Beach, California). While the movie was being filmed, Bette Midler rented a house a few doors down from my parents. My brother and I actually saw Bette Midler taking out her garbage cans to the street to be emptied. In the middle of the night, we rummaged through her garbage. We found her bras. He he he When I was 23, I found myself naked in a hot tub with Matt Dillon. Oh well, that's another story. I'm sure no body cares to hear about it. (but, if you ask nicely ...) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
I once sucked cock for crack----- sorry, wrong topic. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 174 |
Pamela that is not something that YOU did wrong. Some low-life bottomfeeder hurt you in a way that only those who have been through it will ever understand (not that I wish for others to understand). One of my greatest fears is that what happened to you and me and many other women I know will happen to any number of my daughters. I would lose my mind. Maybe because I was "educated" (for lack of a better word here) I will be able to help my daughters avoid such "misfortune". As you said, "Everything happens for a reason." Today I am stronger - that miserable excuse for a man is NOT! ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
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I layed this really sweet girl one night just to get laid, she was very interested in a next level relationship, I didn't know that. From what I understand she left town and the next thing I her her brother want's to kick my ass because she is prego and shit in Oklahoma, my kid. I looked everywhere for him and her. Never found either one, so to this day I wonder if I have a child somewhere I've never met. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 229 |
Daddy?!? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 831 |
quote: I had sex with the same cousin but this was on his downstairs couch while the rest of the family was sleeping. She left the couch drenched when i got through with her. ------------------
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 246 |
I can pretend you're my Daddy, Wodin lol Hugh would be my brother then.... Incest? | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1878 |
That aint funny Hugh! Well, yes it is...sort of! Your mom from West Virginia? H. And lisa, if it's in Oklahoma it's OK! |
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