This chick starts to grab my arm and tell me I am fricken huge. Then she put her arm up and say what do you think of that. I respond "Not bad for being NATURAL" My friends almost drop to the floor from laughing. Needless to say this chick just looks at me and walks off.

Later I over hear this chick saying I am on Roids. SO I get a couple of my friends over right next to her and I go off. I start screaming at my friends. "The fucking chick in here make me sick, they are jealous of us because when we walk down the bar and when they walk down the bar, everyone is staring at us. They can handle having the spot light taken from then. I continue "Hes on roid, NO FUCKING SHIT LADY, I would say its obvious." Screamming at the top of my lungs, ya she heard me and pratically knock 3 girls down as she ran off.

Then I really lose it. I girl walks by and i say the following. "Hey pretty girl, why don t you come over here and hang with a real man. You look like you wait up every night just waiting for a real man. Tell you what bring your pretty self over here and I let you feel a real man." The girl just looks at me and say, "I dont think so". Gee do you guys think it was something I said.

Then i really got stupid, I walk up to this one chick and say, "He sexy I do a ton of juice, do you want to mess around with me?" The girl just looked at me with disbelieve. No I did not hook up- with here either.

Then towards the end of the night. Me and my buddy yell over to the bartender who is a friend of mine, and we ask him to be a witness to us taking some beans. Yup we both popped a couple of ttokkyo dball, right in the crowd.

Then I go off with the following. Tttokkyo is the rank # 1, 1, that means its the best. Ya like I did not make a big enought ass of myself.

Then as I was leaving I see this chick who I use to work with and in front of 45-50 people I ask her to show everyone who hot chicks are into muscleheads,and told her to make out with me, because I knew she wanted to. She gave me a semi kiss on the lips but not tongue.

Well, this is what me and my hammer head friends do when we go out. This was not as bad as last summer when I strip down to my tighty whities and start doing poses on the dance floor.

Anyone who would honestly strip down to their tighty whites on the dance floor to show off has issues.

I'm sure alcohol has alot to do with it, but still, thats pretty ridiculous.

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Sounds to me like you should either NOT drink , NOT do AS or GROW UP!

I mean honestly, to be out in public and start anouncing that your juicin and poppin d-bols, making sure there's a witness. How old are you anyway???

You may think it was really funny, but that's what contributes to our already bad reputation

And keep your fairy tale on the chat & conv board, plenty of people their who love the smell of bullshit.

If not, does anyone have a shovel that I can borrow. I need to dig my way out of all this bullshit!!!

BTW, it was ME who first said you should grow up. If, and I mean IF, you are as big as you say you are, don't you think you would get a lot more respect by acting normal.

I mean everyone likes to have fun & clown around a bit. But what you are doing is not funny.

Do you think that taking a few of your buds over to where that girl was at and screaming at her until she ran away is funny???
Did it make you feel tough? Maybe even make the old boy a little hard?

Do yourself a favour pal, go get some professional help.

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I go out to the club like only 2-3 times a year

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not only that we get in for free and get drinks at half price

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I'm beginning to smell bullshit here, I seriously doubt anyone who goes out 2 times a year is going to be freinds with the bouncers and get drinks for half price.

If this story is true, you just need a good ass kicking. Don't worry, your time will come, in my town if you acted like this, you would get jumped in the parking lot.

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I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not.

you can smell the hot sex in the room...

Bro if this is true you are a COMPLETE FUCKING MORON!!

It's guys like you that we make fun of in the clubs. Don't you realize you are making a complete idiot out of yourself. You seroiusly need to get your fucking head checked out.

This chick was staring at me, so I walk over. Very politely I ask her to dance, she looks at me and rudely says "I dont think so." All she had to do was say NO, that is all. So instead of walking away like a puss, AKA PITBULL. I look here strait in the eyes and say "You know even though you wont dance with me it does not change the fact that tomorrow when I awake I will still have this freaky body and pretty hair, but the funny thing is you will still have that messed up nose and that bad hair cut." Then I just walk off, Like ya that made my night. You see when someone ESPECIALLY women are rude to you when you have done nothing wrong, INSULT them it will stay with them alot longer than you would think(and it teachs them a lesson.) Once I said that to that chick I know the next day she look in the mirror and say my nose is a fucked up, and I do have a bad hair cut. You see I WIN.

It's cool