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 Rubbin' one out in the shower.........
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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Fellaz, Why is it when you snap off in the shower and the water hits your cum it turns all sticky. You'd think it clean right off, but I have to use soap and shit. And then you find some dried up shit on your towel and some on your stomach. WTF is up wit dat yo !? ------------------     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 34 |
i know what you mean..always yank it before you wash up..haha | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
I think the big secret is, as your about to come aim it away from your body, if you start thinking "I'll try catch some of that in my mouth" then there's bound to be accidents :-) [This message has been edited by SMASH NZ (edited November 26, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1295 |
Just stick your dick in one of those empty economy sized shampoo bottles and blow your load. Then after awhile take it to the store when you've filled it up again and get your money back...$$$$ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 635 |
Lol @ Frackal! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1272 |
HAHAHAH FRACKLE LMAO!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 109 |
lol..... ------------------ http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=508101568 | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2125 |
Frack only YOUR cock will fit in the hole of a shampoo bottle. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
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Guru
Posts: 2324 |
economy size shampoo is just a big bottle with a tiny hole...much like the fat girls frackal seems to prefer.... i couldn't get laid in a morgue last night... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
Hahahaha!! LOL you fuckin' asshole | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 823 |
i shave my chest so the water just washes it off,im wondering why it takes longer to blow your load in the shower then a regular jerk? maybe the distraction from the water? ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 434 |
Frackal, You're one sick puppy!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
If it's up, you might as well beat it down. ------------------ http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=508101568 [This message has been edited by Rommel (edited November 27, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1048 |
I've never broken one off in the shower. . . ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2352 |
kodiak, he meant beating off.... stop lying bro. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 371 |
BUy my playstation  NIck | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 823 |
somebody answer my question i really wanna know 8o) ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
The Canadian Oak, I think it's the heat that slows things down, sperm production increases in colder weather. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1925 |
Pauly, I know what you mean. Let me take an educated guess at this. The water rinses off the other seminal fluids, leaving your load as a higher concentration of sperm. Sperm are designed by nature to swim around a wet area, find something, (the egg cell) and stick to it. The other fluids are just designed to help the sperm get there, other than that they don't do anything. So the other fluids rinse off, and then the sperm finds itself in a wet area (your hand in the shower) and starts trying to stick to everything. There is no science behind this explanation. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1850 |
No hair no problem. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
So techinically the sperm are trying to impregnate my hand...hmmm...that's fairly disgusting. Thank god for my economy sized shampoo bottle with the 6 inch in diamater top. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2125 |
Show me this 6" diameter shampoo bottle, Mr. Frack "Beercan" Frackal..You're probably lucky if you got 2" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
Johnny, I'd slap you across the face with my cock if I wasn't afraid you'd try to suck on it. lol | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 434 |
HOLY SHIT ! Skywalker, that is the most ingenious response I've ever heard. You are a scholar. I don't have hair on my body but the shit still sticks EVERYWHERE. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
I have two guesses. Don't know if either is right, or even close, but here's a guess. 1.) Your load is hydrophobic. You know how oil and water don't mix? The same thing mighy be happening when you break one off in the shower. Your jis is in effect trying to "get away" from the water by clumping and sticking to everything...hence the water does not help to wash it off. 2.) The hot water of the shower denatures the protein in your load. You know how an egg changes texture when you cook it? The hot water might be doing the same thing to your shot. These are probably off-base, but they're all I can think of. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1135 |
ok, just aim your pecker at the drain, problem solved. I dont know bout yall but one of my goals is always not to cum on myself... |
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