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 guys, i turned down a THREESOME!!! i may not be a true man. it is a funny story
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| Author | Topic: guys, i turned down a THREESOME!!! i may not be a true man. it is a funny story | ||
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ok, i went back to detroit and met up with some old co workers of mine... then i called up some of my friends and we all went to a local pub with karaoke. the two ex coworkers have been or are strippers. so we have stripper 1 and stripper 2, me, and 4 other male friends... well stripper one always hits on me when she is drunk... this time stripper two joined in. stripper one noticed me meowing at a pretty kitty waitress and had said something to her while i was playing GOLDEN TEE GOLF. i am sitting back at the table and this girl walks up (gorgeous waitress/dance instructor) she introduces herself and start chatting with me.. my friends are just looking at me like "you better fucking make a move". well, i am very nice to her as i usually am to girls that are worth the time. anyway, the waitress (she is not our waitress mind you) and i talk for a few minutes here and there, she says she is looking to meet new friends blah blah blah, back from newyork, blah blah blah... she is actually very nice, but i tell her i have a trick and she remains nice... but i get her out of the way anyway, i mean looking at is fine, but talking to??? nah, not last night. anyway, back to the story at hand... all four of my male friends leave early, so i am stuck with the two drunk strippers... stripper one is being hit on severely, probably due to the fact stripper 2 showed 1's pictures to a guy at the bar. well, they come and sit with me and start "making comments". finally ONE says she is too drunk to drive home, and i should take them to a hotel. ok, i played real dumb here, but they didnt let that float. they said "no, take us and YOU". i knew what they meant, hell they had been grabbing me every where they could the entire night. so anyway, after the bar closes i politely say bye to the waitress and the one guy who was hitting on ONE wants to drive us to our cars, ok, cool... no big deal... well when we get there i get out and so does TWO, but one is stuck talking to him... for 10 minutes or so i was in the cold, then TWO went to the door to get the keys to ONES car. well, she interrupted them  ... so ONE leaves the guys car and both come up to me, and say now we can go have our fun... i was like, no i am going home. they said they were too drunk to drive and wanted to go to dennys... i can dig food at 230 am any day. so we go while they try and sober up, ya right!!! i turn the sexual undertoned talk into family values and shit because ONE is married and TWO lives with a guy. they are having nothing to do with that shit, back to sexual talk... well we finish up and head out to my car and i take them back to theirs. they again start grabbing and trying to rub, well at this point i am pissed, i have my dick covered by one hand and i have them held at bay with the other forearm. they tell me i dont know what i am missing and walk in front of my car and both show me some bare ass, its 15 degrees out!! i laughed hard. anyhow, i tell them its time to go they say no, blah blah blah... i finally tell them i am exhausted and i did my part to sober them up.. they say if i slept with them they could have burned it off... at this point, my patience is done... they know this and both give me a hug goodnight and say next time... nope!!!!!!! will not happen. ONE is my old boss and she is just not for me, plus she is married. TWO is rather flat chested and until she gets floats put in, no fucking way!! (even then i wont). they went home disappointed, i went home proud of myself. i love my girlfriend, and that proved it to me beyond any shadow of doubt. i did tell the story to my GF, she found it funny, she is very trusting and i guess i am lucky for that. i would be willign to bet a large sum of cash that i am the only guy in that bar that would have turned that down. on more then one occassion i had a guy tell me i was "a lucky man"... little did they know i was turning it down oh well, i have not joined the ranks of "threesome havers". the only way i will is if my girl and i meet shania twain, or bikini mom (kidding, but feel free to send me pics). well, am i pathetic or what? all in all it was fun, it gives ya confidence when your getting hit on like a fucking wiffle ball. peace ------------------     | ||
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Guru
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email me what really happened...i know your woman checks the board... | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
Ha Ha Ha I hear ya Special Bill!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 286 |
You did what any real man would have done. It must have been hard, but you know you did the right thing. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2307 |
special bill, you got mail bro... kidding. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Mad, what bar do these ladies work at? I hope its not a Henry the 8ths etc. Please say BTS or Trumps etc..... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2307 |
shameless self promotional bump ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 94 |
Bro, some day you will be kicking yourself in the ass..... And how about a shout out to the fine ladies at Henry the 8th's. I saw a hottie in there once..... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 153 |
shouldnt your post be titled: guys, i turned gay!!! i am so very gay. i like to blow male goats  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 209 |
two chicks at the same time equals a dream come true. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2307 |
got a girlfriend though... they work for erotic image.. ------------------ |
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