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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 818 |
When I'm with you My mind just goes blank And all else fades In light of you And your perfection You're so amazing I just can't think Of words to say That wouldn't fall Upon your ears Like just another tired line You've already heard So in my helpless confusion You rescued me With a single kiss And I was saved And in that single kiss This Thing Called Love From the moment i saw you i knew you were special
Bespeckled painter that I be, I walk the halls of imagery in my mind, My eyes, It is, with love in my heart, a few more poems i have wrote recently ,i hope they are inspirational ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started [This message has been edited by The Canadian Oak (edited November 22, 2000).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 853 |
you will never learn girls dont like this shit unless theyre in highschool or unless youre brad pitt girls what a rough guy and one with some coins kepp on writing them poetry and youll just be jerkin your loins... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 154 |
hey GoLeafs, take it easy on Canadian Oak. It just sounds like he may be on quite a bit of clomid. When you are on clomid, nostalgic love poetry just happens man... you gotta let the estrogen out. That or you can listen to the Titanic song and cry alot. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 561 |
Some folks say that Willie Greene, Was the baddest muthafucka the world has ever seen. But I want ya to light you up a joint and take a real good shit and have a long hard ponder And let me tell ya about the little bad muthafucka called Monster. Now Monster was from Detroit City A ramblin, scamblin, gamblin little young muthafucka who was known to act shitty. Why the day he was dropped from his Mammy's ass, He slapped his Pappy's face And said, "From now on, cocksucka, I'm running this place." At the age of one he was drinkin whiskey and gin. At the age of two he was eating the bottles it came in. Now Monster had an Uncle called "Sudden Death". Killed a dozen bad men from the smell of his breath. When his Unc' heard how Monster was treatin his own Maw and Paw, He said, "Let me go check this little bad rascal before he go too far." Now one coooooold, dark December when the night was a blur, His Uncle broke in on young Monster. Now Monster wasn't no more than three or four When his Uncle come breakin through the door. His unc' said, "Monster", I want you to straighten up and treat your brother right, Cuz if you keep on with your dirty mistreatin, I'm gonna whoop yo ass till your heart stop beatin" Monster sittin in the middle of the floor playin, He said, "I see your lips quivering Unc', but I don't hear a cocksuckin word your sayin." This made his uncle mad. He let off with a right that made lightin flash! But Monster tore his leg off. He was that damn fast. Now all the men in Detroit gathered around and caused a stir. To see if they could do something about the little bad rascal called Monster. It took a hundred of the baddest, the boldest, the ugliest men in town, Finally rode Monster's ass down. Put him in jail, held him without bail. If you think his Mammy was happy You shoulda seen his Pappy. Now it's been eight long years since Monster's been fed. The average muthafucka woulda long looong been dead. Now the warden called Monster. Said, "Monster, I'm gonna tell you what we gonna do Now we gonna give you a dollar and a meal and a fat ass joint If you promise to leave us alone And get your badass outta Detroit." Monster took the dollar and the joint and the damn good meal. And said, 'I'm gonna tell you old, jive, molded, ancient, decreppid, muthafuckas how I feel." Said, "Ya'll can suck my dick, nuts, and ass while I smoke this joint But I'll be back muthafucka, cuz I run Detroit!" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 81 |
Your poems fucking suck. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
i write for me not anyone else i like to share these because some people like them,nobody asked you to read them so move along little one ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
Ignore these uncultured swine Oak...  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
thats the plan,some people are dumb ,for all that liked me poems there will be more to come in a few days ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 616 |
keep it up. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 81 |
That is exactly why you piss me off Oak. You are only 16 and you weigh as much as one of my fucking legs yet you tell me to move along little one. You need to take a look in the mirror you tiny bitch. You and Calista Flockhart look to be pretty evenly matched in size. You seem to have the impression that you are a force to be reckoned with. I think you need a reality check. I looked back over your old posts in the archive and found one where E2 bitched you out for the exact reasons I don't like you. Learn a fucking lesson and realize that you are probably the puniest person on the board so stop acting like you think you're so damn big. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
HEY! Nobody said if they liked my poem! Heh heh... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 547 |
Canadian Oak...that poem looks mighty familiar....  | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2284 |
monster- did you really write that? or did you just replace the word "dolemite" with "monster"... that was some good shit regardless...brought a single, lonely tear to my eye... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
Oh special bill, youve earned a special place in my heart!!!! You beautiful bastard you! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 5556 |
moster it was a masterpiece ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
Heres a little effort to get all my friends involved... enjoy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Here's a rhyme about a big pimp, Monster was his name. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
Since I have lots of time on my hands and little to do...
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
i dont have a problem with anyone else so piss off what one kat? i write all mine myself with experiences in my life so im not sure what u mean email me if u have time ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2284 |
vote monster for pimp poet player president in 2004! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
As your Player President, I vow to lower alcohol taxes, legalize marijuana, create a manditory death penalty for player haters, bust a cap in the ass of those dried up punks that been runnin they mouths like the clatter bone of a gooses ass. Cuz I live the life I love, and I love the life I love! Yes! I am the Player! The Pussy Surveyor! I'm the Slider, the Glider. Never fucked a woman 'less I satisified her. Vote now, its YOUR future players!!! Monster 2000!! "I am what I am and I'm goin to be the very best of what I am and for those who don't like it, confidentially, I don't give a damn!" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1248 |
it would be funny if canadian oak got those off the internet somewhere [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited November 23, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
As my first move to appoint a cabinet, Id like to appoint Special Bill as "Secretary of Snappin' Necks and Keepin' Ho's In Check". | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 501 |
Monster.....your poems are truely inspiring. You should write one about me! Maybe you and Bill could colaborate and write one about me. That could be interesting!! And BTW, you got my vote baby! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
umm no frackel i write everything i post here so please dont make accusations of my art ------------------ http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
Monster Comes To Town (featuring Sailor Girl) Well one day Monster visited a wisconsin whore house, feelin quite hot. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 501 |
LMFAO! Monster.....you are brilliant! That should be a rap song, no doubt! HAHA! You're my hero! (BTW, I'd win....not you. Nice try though!) ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
Infinity I guarantee the oak is bigger then weapon x.hehe ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2091 |
who cares who is bigger.. we're supposed to be talking about the poems! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 547 |
Oh no, I wasnt saying that at all, I suspected that he has another name on another board and I did a little digging and I'm pretty sure they're the same guy... It's all good! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2284 |
the name's monster, mutherfucker... my fuzzy tiger striped kangol is off to you sir... [This message has been edited by special_bill (edited November 24, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
On further consideration, Id like to name Special Bill as Player Vice President, due to his being a righteous cat and a stone cold player... right on. Id also like to name Havoc as Secretary of Agriculture! ---------------- ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2284 |
bump for monster's gem like brilliance...if you aint read this shit, you need to quit foolin yourself... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 501 |
I'll second that.....bump this shit up! Monster....can I be your secretary....I'd love to take orders from you. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
Oh, I can give orders... you might be pressed tryin to follow em, though. I can be a harsh task master!  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 501 |
By the looks of that smiley I think I can definitely handle taking orders from you! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 853 |
get a room you two... |
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