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![]() Who Here Worships Satan?
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Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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i mean, c'mon, i know alot of you creepy fuckers kneel before the dark master... ![]() | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 1071 |
the only dark master Ill knell before is a dark mound of pubic hair on some hot little mama. ![]() | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 454 |
Well I like Captain Insano as much as the next person, but i think worship is the wrong word to use. ------------------ The moral? It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running. ![]() | ||
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Freak ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I use to till I figured out that it was just the voice in my pee pee. ------------------ ![]() | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 1157 |
We are possessed by all that is evil The death of your God we commmand We spit at the Virgin you worship And sit at Lord Satan's left hand........
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Cool Novice ![]()
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ID KNEEL BEFORE GEORGE W BUSH ANYTIME! ------------------ ![]() | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 1301 |
Only on Sunday, and when it'll get me out of work for religious holidays. ![]() | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 1421 |
I teabagged Lucifer repeatedly while he was passed out on the hood of my car. ![]() | ||
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Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2231 |
i usually chant "say you love satan" between reps... ![]() | ||
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Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2023 |
ave satanus. ![]() | ||
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Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 4055 |
I have often be referred to as Lucifer by my lifting partners, especially on leg day. I love me, so I must worship me...kneel before your master! Especially you Agent Shagwell! ![]() | ||
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Freak ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 1767 |
I love my pee pee. ------------------ ![]() | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 498 |
In order to believe in Satan you'd also have to believe all the Judaism and Chrisitan poppycock...being as it is merely a reflection of the same beliefs. Since I defer to no god except that of Fate, then it is impossible for me to even recognize the existance of such a creature. I believe in the necessity of evil to counterblance good. That simple. ![]() | ||
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Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2211 |
ozzy is as evil as i get. ![]() | ||
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Cool Novice ![]()
Posts: 15 |
WHAT ABOUT GEORGE W BUSH........THINK ABOUT IT HIS BROTHER IS GEBADIA BUNDY AND DECCAMAN ------------------ ![]() | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 923 |
I fucked his mother, does that count? Puc ------------------ ![]() | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]()
Posts: 523 |
thats screwed up ![]() |
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