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Chat & Conversation Who Here Worships Satan?
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Author | Topic: Who Here Worships Satan? | ||
Guru Posts: 2231 |
i mean, c'mon, i know alot of you creepy fuckers kneel before the dark master... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1071 |
the only dark master Ill knell before is a dark mound of pubic hair on some hot little mama. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 454 |
Well I like Captain Insano as much as the next person, but i think worship is the wrong word to use. ------------------ The moral? It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running. | ||
Freak Posts: 1767 |
I use to till I figured out that it was just the voice in my pee pee. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1157 |
We are possessed by all that is evil The death of your God we commmand We spit at the Virgin you worship And sit at Lord Satan's left hand........
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Cool Novice Posts: 15 |
ID KNEEL BEFORE GEORGE W BUSH ANYTIME! ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1301 |
Only on Sunday, and when it'll get me out of work for religious holidays. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1421 |
I teabagged Lucifer repeatedly while he was passed out on the hood of my car. | ||
Guru Posts: 2231 |
i usually chant "say you love satan" between reps... | ||
Moderator Posts: 2023 |
ave satanus. | ||
Guru Posts: 4055 |
I have often be referred to as Lucifer by my lifting partners, especially on leg day. I love me, so I must worship me...kneel before your master! Especially you Agent Shagwell! | ||
Freak Posts: 1767 |
I love my pee pee. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 498 |
In order to believe in Satan you'd also have to believe all the Judaism and Chrisitan poppycock...being as it is merely a reflection of the same beliefs. Since I defer to no god except that of Fate, then it is impossible for me to even recognize the existance of such a creature. I believe in the necessity of evil to counterblance good. That simple. | ||
Guru Posts: 2211 |
ozzy is as evil as i get. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 15 |
WHAT ABOUT GEORGE W BUSH........THINK ABOUT IT HIS BROTHER IS GEBADIA BUNDY AND DECCAMAN ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 923 |
I fucked his mother, does that count? Puc ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 523 |
thats screwed up |
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