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special_bill

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posted November 22, 2000 01:43 PM

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i mean, c'mon, i know alot of you creepy fuckers kneel before the dark master...


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Gilbyag

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posted November 22, 2000 01:45 PM

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the only dark master Ill knell before is a dark mound of pubic hair on some hot little mama.


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The Shadow

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posted November 22, 2000 01:45 PM

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Well I like Captain Insano as much as the next person, but i think worship is the wrong word to use.

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.


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WODIN

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posted November 22, 2000 01:45 PM

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I use to till I figured out that it was just the voice in my pee pee.

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AACK!!!


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dahmer

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posted November 22, 2000 01:47 PM

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We are possessed by all that is evil
The death of your God we commmand
We spit at the Virgin you worship
And sit at Lord Satan's left hand........


Natas Evil Gnol


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OLD SMELLY CUNT

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posted November 22, 2000 01:49 PM

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ID KNEEL BEFORE GEORGE W BUSH ANYTIME!

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TAKE A WHIFF!


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Rotten

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posted November 22, 2000 01:52 PM

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Only on Sunday, and when it'll get me out of work for religious holidays.


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Thick dawg

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posted November 22, 2000 01:53 PM

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I teabagged Lucifer repeatedly while he was passed out on the hood of my car.


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special_bill

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posted November 22, 2000 01:54 PM

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i usually chant "say you love satan" between reps...


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JohnnyO

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posted November 22, 2000 01:56 PM

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ave satanus.


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chesty

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posted November 22, 2000 01:59 PM

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I have often be referred to as Lucifer by my lifting partners, especially on leg day.

I love me, so I must worship me...kneel before your master! Especially you Agent Shagwell!


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WODIN

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posted November 22, 2000 02:01 PM

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I love my pee pee.

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AACK!!!


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kat

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posted November 22, 2000 02:04 PM

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In order to believe in Satan you'd also have to believe all the Judaism and Chrisitan poppycock...being as it is merely a reflection of the same beliefs.

Since I defer to no god except that of Fate, then it is impossible for me to even recognize the existance of such a creature.

I believe in the necessity of evil to counterblance good. That simple.


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madbomber31

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posted November 22, 2000 02:05 PM

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ozzy is as evil as i get.


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OLD SMELLY CUNT

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posted November 22, 2000 02:06 PM

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WHAT ABOUT GEORGE W BUSH........THINK ABOUT IT HIS BROTHER IS GEBADIA BUNDY AND DECCAMAN

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TAKE A WHIFF!


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Puc

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posted November 22, 2000 04:46 PM

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I fucked his mother, does that count?

Puc

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thermo

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posted November 22, 2000 05:21 PM

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thats screwed up


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