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havoc

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
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posted November 22, 2000 12:22 PM

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This is where your in the bath tub and you fart and bite the bubbles as they come up, its refreshing and makes one feel like a sucker fish.

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BigTruck

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posted November 22, 2000 12:25 PM

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Having never been a sucker fish, how can one say what it's like to be a sucker fish?

Also, wouldn't biting fart bubbles be the opposite of refreshing?

Oh well, I suppose it's better than porging -- same practice, only one deficates into the bathtub and then bites into it.

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special_bill

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posted November 22, 2000 12:25 PM

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havoc takes baths....

hahaha..that's just wrong..but sometimes in shower i cup my hand around my ass and fart into it...then i smell it...


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WODIN

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posted November 22, 2000 12:29 PM

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I just saw my penis!


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supersizeme

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posted November 22, 2000 12:33 PM

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i like to place the removable shower head in my ass and fill myself until i'm thoroughly bloated. then i exit the shower and run around and water the plants in my apartment via anal irrigation. that cat looks at me funny when i do this.

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Rotten

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From:I'm in your daughter's bedroom right now.
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posted November 22, 2000 12:36 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by WODIN:
I just saw my penis!

You must be naked looking into a mirror. That's the only way you'll see it with your beer gut.


I like to scratch my balls after I've been working out and then smell my hands.


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WODIN

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posted November 22, 2000 12:37 PM

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Nope! I just look down and out two feet and voila! There is my penis!

I like to smell the taint!

Rotten has bitch tits!

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havoc

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posted November 22, 2000 12:42 PM

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I wish I was supersizes cat.

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Rotten

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posted November 22, 2000 01:02 PM

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Rule #1 of Fight Club is not to talk about Fight Club.


Walk up to three strangers next time you go to Wal-Mart of the grocery store and ask them "What's the first rule of Fight Club?" I've only had one person so far get it right. The rest of them just walk away quickly.


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Gilbyag

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posted November 22, 2000 01:56 PM

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hahaha, yea, and they tickel when they roll up your butt crack and up your back... hahahahahaha...ha......h..... oh, sorry.


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BigTruck

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posted November 22, 2000 01:58 PM

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Twinkies have a shelf life of seven years.


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FtLauderdale

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posted November 22, 2000 05:14 PM

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Ya'll are funny as hell. I'm laughing my ass off : ) Truck, your signature photo & caption are awesome : )


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BigTruck

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posted November 22, 2000 05:24 PM

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Frackal

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posted November 22, 2000 05:31 PM

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When I was little I used to wrap up my shits in toilet paper and throw them on my dickhead neibhor's <sp?> roof. For real...


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