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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted November 22, 2000 11:37 AM

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What is the best way to communicate the high protein low carb nutrition structure to old people who bring over berevement food? My grandfater passed away and i'm in PA for all the veiwings and funeral and everyone and their mother are bring over food. But its all cakes, bread, scallop potatoes, donuts, fudge, cookies.....help!!! Me and my sisters are going crazy.....homemade fudge!!!!!! Thats the work of Dr.Evil....pure evil. Well actually that fudge disappeared the day it got there.....but still have like 3 cakes 3-4 trays of different kinds of potatoes...some kind of cream chesse pumpkin roll......its a nightmare.

Anyhow...just was on to check e mails and thought I'd say hi

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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The Shadow

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posted November 22, 2000 11:39 AM

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Hey babe - make the most out of it and carb load for a couple days. It would help reset the metabolism.

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 22, 2000 11:41 AM

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Yeah...thats the ticket...I think I'll go have another piece of cake so I can "reset my metabolism"...Thanks for making me smile ...


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freak daddy

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posted November 22, 2000 11:47 AM

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i'm sure you can eat what you want for a few days, and still be the hottest babe in the house. hope your doing well shag! keep your head up 'cause the sun always shines in the sky!

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madbomber31

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posted November 22, 2000 11:55 AM

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UNLESS ITS CLOUDY


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freak daddy

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posted November 22, 2000 11:57 AM

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good point bomber! just trying to be positive!

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special_bill

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posted November 22, 2000 12:03 PM

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hey sweety- sorry to hear about your grandfather...

go ahead and stuff yourself, your body thrives on variety and fried cheese...


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WODIN

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posted November 22, 2000 12:19 PM

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Shaggy, Pig out! Enjoy the cheesecake, I love cheesecake.

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chesty

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posted November 22, 2000 12:25 PM

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Sorry to her about your grandfather. I would just eat in moderation, unless you are a short time out from competition.


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Dlady27

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posted November 22, 2000 12:29 PM

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What city are you in PA? Sorry to hear about your G-father.


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madbomber31

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posted November 22, 2000 01:00 PM

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DLADY HEARS SHAGGY IS IN TOWN AND ALL THE SUDDEN SHE WANTS A THREESOME... DAMN D, LET HER BE WITH HER FAMILY!!!

SHAGS- I AM NEVER SERIOUS, BUT I AM HERE.. ITS TOUGH LOSING A GRANDPARENT... DONT WORRY ABOUT YOUR DIET... RELAX, EAT, AND MAKE THE BEST OF THE TIME YOU HAVE WITH FAMILY...


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Gilbyag

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posted November 22, 2000 02:08 PM

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sorry to hear about your Grand daddy Shag, so Ill be nice to ya... this time EAT UP, have a peice of me... I mean for me. hehehe


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted November 28, 2000 11:50 AM

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Can you feel the love? Thanks all Now I'm back and back to my beloved protein shakes again

Wodin..I'm not a cheescake person....

what got me was the homeade fudge, cake, and the killer was.....salt and vinagar potato chips...god those are soooo addicting...

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My father was a relentlessly selfimproving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts for being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we�d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it�s breathtaking. I suggest you try it.


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The Shadow

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posted November 28, 2000 01:53 PM

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Can I feel the love??


That depends on you doll.

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.


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MP5

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posted November 28, 2000 02:14 PM

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Welcome back. 1.) sorry about your grandpa, 2.) if you need help burning off any of those calories while at the same time bringing a great amount of pleasure to two people, let me know.


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Pamela

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posted November 29, 2000 01:50 AM

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I am sorry to here about your GrandFather!

We are going through something like that right now. No one had passed but they are
getting ready too!


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WODIN

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posted November 29, 2000 07:07 AM

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Hey Shaggy, were the potatoe chips homemade?

Sorry for your lose as well, I lost my Grandmother 3 years ago, so I don't like to go there with people about relatives...

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AGENT SHAGWELL

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted November 29, 2000 09:02 AM

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Shadow...I"m all about love baby

Pam..its not easy, I call my grandma everyday and she crys everyday...he was the love of her life and they were married for 48 years....I think I'm gonna stay single then I never have to go through that

WOdin...nope...store bought...my grandpartents live on a farm and all...but they don't make their own potato chips

MP5....2 people? there is no we in me


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The Shadow

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posted November 29, 2000 09:21 AM

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Yeah baby!!!

In all seriousness - I lost my Paw-Paw 3 years ago this Jan. My grandmother was in intermediate stages of Alzheimers when it happened. After he passed, she would wander the house and ask repeatedly where he was.

She doesn't recognize anyone now, and she is in a memory care center.

Keep in touch with your grandmother as much as you can. I know it would make your grandfather proud.

If you need anything, you know how to get in touch.

PS - glad you are back, hon.

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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It realizes that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death.

The moral?

It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.


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Fitnessbarbie

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posted November 29, 2000 09:23 AM

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I'm so sorry to hear about your loss....I had some really bad news last week too...luckily I go the opposite way and can't eat a thing when I'm upset....I just drank my protein shakes instead.


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MP5

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posted November 29, 2000 10:51 AM

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Lil' shaggy, by two people I meant you and I. Hope everything is going well, bith my grandparents died within 6 months of each other, sucked. Now my other grandpa wants to die but can't.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

Freak

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From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
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posted November 29, 2000 11:51 AM

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Shadow...oohh I touched...you got mail

MP5...you and me huh...you do have what the french call a certain I don't know what about you

Fitnessbarbie...I can't take my shakes when I'm around my grandmother...it makes here made, she thinks they are bad substitute for real food an then starts to worry about me and lectures me...so although I didn't miss them at first eating all that yummy food, after a while I just felt gross and wanted a shake But its all good now...when I'm home I do mostly shakes occasional can of tuna or chicken, when I visit my family I eat real food. Just normally I can get chicken breasts etc...but this time was different, didn't want to cause more problems.


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The Shadow

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posted November 29, 2000 12:04 PM

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You think you're touched now...give me a chance doll

Mail back at you sweetness.


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