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Author | Topic: Happy Thanksgiving | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 281 |
Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, but Aren't..." "Talk about a huge breast!" "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1005 |
hahaha, that was pretty funny. my sisters will love those, and it should piss my mom off pretty good... hehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 827 |
thanks , but i had mine a month ago. i think i brought up the "big breast"conversation though... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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