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JohnnyO

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posted November 17, 2000 05:05 PM

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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure. Do you know who you are? I'm Poopsi Burgerchunks.


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Big C

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posted November 17, 2000 05:10 PM

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I am Snooty Pizza Sniffer!!
BWwwwwaaaaahaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa


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The Canadian Oak

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posted November 17, 2000 05:11 PM

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i dont wanna be loopy pottybrains

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MP5

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posted November 17, 2000 05:12 PM

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Stinky BananaHiney


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madbomber31

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posted November 17, 2000 05:13 PM

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poopsie giggletush


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Gilbyag

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posted November 17, 2000 05:16 PM

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Im now FLUFFY DIAPERTUSH...
NOW YOU MUST BOW TO ME!!!!


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Thick dawg

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posted November 17, 2000 05:17 PM

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Buttercup Toiletsniffer


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BigGuns2

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posted November 17, 2000 05:19 PM

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I am now Poopsie Gigglebuns. With all of the protein I'm taking the last name certainly fits!

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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted November 17, 2000 05:20 PM

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Boogy Burgerbrains

lmfao!!


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Sailor_Girl

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posted November 17, 2000 05:20 PM

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Stinky Bananabreath In da house!

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Gilbyag

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posted November 17, 2000 05:20 PM

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hey TD, we already knew about the Toiletsniffer stuff


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Haze

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posted November 17, 2000 05:22 PM

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Loopy Pizza Tush?

you guys are fucked up! haa haa


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Thick dawg

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posted November 17, 2000 05:23 PM

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Whatever, Diapertush...


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Rex37

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posted November 17, 2000 06:37 PM

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Pinky-Poopsie Hamster Hiney

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ajc

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posted November 17, 2000 06:39 PM

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Stinky Gigglehiney in the house.


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TEXASAMM

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posted November 18, 2000 01:47 AM

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I dont wanna play


Poopsie Bananachunks


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MUSTANG_18

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posted November 18, 2000 02:25 AM

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WOO HOO I AM "LUMPY HAMSTERCHUNKS"
I THINK I WILL STAY WITH MY OLD NAME. LOL

M18

[This message has been edited by MUSTANG_18 (edited November 18, 2000).]


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MrMuscle

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posted November 18, 2000 05:37 AM

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snotty cootiechunks......thats GROOSE

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omer123456

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posted November 18, 2000 11:19 AM

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I'm goober toiletlips

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bodishatva

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posted November 18, 2000 01:22 PM

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Mr. Stinky Monkeyfanny!! Oh yeaah!

Bodie


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buckydingdong

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posted November 18, 2000 02:01 PM

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Hmm...it still says my name is "Pinky Wafflesniffer" like usual. i dont get it...


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JustinM

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posted November 18, 2000 04:22 PM

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poopsie bannanahiney

HAHA

peace

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Natymike

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posted November 18, 2000 04:43 PM

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pinky chunkle-chunks

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Siryn

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posted November 18, 2000 05:26 PM

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Snotty BananaFanny. Hey, that's kinda catchy! Maybe it'll be my stagename.


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hooch

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posted November 18, 2000 07:33 PM

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funky rhinobrains


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fitgal

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posted November 18, 2000 07:55 PM

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This is great...I'm Stinky Liverhumperdinck, and my boyfriend is Falafel Bananachunks.
What a couple


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Burnboy

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posted November 18, 2000 08:03 PM

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im poopsie gizzard nose

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KooL-AiD

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posted November 18, 2000 08:16 PM

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Gidget Bubblebrain Reporting.


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Badkins21

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posted November 19, 2000 12:50 AM

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Lumpy Diaperfanny...wtf, hehehe!

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SMASH NZ

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posted November 19, 2000 01:02 AM

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Gidget Wafflesniffer, I like it,1st thing Monday morning I'm off to the deed poll office


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LivinLarger

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posted November 19, 2000 05:12 PM

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Pinky Liverbuns, I think I'll keep my real name.


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MEDIC

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posted November 19, 2000 05:18 PM

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poopsie lizard lips

i dont no about that


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Spawn

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posted November 19, 2000 05:23 PM

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Johnny,

I know you are trying to help the guys through humor, but I would not participate in this game for several reasons.

1) It gives away a lot of your name.
2) Many other threads give away personal information such as job, cars, earnings, size, etc.
3) If someone has the time, you are busted or just harassed.

Funny as hell though.


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al bundy

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posted November 19, 2000 07:42 PM

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stinky toilet-brains goes good with my sig lol

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timac

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posted November 19, 2000 07:50 PM

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falafel bananabrains?
what kind of name is that?


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JohnnyO

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posted November 20, 2000 11:52 PM

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hi spawn.. i've fought for everything i have, so i say "bring it on!" .. i can't speak for the others, but it doesn't take a lot of smarts for someone to find out everything about me over the internet.. but I'll always be ready for a fight.


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goleafs

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posted November 20, 2000 11:56 PM

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gidget gerbilbrains over here...


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BigBazooka

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posted November 21, 2000 01:47 AM

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great. i'm Falafel Gerbilhead. well thank's a for nothing, you son of a bitch!!!!!

just kidding



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Latimer

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posted November 21, 2000 03:38 PM

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LOL, I think i got the best one so far. I'm Lumpy Barfchunks.


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KODIAK99

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posted November 21, 2000 04:05 PM

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butterfly


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Monster

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posted November 21, 2000 04:20 PM

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Lumpy Gerbilsprinkles


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Lil Juicer

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posted November 21, 2000 05:54 PM

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Call me Gidget Bubble-Chunks

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