BRR and his wife had only been married for two weeks. BRR, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his wife:

- "Preciosa, I'll be right back..."

- "Where are you going Papi chulo...?" Asked his wife.

- "I'm going to the bar, Mamasita. I'm going to have a beer."

His wife says to him:

-"You want a beer mi amor...?

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

Big Rick Rock doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, -"Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar...you know...the frozen glass..." He didn't finish the sentence, when the wife
interrupts him by saying,

-"You want a frozen glass mi precioso...?"
She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.

BRR, looking a bit pale, says:

-"Yes, mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK...?"

-"You want hors d'oeuvres carino...?"
She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips,etc.

-"But querida...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..."

-"You want dirty words mi macho hombre...?"
-"HERE, TOMA TU FUCKING CERVEZA IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING COPA AND COME TU FUCKING SNACKS, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT MARICON...?!!"

My girl is actualy like that.