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 When do old people decide their too old to have sex??
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| Author | Topic: When do old people decide their too old to have sex?? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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There has to be a "last time" they fuck. so when would it be?? do they just decide thier to old and ugly, do the stubborn ones get viagra and close thier eyes? I am curious? we can probably rule out kinky shit like rim jobs, blow jobs, anal sex and the like during their last couple years... uck. anyway. WHEN!!!!    | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 410 |
I would say that if the old lady's body looks like it needs ironing, it is time to call it quits. ------------------ The moral? It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up - you had better be running.  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 85 |
Actually bro, statistics show that old people have sex much more frequently than younger people!! I'm not making that up. What the hell else are they going to do with all that spare time?? LOL! | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2049 |
NOT SURE BOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I WILL NOT WANT TO NAIL MY WIFE WHEN I AM 80...50 YEARS OF NAGGING??? AND COMPLAININ? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY AGING... NOPE, NO WAY, NO HOW... PORN MAGS FOR ME!!! THAT BITCH CAN GET ON HER WALKER AND GET HER FRUSTRATIONS OUT. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1067 |
The Ghost is right. I know a man that just turned 63 and he he is nailing down two pieces per week between 30-40. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1712 |
If you see her navel between her titties it is time to stop rockin that kitty! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 179 |
What, are you guys 15 immature years old or somethin'? I got news for your boys, when you're old and wrinkly you'll be Goddamned plenty happy to be able to get it up much less have someone want to even get near it!! The only intelligent reply so far has been from Ghost. He'll be the only happy when he's in his 80's plus!! | ||
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Novice 
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Oh my! Y'know....we're all gonna get old if we don't die young. It's just that some of us are doing this more gracefully than others. Being that I resemble a small man, I don't fit into this category - but, WTF?! Like my momma said, "Honey, in the darkness EVERY cow is black." Actually, say what you all want, I've heard and read the same statistics that OLD people get it WAY more than their younger counterparts. And for those of you men who think that your wives/girlfriends will be too shriveled and nasty for you to be doin'......you think she's gonna want your saggy ass, bitch titties, and shriveled limp noodle? HELLO! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1290 |
bm, your mom did black cows in the dark? WTF? ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1148 |
BM, through the use of heavy anabolics I plan on looking 30 when I'm 85  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1140 |
Take you old tired dick and a supply of viagra to Mexico and find ya a young one. If that sounds like too much trouble stay home and call it quits. Should be around retirement age, say 65. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1290 |
Just call Anna Nicole Smith! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 179 |
quote: LMFAO!!!!! WELL SAID, B-Mom. Love it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 720 |
hillarious. . . | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 269 |
This reminds me of the actor Anthony Quinn. He's in his 80's and he's still making babies. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 121 |
If ya can't get it up then ya caan't get it out |
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posted November 17, 2000 02:18 PM
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