When the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enoug slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

A little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and once
again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With an embarrassed smile to the driver,she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make it.

About this time, a large Texan, who was standing behind her, picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't know you!".

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, Ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."