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 funniest thing you've ever seen in the gym!!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 243 |
it had to be the time this really hot chic was standing on the treadmill, turned the fucker on while she was standing on the belt, and was thrown off belly/face down. she never came back in after that.lmao still!!! ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 140 |
I saw some kid benching without a spotter and he dropped 255lbs on his face. It wasnt funny at first, but when he said he was alright it was funny as hell. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 243 |
i remember another time a buddy was using the nautilus leg press(sucked ass) and you would have to start at the bottom position, and we would have our knees to our ears. so when he went to push the sled he ripped the loudest, nastiest, stinkiest fart i have ever heard in a gym. i laughed so hard and so loud the employees could here me upstairs, and they could here the chic on the abducter machine next to him gagging! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 361 |
probably when i tried to run with a girl on a treadmill. she was already going pretty fast and i thought i could run with her by just jumping on..of course i fell straight down and took her with me..she wasnt happy | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 183 |
I've got two good ones: This one little fat guy lost his balance on the treadmill and got shot out the back of it like a shotgun. To make matters worse, he tried to get back on the thing without stopping it first and he did the same damn thing. I couldn't even finish my workout. The other one was when this one guy got stuck under the leg press machine and me and a couple of buddies ran over to lift it off him. The guy is straining to get it off of him and all the sudden he starts farting uncontrollably. I think he may have shit his pants. We started laughing so hard we almost droped the damn thing down on him. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 114 |
Back when I weighed 120 I was on the universal station pedal leg press, using way too much weight. Now if you remember the universal machines, the leg press seat had a very low back. On my last rep I lifted my butt up to get some extra leverage and was catapulted over the back of the seat with great velocity. One of the weirdest feelings ever, and the people there couldn't stop laughing at me. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 83 |
I see these begginner guys leg pressing around 200 and then they let out some. it is freakin hilarius when that happens. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 458 |
Damn, those are good, once I did squats with cutoff denim and I split the ass of my shorts wide open from back to nuts! Still finished my set of course. ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 8 |
The 3 funniest things that I ever saw at the gym? 1. a guy who had his weight belt on backwards ... the buckle was on his back and he was asking for help to get it buckled ... 2. a guy who shook out his towel after showering and women's panties came flying out (friction from the dryer) 3. a guy who was spotting but when the guy who needed a little bit of help asked for help, the spotter wasn't strong enough and the spotter had to scream for help too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 243 |
bump.... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 864 |
When I started lifting about 11 years ago I had read and articel where you train by overtraing, mucho sets and reps. Well I am finishing my tris, doing close grip benchpress with just the bar no plates, and my tris give out and I have to roll and empty bar off my body. I must have looked like the weakest fucker ever. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
I remember one day when it was real hot and the air condidtioner didn't work, the gym owner decided to open the front doors to cool the place as much as was possible. They were those type of doors where you can open them side by side and create a huge entrance. I saw this older, out of shape guy waltz over to the squat rack. He hadn't warmed up or anything, but proceeded to load the bar with 315. He got underneath of it, lifted it off the rack, took one step back and in one motion, fell completely backwards with the bar. As he was falling, he let go of the bar and it rolled in a complete straight line right out of the front door, and into a nice BMW. I thought I was going to die, my gut hurt so bad from laughing. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1330 |
There was this one nutcase who used to swim in the outdoor pool that nobody used naked. One day I was hanging out talking the girl who worked the front desk, you know because I figured I would bang her later, anyway back to the story, This lady comes screaming up to the front desk with her kid yelling about how a naked man went running into the child care center and ran out. The operations guy had to escort him to the locker room and his membership was revoked. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 243 |
damn ghost, i'm still laughing at your story. that person who owned the bmw had to be pissed! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 487 |
Who was thrown off the Chick or the "Fucker" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 243 |
quote: what in the world are you talking about here? lol... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
Yeah Freak Daddy, the guy who owns the BMW is about 6'5", 255, and very little fat. The amazing thing about this guy is that he is naturaly that big. His license plates read, "LFT ALOT" Amazingly enough, he was very nice about it. I guess when that guy had shit himself in front of everyone in the gym, ol' Red figured he had his vengenence without resorting to violence! LOL!! |
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